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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on August 22, 2017, 07:24:22 AM

Title: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: benjipwns on August 22, 2017, 07:24:22 AM
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DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- A state-owned newspaper in Dubai is reporting a man has found himself in a legal mess after allegedly trying to smuggling 5.7 million amphetamine pills into the sheikhdom hidden inside sheep intestines.

Prosecutors say the man said his brother had told him to try to bring the intestines into the country. Customs authorities discovered the pills when they inspected the cargo before it was to be released and taken to a warehouse.
Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 22, 2017, 03:43:07 PM
Neither was the sheep.
Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: jorma on August 22, 2017, 06:02:45 PM
i just want to know if this dude is an asshole who narced his own brother, or if the brother just didn't let him know he was smuggling drugs in the middle east.

Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: chronovore on August 22, 2017, 07:09:42 PM
'Ah, yes: The old UAE "Speed Haggis" trick.'

(https://i.giphy.com/media/kcf0XiENWovEk/giphy-facebook_s.jpg)
Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: benjipwns on August 24, 2017, 12:57:30 AM
i just want to know if this dude is an asshole who narced his own brother, or if the brother just didn't let him know he was smuggling drugs in the middle east.
i'm going to prefer to read it as a dare:
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the man said his brother had told him to try to bring the intestines into the country
Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: Raist on September 22, 2017, 03:30:48 PM
How about this one?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/22/saudi-arabia-accidentally-prints-textbook-showing-yoda-sitting/
Title: Re: wrath pls explain thx
Post by: Raist on September 22, 2017, 03:47:16 PM
I'll do you one better, here it is in my lil bro's text book:

:leon