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Title: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 12:18:50 PM: Heyo,

I'm on vacation next week for the first time in quite some time (excluding the 3/4ths of December where work seems to de facto go on hold in every tech company I've worked for). What should I do? I have no plans.

My original plan was to rent a car and drive somewhere like the Hearst Castle. I've lived in California for 2.5 years and haven't been outside the Bay Area, so getting to know the area sounded like a good idea. Then, I realized I haven't driven in over 2 years, and it kinda sounds sorta scary to me to plan a lot of driving without doing something smaller first.

My second plan was Vegas for a week. You see, I -know- I'd hate Vegas, but I guess it's a bucket list destination spot and it's easy to find things to do. I could also try to meet Carrot Top and get him to fuck me. I was able to find plenty of cheap packages, but as I was going over this plan with a friend, she asked if I'd seen the weather there recently, so I checked and it's basically hell on earth there. So the strikes are: 1) I'd hate it 2) Hotter than hell. Positives: 1) Carrot Top fucking me 2) Shit to do.

Last night, a friend recommended Hawaii, which sounded good at first. It's fuckin' Hawaii, another bucket list vacation joint, and again, there were cheap packages that I could get with little notice. Then I realized I hate beaches and shit and the sun.

Then he recommended LA, which also sounded good. The strike against it for me was to find enough shit to do there on short notice.

The last option is to sit in my apartment and abuse GetNugg all week while doing nothing else.

Anyone else have any suggestions? Tell me what to do. My vacation is in your hands.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: zomgee on July 13, 2017, 12:23:27 PM: I think Vegas sounds like the exact type of mess you're looking for. It sounds terrible: the good and memorable kind of terrible.
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Post by: Raist on July 13, 2017, 12:24:25 PM: I heard North Korea is lovely this time a year. Just don't steal any posters.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on July 13, 2017, 12:26:13 PM: This should be a poll and I should be able to pick pick Mupepe.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 12:44:31 PM: done
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 12:48:48 PM: U could go to vegas, hit up the Mandalay Bay (evo 2017), and wait for barely legal gay (or otherwise confused/unexperienced game bros) fighting game players to exit the conference area and feast. :doge

Nachbro's fine ass might even be there :drool
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 13, 2017, 12:55:43 PM: Vegas, Fremont
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 01:05:13 PM: Wait just read the thing about carrot top. Girl just stay home :donot
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Post by: demi on July 13, 2017, 01:07:48 PM: I took the week off for Destiny 2. I cant wait to play Destiny 2 and masturbate all week
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 01:10:26 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 01:05:13 PM
Wait just read the thing about carrot top. Girl just stay home :donot

What's worse: getting fucked by Carrot Top or by an Evo player? Really.
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Post by: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 01:22:50 PM: There were some cute Latinos with their shirts off last time I was there :-*
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Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 01:28:55 PM: Where is it easiest to get hardcore opiates as a tourist? I want to see how much I can damage my life in one week.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Raist on July 13, 2017, 01:30:51 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 01:28:55 PM
Where is it easiest to get hardcore opiates as a tourist? I want to see how much I can damage my life in one week.

Tobyhanna, PA.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 01:38:52 PM: Quote from: Raist on July 13, 2017, 01:30:51 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 01:28:55 PM
Where is it easiest to get hardcore opiates as a tourist? I want to see how much I can damage my life in one week.

Tobyhanna, PA.

I could be Bore's court reporter for his hearing!

Unfortunately, this violates my personal "no Pennsylvania" ever policy.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 01:41:22 PM: Come to Houston and I'll entertain myself with you. You might enjoy it too.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 01:46:36 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 01:41:22 PM
Come to Houston and I'll entertain myself with you. You might enjoy it too.

Is it ass hot? For the record, it's bright and sunny in San Francisco and 64 degrees and it's just right for me.

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also I'm sitting in a salon drinking champagne
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playing Magikark Jump
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Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 13, 2017, 01:49:44 PM: This thread is not what I expected at all... :o

I say you stay around and we meet up
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 01:52:09 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 01:46:36 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 01:41:22 PM
Come to Houston and I'll entertain myself with you. You might enjoy it too.

Is it ass hot? For the record, it's bright and sunny in San Francisco and 64 degrees and it's just right for me.

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also I'm sitting in a salon drinking champagne
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playing Magikark Jump
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95 today with 1000% humidity.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: G The Resurrected on July 13, 2017, 01:53:30 PM: Texas humidity is :yuck but damnit if I don't love every place I've been to in Texas. It sucks getting right out of the shower and leaving into a swamp pit.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 02:01:02 PM: Coolest high temp listed for Vegas next week is 103 :(. But I'd be indoors most of the time, right? Any hotel recs? Centrally located as possible. Tacky/campy appreciated.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 02:24:50 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 02:01:02 PM
Coolest high temp listed for Vegas next week is 103 :(. But I'd be indoors most of the time, right? Any hotel recs? Centrally located as possible. Tacky/campy appreciated.
Paris and yes you won't even notice the heat.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: zomgee on July 13, 2017, 02:28:54 PM: Circus Circus and re-enact Fear and Loathing. I think it's the campiest hotel on the strip these days.

The Circus-Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This is the sixth Reich. The ground floor is full of gambling tables, like all the other casinos . . . but the place is about four stories high, in the style of a circus tent, and all manner of strange County-Fair/Polish Carnival madness is going on up in this space.

Or stay at the Tropicana, built in 46. That can't be good.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 03:23:31 PM: Vegas is looking more likely. More hotel recs are always welcome.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 13, 2017, 03:29:43 PM: Get gay married to Wrath so he can come to America. Him being in Saudi Arabia screws with our Plug.DJ timing.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 03:36:49 PM: #staycation
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Post by: zomgee on July 13, 2017, 03:43:46 PM: #gaycation
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Post by: Huff on July 13, 2017, 04:21:59 PM: #rapecation?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2017, 04:44:23 PM: #martinrapermancation?
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 13, 2017, 04:56:40 PM: go to amirox trial, bring popcorn
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Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 04:57:18 PM: Also: show recommendations.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 13, 2017, 04:59:15 PM: bloodlines
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:01:05 PM: twin peaks
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2017, 05:05:27 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:01:05 PM
twin peaks

implying that TVC isn't already watching twin peaks
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 05:12:15 PM: If you don't give me real recommendations, I'm just going to see Carrot Top every night, front row, wearing progressively tighter and tighter vinyl pants.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:18:03 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2017, 05:05:27 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:01:05 PM
twin peaks

implying that TVC isn't already watching twin peaks

im saying. keep watching. never stop watching twin peaks
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Tasty on July 13, 2017, 05:43:37 PM: Let me pick your rumpus.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 05:45:12 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:18:03 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 13, 2017, 05:05:27 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 13, 2017, 05:01:05 PM
twin peaks

implying that TVC isn't already watching twin peaks

im saying. keep watching. never stop watching twin peaks

I'm super hardcore about it. I've reads all the tie-in books, too.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 05:51:45 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 04:57:18 PM
Also: show recommendations.
https://www.clublacys.com/about/ :nsfw

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“Don’t miss some of the sexiest, thickest ladies in the female exotic industry. We are the original big booty, hip hop strip club of Vegas. Come join us and be entertained. Hip hop music and thick sexy black women in a safe secure environment.”

:noah
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Post by: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 05:59:09 PM: Michael Jackson One was friggin sweet. But I assume you want something tacky, gaudy and to watch ironically. So go see MJ One.
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It actually wasn't tacky at all because it never really mentioned him. Just used his music and stylings
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There is also an MJ impersonation concert that is cool AF in a seedy and dirty way.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 13, 2017, 06:02:41 PM: MJ One is on the list.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2017, 03:48:22 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 13, 2017, 05:59:09 PM
Michael Jackson One was friggin sweet. But I assume you want something tacky, gaudy and to watch ironically. So go see MJ One.
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It actually wasn't tacky at all because it never really mentioned him. Just used his music and stylings
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There is also an MJ impersonation concert that is cool AF in a seedy and dirty way.

PS. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4rtqnj

I'm thinking...

Monday: Penn and Teller
Tuesday: MJ
Weds: Beatles
Thurs: Absinthe. Or Carrot Top.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Mupepe on July 14, 2017, 07:42:43 AM: That fucking clip made me LOL at work
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 14, 2017, 09:32:10 AM: Absinthe was pretty damn entertaining when I saw it

You picked a good time, too, legal weed sales have started in Vegas
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2017, 01:39:34 PM: Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 14, 2017, 10:58:12 AM
TVC, you have to know that when we get married you can only vomit in bed.

Only after you've achieved sufficient gape.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 14, 2017, 06:46:55 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 02:24:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 02:01:02 PM
Coolest high temp listed for Vegas next week is 103 :(. But I'd be indoors most of the time, right? Any hotel recs? Centrally located as possible. Tacky/campy appreciated.
Paris and yes you won't even notice the heat.

You won. I booked Paris. I couldn't find anyone with a super compelling opinion. A fake Eiffel Tower should be sufficiently tacky for my tastes.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2017, 06:53:38 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 14, 2017, 06:46:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 02:24:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 02:01:02 PM
Coolest high temp listed for Vegas next week is 103 :(. But I'd be indoors most of the time, right? Any hotel recs? Centrally located as possible. Tacky/campy appreciated.
Paris and yes you won't even notice the heat.

You won. I booked Paris. I couldn't find anyone with a super compelling opinion. A fake Eiffel Tower should be sufficiently tacky for my tastes.

(http://i.imgur.com/id2tjzC.jpg)
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: nudemacusers on July 14, 2017, 08:35:31 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on July 14, 2017, 06:46:55 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on July 13, 2017, 02:24:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on July 13, 2017, 02:01:02 PM
Coolest high temp listed for Vegas next week is 103 :(. But I'd be indoors most of the time, right? Any hotel recs? Centrally located as possible. Tacky/campy appreciated.
Paris and yes you won't even notice the heat.

You won. I booked Paris. I couldn't find anyone with a super compelling opinion. A fake Eiffel Tower should be sufficiently tacky for my tastes.
Between Paris and harrah's you'll have plenty of tacky to marinate in.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 14, 2017, 08:41:04 PM: You should slink over to Fremont st for at least one night, nice and seedy place. ~~Get a deep fried Twinkie at Mermaids surrounded by the sounds of the only actual coin slots left in Vegas~~

Holy shit Mermaids closed down, sad. Still, Fremont is worth visiting, especially if this is your bucket list Vegas trip.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 17, 2017, 05:58:27 PM: Where can I get bath salts, people?
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Post by: Steve Contra on July 17, 2017, 06:03:08 PM: We told you last night just find hookers who come with bath salts. You're already doing a package deal, just step it up.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 18, 2017, 02:53:04 AM: The recreational marijuana prices here are significantly cheaper than in Oakland. It's 35-40 for moth 1/8ths here and at least 50 in Oakland.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 19, 2017, 09:48:06 PM: This city is evil.

I've revisited my thoughts of my ideal world. I no longer believe we need to return to pre-Industrial Revolution population numbers; we need to return to pre-discovery of irrigation numbers. Somewhere between 100ish and 300ish million people. Society must be revoked.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on July 20, 2017, 01:23:29 AM: I'd join some crazy cult that has that as it's worldwide goal. Where do I sign up?

Are you at least having fun?
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Post by: Mupepe on July 20, 2017, 06:50:06 AM: Did you see the MJ show??
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2017, 10:41:07 AM: I voted Vegas because I'd enjoy your posts detailing your slow torture due to heat and thirst as you evolve into a pile of oil.
Title: Re: Should I do something with my vacation or just stay home and pick my rumpus
Post by: TVC15 on July 20, 2017, 06:49:32 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on July 20, 2017, 06:50:06 AM
Did you see the MJ show??

Yes. I liked the MJ show a lot more than the Beatles show.

I survived this week due to weed cake pops, mainly.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 20, 2017, 06:56:13 PM: I wish I could have been there with you. Baked and depraved.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 07:03:32 PM: Was the weed food in Vegas pretty potent? Most legal shit I've tried has been very underwhelming in food
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Post by: TVC15 on July 20, 2017, 07:32:48 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on July 20, 2017, 07:03:32 PM
Was the weed food in Vegas pretty potent? Most legal shit I've tried has been very underwhelming in food

I'm a terrible judge of edibles because sometimes they seem to take like 4 hours to kick in. My first night I had two cake pops and I was pretty wrecked after 2 hours. I've been doing one in the morning and one at night and I've been constantly pretty buzzed. According to the packaging, it's 25mg of THC per pop. I don't know if that's a lot.