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Title: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 26, 2007, 11:32:30 PM
(http://www.chortler.com/images/smokin1219.jpg)

I was *this* close to seeing the afternoon show, but decided to watch The Departed one final time on the big screen (and to support my nugga Scorsese). Did any of you catch this, though? Willco?
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:12:18 AM
I should have seen this instead of Pan's Labyrinth.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 12:13:54 AM
I'm hearing good things, but then again the RT score kind of turns me off. :-\

On Smokin' Aces, I mean.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:15:25 AM
I've lost faith in RT based solely on Pan's Labyrinth now. I think all the critics were all like OMG THIS IS THE NEXT WIZARD OF OZ LET'S ALL GIVE IT GREAT REVIEWS. Goddamn it.

From the review I read in Newsday, Smokin' Aces basically should be a NC-17 movie. That can't be a bad thing.
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Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 12:16:10 AM
I wonder if Alicia Keys has any sexy scenes... :-[
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2007, 12:18:11 AM
I should have seen this instead of Pan's Labyrinth.

FUCK YOU TASTE nicca
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 12:19:33 AM
FUCK THAT PAN'S LABYRINTH JAZZ
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Post by: Himu on January 27, 2007, 12:21:14 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 12:25:47 AM
Dulce Maria will be Mupepe's wife, and he will impregnate her before I die.
Agreed.  I'll do it just for you.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 12:26:19 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey... >:(
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Post by: Himu on January 27, 2007, 12:26:42 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey... >:(

Well...there are room for seconds.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:26:54 AM
SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 12:27:32 AM
SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
K.  I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth.  Stupid fucks.  Make it simple, dolts.
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Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 12:29:25 AM
Alicia Key's will be my wife, and I will impregnate her before I die.

Hey... >:(

Well...there are room for seconds.

 :heart

SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
K.  I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth.  Stupid fucks.  Make it simple, dolts.

I guess because bread = pan.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 27, 2007, 12:45:48 AM
I'm gonna be at the movie theater tomorrow for a interview for digital projectionist. So i might get to see it tomorrow. I really want the job at the imax cause they are paying 13 bucks a hour for digital projectionist there.

I'm gonna see it one way or another though.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 12:47:00 AM
SEE SMOKIN' ACES

DON'T SEE BREAD'S LABYRINTH
K.  I will, buddy.

Why Bread's Labyrinth?

labyrinth is a funny word to spell

They should have spelled the word labrinth.  Stupid fucks.  Make it simple, dolts.

I guess because bread = pan.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 01:02:01 AM
Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year.  Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 01:04:32 AM
Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year.  Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.

Bad taste confirmed.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 27, 2007, 01:10:37 AM
Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff.  We might go see it tomorrow night, though.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 01:11:03 AM
Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff.  We might go see it tomorrow night, though.
Did you take your pants off?
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 01:11:24 AM
Nah, Disposable White Guy and friends took me out to Dave & Buster's for a belated birthday bash with booze and tickets and stuff.  We might go see it tomorrow night, though.

Did you end the night cuddling with PD, too?
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 01:23:04 AM
Pan's Labrynth is the best movie of last year.  Take your okay Children of Men and okay Departed and shove em up your ass.

Bad taste confirmed.

Go eat Band of Shitty Asian Movies, flipper.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 01:23:46 AM
Shitty asian movies > Doctor who
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 27, 2007, 01:25:03 AM
My pants are on, no overly homoerotic moments (except when my friend Ryan and I decided to take our pictures and have a machine decide what our kid would look like - spoiler: it was a black baby boy and we're both white!) and I had several beers, a tasty meal and some neat gifts (Crank on DVD! Trump action figure!)
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 01:27:54 AM
I'm gonna pick up Crank tomorrow, its overall a pretty good flick that's hella rewatchable.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2007, 01:30:41 AM
My pants are on, no overly homoerotic moments (except when my friend Ryan and I decided to take our pictures and have a machine decide what our kid would look like - spoiler: it was a black baby boy and we're both white!) and I had several beers, a tasty meal and some neat gifts (Crank on DVD! Trump action figure!)
You're half black.  You need to talk to your mom  :o
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 27, 2007, 01:32:03 AM
It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!").  I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 01:35:10 AM
It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!").  I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.

(http://indarktrees.com/pics/Oblivion.JPG)
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 01:42:34 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: futami on January 27, 2007, 03:23:46 AM
(http://www.chortler.com/images/smokin1219.jpg)

I was *this* close to seeing the afternoon show, but decided to watch The Departed one final time on the big screen (and to support my nugga Scorsese). Did any of you catch this, though? Willco?

departed is soooo overrated.

the original is 1000000000x better, imo.

Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Strife Doombringer on January 27, 2007, 03:40:05 AM
Watched it it was good till the last 20 mins then the movie fell apart but it was an 7/10 movie nothing that hasent been done already. guns...boom .people die...hookers...mob bosses...boobs...coke..stupid ending
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2007, 09:22:39 AM
You guys drooling over Keys do know she's a lesbian, right?
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Post by: Solo on January 27, 2007, 09:25:47 AM
This film looks like the Boondock Saints of the decade. Yes, it looks that bad.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2007, 09:28:30 AM
This film looks like the Boondock Saints of the decade. Yes, it looks that bad.

I dunno, it looks like a good dumb action flick.  Don't get many of those this time of the year.  Also, Peter Travers actually gave it a favorable review.  Could be a nice change of pace.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: beelzebozo on January 27, 2007, 09:32:53 AM

i saw it last night and it was a freakin' blast.

i agree it lost some of its steam towards the end--the last ten minutes or so in particular--but i can't really fault it, being otherwise so kinetic and fun. 

if you liked crank, you'll love this.
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Post by: Janus on January 27, 2007, 10:20:14 AM
It was pretty hysterical and this black/hispanic couple outside apparently were upset that we were laughing that our fake child was black ("That's so not appropiate!").  I am going to name my fake black boy Huxtable.

[img]http://indarktrees.com/pics/Oblivion.JPG[img]

:lol
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 12:55:07 PM

i saw it last night and it was a freakin' blast.

i agree it lost some of its steam towards the end--the last ten minutes or so in particular--but i can't really fault it, being otherwise so kinetic and fun. 

if you liked crank, you'll love this.

 :hyper :hyper :dur
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 04:43:17 PM
Hmm, well I do like Crank.
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Post by: demi on January 27, 2007, 08:41:21 PM
My friend invited me out to see Ghost Rider, but I think they're considering seeing this.

I would rather see this, if only for the HOT FUZZ TRAILER they play before it. After that, I'll just walk out of the theater.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 10:15:47 PM
Why anoyone would consider watching Ghost Rider is beyond me. :duh
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Post by: demi on January 27, 2007, 10:23:57 PM
I'm not one to refuse a free gesture. One of the perks of being a great person, I suppose.
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 10:26:48 PM
I'm not one to refuse a free gesture.

Either way, go with Smokin' Aces.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on January 28, 2007, 12:04:30 AM
Hot Fuzz trailer was the one thats been online for a while

The movie was really good better than the departed for me in lots of ways but i like these type of films I hope the unrated version has more stuff in it.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 12:10:03 AM
Hot Fuzz trailer was the one thats been online for a while

The movie was really good better than the departed for me in lots of ways but i like these type of films I hope the unrated version has more stuff in it.

Explain.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on January 28, 2007, 12:20:19 AM
I'd already seen infernal affairs 1-3 so i knew it was a remake. Where as i've never seen something like Aces. Where its all about Hitman and the story had me guessing. The only thing in departed that had me was the shooting in the elevator. Everything else about the departed didnt have me on my seat like Aces did.

Plus i like crazy hill billie pyscho's with chainsaws and mohawks.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 12:22:39 AM
Was Internal Affairs much better then The Departed story-wise?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 28, 2007, 12:23:49 AM
Did Bz just indirectly say Smokin' Aces was better than The Departed?

Did that just happen?
Title: Re: So... did anyone see SMOKIN' ACES yet?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 12:24:36 AM
Did Bz just indirectly say Smokin' Aces was better than The Departed?

Did that just happen?

Yes, yes he did. >:(
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 12:34:40 AM
One of the big issues I had with The Departed was that Matt Damon's character didn't have any guilt about working for a crime lord but apparantly he does in Internal Affairs, changes like this could make somebody like a normal action movie more then The Departed.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 12:36:59 AM
One of the big issues I had with The Departed was that Matt Damon's character didn't have any guilt about working for a crime lord but apparantly he does in Internal Affairs, changes like this could make somebody like a normal action movie more then The Departed.

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged? Obviously the whole "sitting in the dark with teary eyes" and "just kill me, please" scenes fucking flew right over your head.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 12:43:32 AM
Are you distinguished mentally-challenged? Obviously the whole "sitting in the dark with teary eyes" and "just kill me, please" scenes fucking flew right over your head.
When a person feels guilty, they show it in every word they say.

You throw some moody music and a scene of self-pity a five-year old would laugh at then you don't get that point across.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 12:54:29 AM
Yeah, apparently you are completely distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 01:51:16 AM
Which makes you my bitch.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 01:56:35 AM
...
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:00:15 AM
Just watch, shut up, learn, obey.  Those are your rules.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 02:04:20 AM
Seriously, just get the fuck out of my thread with your bullshit. You're without a doubt the most distinguished mentally-challenged poster I've ever seen on this forum, and that's saying alot.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:06:30 AM
"a lot"

and if you haven't seen Internal Affairs then you SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 02:07:37 AM
"a lot"

and if you haven't seen Internal Affairs then you SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP for a second.

No, but I have seen Infernal Affairs, so goodbye.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:12:04 AM
http://piv.pivpiv.dk/
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 02:12:45 AM
Please leave.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:14:45 AM
You gave a good hour bitching and now it's my turn.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 02:15:26 AM
You gave a good hour bitching and now it's my turn.

Honestly, I have no idea what you're saying.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:16:11 AM
Honestly, I have no idea what you're saying.
http://piv.pivpiv.dk/
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Post by: G The Resurrected on January 28, 2007, 03:35:06 AM
Did Bz just indirectly say Smokin' Aces was better than The Departed?

Did that just happen?

yes yes i did, but i say it with admiration towards the Departed cause its still a really good film on its own. But some of it was wasted on me cause i'd already seen the original films. I did enjoy the Departed very much so. But theres something about Aces. Aces and the Departed shouldnt really be compared to be honest. As they are both two different films. Albeit with a similar result of high body counts in them.

For someone thats not seen Infernal affairs i think they will like the departed more so than Aces. But as a crazy film with some great characters I'd think they'd choose aces. But thats not to say Crazy ass Jack aint crazy enough.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 03:37:11 AM
Oh, in that case... :-*
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Post by: G The Resurrected on January 28, 2007, 03:44:34 AM
Anyways I'll rent both on dvd so i can watch both directors cuts. Seeing as Aces was cut up a lot to get by with the R rating. And knowing Sorcesse makes long ass movies.
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Post by: Solo on January 28, 2007, 09:47:35 AM
Do you distinguished mentally-challenged fellows absolutely need to bring your mental clash of the titans into every goddamn thread?
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 02:57:56 PM
Do you distinguished mentally-challenged fellows absolutely need to bring your mental clash of the titans into every goddamn thread?

I was kindly asking nintenho to leave, and he kept trying to instigate an e-fight. He thrives on annoying everyone.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 28, 2007, 02:59:38 PM
No I don't, you're not a person.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on July 01, 2007, 10:23:17 PM
I just wanted to say that I just saw this movie (Redbox is the shit (http://www.redbox.com/)) and goddamn, it was fucking BAD.

I gotta change my gamertag now, I can't even be associated with this shit  :maf
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 11:39:34 PM
Yeah, it was a pretty huge letdown.  The film has amassed a Rob Zombie-like horde of apologist fans that will act condescending and say you don't "get" the material if you dislike it.
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Post by: Yeti on July 02, 2007, 12:01:35 AM
I didn't like it much either. The action scenes were all right, but they weren't good enough to excuse the nonexistent plot.