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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2017, 06:00:17 PM

Title: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2017, 06:00:17 PM
pearl-clutching vagabonds is one thing but this is another level

https://www.amazon.com/TRIGGER-Devils-Reach-Book-1-ebook/dp/B06Y4P83JF/ref=sr_1_16?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1496197760&sr=1-16&refinements=p_n_feature_eight_browse-bin%3A14485272011%2Cp_n_date%3A1249101011

biker gaf advise. do i need to get me a hog and some leather now?
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Mandark on May 31, 2017, 06:01:02 PM
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2017, 06:04:10 PM
I'll let you ride my hog.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2017, 07:36:31 PM
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.

Drinky 'bout to scoot his way in.
Which one is it?!







Or is it both? :rash
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: chronovore on May 31, 2017, 07:41:17 PM
Congratulations on marrying Drinky.

Drinky 'bout to scoot his way in.
Which one is it?!







Or is it both? :rash

This is The Bore. One does not preclude the other in any way.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2017, 08:16:49 PM
There is room 4 u and joe in the sidecar :cody
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 31, 2017, 08:26:56 PM
Can you really blame her for these desires with your taste in fashion tho
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on May 31, 2017, 08:29:55 PM
Can you really blame her for these desires with your taste in fashion tho
:jeanluc

Too far
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Let's Cyber on June 01, 2017, 01:09:03 AM
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***This book ends with a small cliffhanger.***
:jeanluc
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2017, 01:22:18 AM
took her long enough
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2017, 01:37:54 AM
Better or worse than lesbian vampire erotica?
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2017, 11:26:12 AM
Are any of the bikers black?
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2017, 02:07:15 PM
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As she grew up reading was put to the side but the book Fifty Shades of Grey brought back the love of the written word. Swallowing every book she could get her hands on while befriending authors. Eventually becoming a beta reader and helping authors work out critical scenes and plot progressions.

:rofl :rofl

I wonder if she helped with climaxes too  :doge
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2017, 03:26:21 PM
beta reader :doge
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2017, 04:36:15 PM
Cucked by ebooks, brehs

 :snob
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2017, 07:19:59 PM
Are any of the bikers black?
You know, skimming her list I don't think any of the bikers, pirates, cowboys, weathly barons, werepeople (?!) or the rest of the misc bad guys with a heart of gold and oversized genitals are African American. Will let her know of this problematic behavior asap.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2017, 07:27:09 PM
I bet none of them wear Romphims, either.

:jawalrus
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on June 01, 2017, 07:28:21 PM
 :maf
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: naff on June 02, 2017, 02:53:55 PM
 :obama
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Trurl on June 02, 2017, 03:44:19 PM
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Valkyrie on June 02, 2017, 06:12:33 PM
Is your wife into that 50 Shades shit too?
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Atramental on June 02, 2017, 06:15:41 PM
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage
 
:shh
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Valkyrie on June 02, 2017, 06:29:04 PM
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage
 
:shh
Suddenly my broken marriage makes a whole lot of sense. :doge
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on June 02, 2017, 06:33:23 PM
Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
:shh


Wife?  For all of the jokes about gay subtext this forum is straight as hell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_(companion)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavender_marriage
 
:shh
Iris is a much better floral than lavender  :-* :-[
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2017, 08:44:54 PM
"Biker Erotica from Amazon" sounds like the porno parody title of Biker Mice from Mars.
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: nudemacusers on June 03, 2017, 10:08:43 PM
i just wish it was biker mouse erotica :rash

edit: of course there is biker mice from mars rule 34 :sabu
Title: Re: my wife is now reading biker erotica from amazon
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2017, 10:11:07 PM
<:3 )~