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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on October 21, 2017, 08:43:17 PM

Title: Its confessmas!
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 21, 2017, 08:43:17 PM

Lol no. Go to hell.

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: hampster on October 21, 2017, 08:47:16 PM

You think that guy's brother ever found out ???

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Momo on October 21, 2017, 08:53:34 PM

 :maf :maf

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Positive Touch on October 21, 2017, 09:02:41 PM

even when I had money I never did the xmas exchange bc I didn't want to risk giving Drew a present

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Dennis on October 21, 2017, 09:08:52 PM

Quality thread from nuBore

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 22, 2017, 05:57:15 AM

So when I was 14, I was attracted to one of my older female cousins. We were pretty close and would always kind of playfully flirt during family gatherings. I knew it was wrong but damn, she was HOT. So anyway during one Thanksgiving we snuck off and got pretty drunk when...

lol jk, those stories are always bullshit anyway.

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: EarthBound64 on October 22, 2017, 11:33:58 AM

RIP Confessember.

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 22, 2017, 11:37:43 AM

I submitted all kinds of fake confessions and they'd get posted and I'd lol

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Clockwork on October 22, 2017, 08:36:49 PM

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!

...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: team filler on October 22, 2017, 08:38:43 PM

Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 22, 2017, 11:37:43 AM

I submitted all kinds of fake confessions and they'd get posted and I'd lol

:lol

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: Crayons on October 22, 2017, 08:39:36 PM

I used adblock on GAF

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: hungrynoob on October 22, 2017, 08:42:43 PM

I actually made a genuine confession to that thread maybe back in '15. Still leaves me feeling weird people kinda know about it, even though it'll never be traced back to me.

Title: Re: Its confessmas!
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 22, 2017, 08:43:32 PM

Quote from: Let's Cyber on October 22, 2017, 05:57:15 AM

So when I was 14, I was attracted to one of my older female cousins. We were pretty close and would always kind of playfully flirt during family gatherings. I knew it was wrong but damn, she was HOT. So anyway during one Thanksgiving we snuck off and got pretty drunk when...

lol jk, those stories are always bullshit anyway.

No lol jk finish the gawdamn story