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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 09:44:15 PM

Title: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 09:44:15 PM
Every year we celebrate a monumental meeting of the livers, to see which team can bring home the gold and glory in the Beer Olympics. This year I have the proud honor of representing 510 Franklin street in the Beer Olympics.

Franklin, Franklin, Were the best. Franklin, Franklin Fuck the rest, FRAAAAAANKLIN STREEEET!!!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/CIMG0168.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Diablos on January 27, 2007, 09:45:33 PM
k
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 27, 2007, 09:48:22 PM
Get some fucking pants on idiot.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 10:17:15 PM
Dude, those thighs could kill a man.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 10:37:39 PM
Your socks are dirty.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:40:36 PM
Lets meet the team.

First up is ShowTime.

(http://photos-819.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35954819_297.jpg)

He has a knack for cheap light beer. His strength is keeping a steady pace, eventually tiring his opponents.

Next up is Angus, the All Star Heavy Weight. This man can drink Natty light like water. A sure winner for Team Franklin.

(http://photos-263.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955263_8114.jpg)

The third member, is Landfill, Ironically he has a taste for expensive beer.

(http://photos-817.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35954817_2535.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 10:41:44 PM
Wow, this is some pretty gay shit.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Beezy on January 27, 2007, 10:42:08 PM
...you all planned on wearing the same shit?
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:42:35 PM
Here are some rare training pics. Notice the dedication and perseverance.


(http://photos-565.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955565_7702.jpg)


(http://photos-568.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955568_8316.jpg)


(http://photos-572.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955572_9585.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 10:43:40 PM
Wow, I don't know whether to whip it out or start bawling.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2007, 10:43:55 PM
i thought all the gay subtext/fantasy threads had to be kept in the sticky
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 10:45:20 PM
lol college kids.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:45:35 PM
Drinking Beer is not GAY. Plus, Our theme song is "Now you're a man"
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 10:46:30 PM
Drinking Beer is not GAY. Plus, Our theme song is "Now you're a man"

But drinking it in this manner is gayer than one of PD's big cock fantasies.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 10:47:02 PM
THAT IS SOOOO GAY
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2007, 10:47:21 PM
of course beer is not gay. however, getting drunk and buttfucking your pale friends is.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 10:48:49 PM
This is gayer than that porno I wrote, GAY CALIGULA.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 27, 2007, 10:49:03 PM
That looks fun - and I don't even drink :lol
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2007, 10:49:21 PM
 :o

Richard Simmons called, he wants his college party back.

That looks fun - and I don't even drink :lol
confirmed
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 27, 2007, 10:50:15 PM
:o

Richard Simmons called, he wants his college party back.

That looks fun - and I don't even drink :lol
confirmed

 :lol
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:51:43 PM
It would be gay except our party doesnt have Anal Sex.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2007, 10:52:49 PM
It would be gay except our party doesnt have Anal Sex.
The throat fucking is kind of gay.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2007, 10:53:29 PM
dude, when it looks like that, anyone sane assumes anal sex is an eventuality

you'll be getting your starfish drilled for the other texas tea, guaranteed
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:53:35 PM
There will be no Penises unless we draw them on someone that passes out.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2007, 10:54:40 PM
There will be no Penises unless we draw them on someone that passes out.
You'll be "drawing" you penises out of your pants and spilling warm ink inside each others rectums.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Vizzys on January 27, 2007, 10:55:30 PM
Goddamn you have some big arms
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 10:57:49 PM
TEAM PHOTOS!!!

(http://photos-899.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955899_4266.jpg)

(http://photos-895.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955895_2996.jpg)

(http://photos-897.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v61/220/108/7940748/n7940748_35955897_3645.jpg)
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 27, 2007, 11:00:11 PM
The grossest part of the human body = armpits
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2007, 11:00:22 PM
someone lock this thread before the dicksucking starts
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2007, 11:01:26 PM
Man, and I thought my idea for cigarillo's Company was original :(
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2007, 11:01:41 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2007, 11:01:45 PM
(http://i.xanga.com/stevereed_standup/Richard-Simmons.jpg)
"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"  :-*
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Diablos on January 27, 2007, 11:02:45 PM
Man, and I thought my idea for cigarillo's Company was original :(

 :hehe
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 27, 2007, 11:04:40 PM
(http://i.xanga.com/stevereed_standup/Richard-Simmons.jpg)
"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"  :-*

I prefer to call it a Wife beater and atletic shorts.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2007, 11:08:56 PM
(http://i.xanga.com/stevereed_standup/Richard-Simmons.jpg)
"Nothing says manly like a tank top and short-shorts!"  :-*

I prefer to call it a Wife beater and atletic shorts.
Something is getting beat at that party, but it isn't a woman.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 27, 2007, 11:23:08 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Sceneman on January 28, 2007, 02:46:45 AM
Great thread
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 28, 2007, 03:25:05 AM
The events started off very heterosexual, until Angus Pantsed landfill. In revenge landfill began to hump Angus while his pants were at his knees. I was helpless and could only laugh.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 28, 2007, 03:26:47 AM
 o_O
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2007, 03:27:52 AM
The events started off very heterosexual, until Angus Pantsed landfill. In revenge landfill began to hump Angus while his pants were at his knees. I was helpless and could only laugh.

Like we didn't see that coming. ::)
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2007, 04:14:00 AM
lol frat mentality.  I am jealous of the coolness.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 28, 2007, 04:15:13 AM
lol frat mentality.  I am jealous of the coolness.

We're not a frat. Chill out dude, we were just having some fun on a saturday night. No need to hate.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Christopher on January 28, 2007, 04:18:52 AM
(http://www.newcommunity.nl/afbeeldingen/projecten/ag_2001_08_00_freecard_02.jpg)

We need to spray this thread down.

haha no but FoC it's all good man, looks like you guys had fun...um doing what you do.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2007, 04:20:43 AM
(http://www.newcommunity.nl/afbeeldingen/projecten/ag_2001_08_00_freecard_02.jpg)

We need to spray this thread down.

haha no but FoC it's all good man, looks like you guys had fun...um doing what you do.

It's called bro rape.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 28, 2007, 04:21:17 AM
Its only rape if there is not consent.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: John_Carmack on January 28, 2007, 04:51:37 AM
Thats the gayest shit I've ever seen. Wanna be my newest cheeseburger FoC?
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: Ecrofirt on January 28, 2007, 04:57:04 AM
Man FoC, I thought you hated queers.

Actually, I have heard about cases of closet gays hating on other gays. It all makes perfect sense now.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2007, 04:59:02 AM
lol frat mentality.  I am jealous of the coolness.

We're not a frat. Chill out dude, we were just having some fun on a saturday night. No need to hate.

You don't have to be a frat to have the mentality.  I'd say at least half of the frat mentality people aren't in frats.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: bagofeyes on January 28, 2007, 05:31:35 AM
This is gayer than that time I had gay sex with a gayman.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2007, 05:39:45 AM
This is gayer than that time I had gay sex with a gayman.

This is gayer than the time Harrison Ford came over to my house and had gay butt sex with me while gayly narrating it.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: bagofeyes on January 28, 2007, 05:41:40 AM
I prefer the gay director's cut.
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: cloudwalking on January 28, 2007, 05:41:57 AM
i keep reading the thread title as "Tonight is the Bear olympics!!" lol
Title: Re: Tonight is the Beer olympics!!
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2007, 05:44:54 AM
i keep reading the thread title as "Tonight is the Bear olympics!!" lol

Well, it basically is.  Tubbiest gets to be the bottom of the bottom.  Ooops, FoC!