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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 08:59:20 AM

Title: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 08:59:20 AM: There's enough of us here now I think to try and get a thread going, as always the main rule is if you're offended by something then it's your problem, not mine.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: smksd on October 23, 2017, 09:01:11 AM: I thought the one rules was if you're a paedo cunt Jedeye will catfish you and post the evidence?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:01:37 AM: Terrible thread name.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:03:18 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:01:37 AM
Terrible thread name.
Fuck you, Jerry.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:05:09 AM: Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Dennis on October 23, 2017, 09:05:19 AM: Brexbore?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: benjipwns on October 23, 2017, 09:10:15 AM: I see you guys didn't read the agreement when you joined our Union.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:11:03 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:11:10 AM: Quote from: Dennis on October 23, 2017, 09:05:19 AM
Brexbore?

Gafxit
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:11:40 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.

spud?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:14:46 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:11:40 AM
Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:11:03 AM
Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
Ill be in London this weekend to watch Arsenal do an Arsenal against Swansea

One can only hope.

spud?

COYS
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:15:00 AM: Take a gander at my signature.

I've been having a great time rubbing it in to my scouse boss this morning, and half the office are gooners and have been very quiet lately. :lol
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:15:16 AM: DEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ban this filth

Actually Im happy you guys are doing great.

Maybe you can have a dvd at the end of the season how you put on the pressure

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DALx-n_VoAY3tx3.jpg)
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 09:20:50 AM: Already better than the gaf thread.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:22:25 AM: (http://www.futaa.com/images/full/daxdlh8xoaaj9xp-1.jpg)
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 23, 2017, 09:22:36 AM: There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:24:22 AM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on October 23, 2017, 09:22:36 AM
There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf

I thought The Bore was meant to be better at taking jokes than GAF was
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:24:31 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:22:25 AM
(http://www.futaa.com/images/full/daxdlh8xoaaj9xp-1.jpg)

So?

Great fun, and we have a shot at winning.

Remember when you guys won a trophy? Me neither.

I'm not even a spurs hater, but the praise you guys get for nothing is hilarious

In comparison Arsenal get slammed while winning 3 FA cups in 4 years, supposedly by teams with no backbone
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:28:59 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:24:31 AM
So?

Great fun, and we have a shot at winning.

Remember when you guys won a trophy? Me neither.

Better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:29:48 AM: But you guys are not even aiming at anything

Is there any prize you could win?

Spurs is the perfect "also ran" team

Then next year: Kane gone, Spurs scraping to be in the top 10
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: demi on October 23, 2017, 09:30:13 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:24:22 AM
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on October 23, 2017, 09:22:36 AM
There is one topic here that is in GAFs orbit. And it kinda sucks. It is possible to make posts in other topics that aren't gaf gaf gaf

I thought The Bore was meant to be better at taking jokes than GAF was

I thought it was funny, ignore him
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:32:41 AM: was all up for this thread till i realised a yiddo started it. fuck off with your excellent manager, young team of decent players and new stadium that is both the right shape and not rented.

you're going to continue to win fuck all, starting with being toppled on wednesday by the mighty irons.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:34:32 AM: Quote from: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:32:41 AM
was all up for this thread till i realised a yiddo started it. fuck off with your excellent manager, young team of decent players and new stadium that is both the right shape and not rented.

you're going to continue to win fuck all, starting with being toppled on wednesday by the mighty irons.

Lol, spammers. Looking forward to relegation?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:35:06 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:29:48 AM
But you guys are not even aiming at anything

Is there any prize you could win?

Spurs is the perfect "also ran" team

Then next year: Kane gone, Spurs scraping to be in the top 10

https://i.imgur.com/pbQnTOG.png
🤔🤔🤔

Kane isn't going anywhere.

He's said multiple times every time the question is bought up that hes happy and wants to stay.

I look forward to you lot scraping 6th when Ozil and Sanchez are gone though.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:36:06 AM: wouldn't actually mind it terribly. a trip down to league one would suit me, out the dildo brothers and stop paying rent on the toilet bowl only to shack up with dag and red. get to watch football in a proper football ground again.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:37:52 AM: we'll still win a cup before you do though. even if it's the johnston's paint trophy.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:38:08 AM: I cant hate West Ham after they took a toilet bowl shaped bullet for us tbh.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Coax on October 23, 2017, 09:39:11 AM: I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:39:59 AM: Quote from: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:36:06 AM
wouldn't actually mind it terribly. a trip down to league one would suit me, out the dildo brothers and stop paying rent on the toilet bowl only to shack up with dag and red. get to watch football in a proper football ground again.

Fair enough, the parasites at the top of your club are bleeding you dry tbh,I'm amazed that ENIC have been so fair with investment in Spurs. Hopefully the board won't sell to some consortium once the stadium is built.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:41:36 AM: honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar or gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:42:39 AM: Quote from: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:41:36 AM
honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar and gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.
Because we're winners at life.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:42:59 AM: Quote from: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:41:36 AM
honest question, why are your support all such cunts?

i mean we have our wideboys and stone island numpties, but generally we're a decent sort. every time some twat nicks your parking space, cuts infront of you at the bar and gives the parking warden a tip off they turn out to have the old cock and balls as their phone screensaver.

Confirmation bias, I think the same about you and the gooners.

We can all agree Chelsea fans are the worst because on top of all that they are plastic rent boys.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:45:06 AM: I mean, sure City and Chelsea are :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

On topic: Kane will 100% leave for Real when they make the move. To think otherwise is crazy.

Yes you are top of the group this year for now wowowow, weve been there. The road is very very very long.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:46:24 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:45:06 AM
I mean, sure City and Chelsea are :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

On topic: Kane will 100% leave for Real when they make the move. To think otherwise is crazy.

The board won't sell for less than Neymar money. I'm confident he'll stay.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:46:57 AM: So they will pay Neymar money. Also when he wants to go they will let him go. And when Real comes he will want to go. It will dawn on him after you fail to win anything again this season.

The fact you drew at Bernabeu means you can compete with Real.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:47:51 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:46:57 AM
So they will pay Neymar money. Also when he wants to go they will let him go.
He's said he wants to be a one man club, plus RM don't have Neymar money, they would have to sell to buy, and it means losing big names that Zidane won't want to lose.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 09:48:26 AM: http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11675/11090746/harry-kane-admits-he-would-love-to-remain-at-tottenham-for-the-rest-of-his-career

But yeh, football.

My Sunday league team is doing well this year, up to 5th with a game in hand, 2 wins on the bounce. #callmeupsouthgate
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 09:49:20 AM: If he becomes a one club man, mad respect, but in 2017 its hard to believe for that caliber of striker at such a club like Spurs. And I don't mean that as a burn.

Spurs is just not on that level of Barca, Real, Bayern and a few select other where you can see yourself stay all your life AND win some shit.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 23, 2017, 09:49:22 AM: never had a problem with city's support myself. online is one thing but in person they've usually been decent people. if someone other than the irons has to win the league, it might aswell be them. it's like having the trophy go into holding for some banking consortium.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 09:52:38 AM: Quote from: Coax on October 23, 2017, 09:39:11 AM
I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp

Most did but the pace doesn't suit everybody. Lots of aspies shouting.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 09:53:54 AM: Quote from: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 09:52:38 AM
Quote from: Coax on October 23, 2017, 09:39:11 AM
I thought you guys all moved to WhatsApp

Most did but the pace doesn't suit everybody. Lots of aspies shouting.

One, and I wonder who let him in. ::)
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Frankie_baby on October 23, 2017, 09:59:04 AM: Afternoon fellow cunts, never really bothered with britGAF might do here but probably wont
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 10:14:16 AM: Im off to see Royal Blood end of November, cant wait. Heard they're amazing live as well
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: hungrynoob on October 23, 2017, 10:25:11 AM: scotland here, but even if gaf came back, am i fuck returning to gaf. Might kick about here longer term.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 11:45:52 AM: Quote from: hungrynoob on October 23, 2017, 10:25:11 AM
scotland here, but even if gaf came back, am i fuck returning to gaf. Might kick about here longer term.

I don't think any of us are, majority are perma'd.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 11:46:19 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 10:14:16 AM
Im off to see Royal Blood end of November, cant wait. Heard they're amazing live as well

I heard they were moderately entertaining.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2017, 12:27:19 PM: Hello British people, I enjoy your television programmes
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Yeti on October 23, 2017, 12:34:43 PM: Paddington Bear is pretty cool
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Corporal on October 23, 2017, 12:48:50 PM: Can you cunts gripe about Brexit every other day or so, or whenever Maybot or her inbred imbeciles do something stupid again?

I guess it's become a habit from lurking in the Brexit threads for so long... the positive spin would be, to witness the inspiring sight of a bunch of people enduring their suffering and impending doom with wit and zest, and get an inside view of the clusterfuck. With live updates and newspaper clippings.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Broseidon on October 23, 2017, 01:06:02 PM: footballists should be rounded up. There's other stuff to chat shit about than that boring af sport you know
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 01:49:49 PM: Quote from: Corporal on October 23, 2017, 12:48:50 PM
Can you cunts gripe about Brexit every other day or so, or whenever Maybot or her inbred imbeciles do something stupid again?

I guess it's become a habit from lurking in the Brexit threads for so long... the positive spin would be, to witness the inspiring sight of a bunch of people enduring their suffering and impending doom with wit and zest, and get an inside view of the clusterfuck. With live updates and newspaper clippings.

I voted out and my wife's an immigrant. Shame I was banned as that little tidbit would've driven them crazy.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: toku on October 23, 2017, 01:59:19 PM: UK drill is great and is up there with french trap for the most nihilistic music being made rn so cheers for that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob16zU9WunM

"all sorts of violence/anywhere goes that's broad day knifings"

:whew
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 23, 2017, 03:40:05 PM: ah, Arsenal - one of the most entertaining fanbases there is

worth seeing them get beaten just for this sort of comedy :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI)
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Rich! on October 23, 2017, 03:40:44 PM: I'm sitting here catching up on brand new episodes of both red dwarf and robot wars. I also played on my dreamcast.

I feel like I've stepped into a time portal back to 1999. well it would be if it wasn't for the fucking daim bar I've got here
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 23, 2017, 03:43:30 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on October 23, 2017, 03:40:05 PM
ah, Arsenal - one of the most entertaining fanbases there is

worth seeing them get beaten just for this sort of comedy :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4mTcWvH1tI)

dont do this to me fam

arsenal fan tv is cancer
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: BangaLore on October 23, 2017, 04:13:15 PM: Please get Yungblood new single out of my head
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 04:36:09 PM: Quote from: BangaLore on October 23, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UGYwc__aFI
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 05:58:09 PM: Quote from: BangaLore on October 23, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2017, 06:16:32 PM: I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 23, 2017, 06:22:55 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2017, 06:16:32 PM
I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with

Wenger is a paedo.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 23, 2017, 06:25:14 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2017, 06:16:32 PM
I have a co-worker who really likes Arsenal — tell me things to make fun of him with

They play in the Europa League.
Their best players are running down their contracts to leave on a free.
Wenger is a peado.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: BangaLore on October 23, 2017, 07:10:04 PM: Quote from: J Tourettes on October 23, 2017, 05:58:09 PM
Quote from: BangaLore on October 23, 2017, 04:13:15 PM
Please get Yungblood new single out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo

that's the other song in my head right now! holy shit :o
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 05:02:21 AM: Someone bought in 2 dozen crosstown donuts to the office today. RIP
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 24, 2017, 05:37:33 AM: How is Wenger a peado?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 05:40:33 AM: I mean, just look at him, he's deffo always got some werther's originals ready to go. Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWuZd6Jzwqg
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 24, 2017, 05:43:05 AM: Spurs fans ::)
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 05:47:25 AM: Is there a football thread here?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 24, 2017, 06:11:26 AM: Apparently this one, you boring fucks.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:20:15 AM: I noticed you only got involved the minute burgers came up. You need another string to your bow my friend.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2017, 06:22:46 AM: I'm not a brit (thank fucking god for that) but I've been living here for nearly ten years.
Can I post here or you cunts are going to tell me to go back to a thread related to my own country?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:25:07 AM: Tell us what your home country is so we can be more specific with our insults
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2017, 06:26:17 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:25:07 AM
Tell us what your home country is so we can be more specific with our insults

ur mum

Yes, it doesn't follow. Don't care.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 24, 2017, 06:27:18 AM: Quote from: Raist on October 24, 2017, 06:22:46 AM
I'm not a brit (thank fucking god for that) but I've been living here for nearly ten years.
Can I post here or you cunts are going to tell me to go back to a thread related to my own country?

I'm going to get a Theresa van to harass and then deport you to whatever shithole you crawled out of.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:34:34 AM: If the north of England wanted to brexit from the south, where would the theoretical line be?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2017, 06:35:39 AM: M25. It's always the M25.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 24, 2017, 06:37:07 AM: The top of London plus a few commuter towns to Bristol. That's the glorious south, everything else is the desolate North.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:38:54 AM: IMO somewhere between Cambridge and Coventry.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 24, 2017, 06:47:39 AM: There is no football thread because I am the only one that posts that cares.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:52:55 AM: Well now there would be 2 of us.

Seems like a bad idea
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 24, 2017, 08:50:08 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 24, 2017, 06:47:39 AM
There is no football thread because I am the only one that posts that cares.

bitch please
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Daffy Duck on October 24, 2017, 08:57:30 AM: What's up mother fucka's
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: BlackMage on October 24, 2017, 09:03:40 AM: Fucking brit scum.. you redcoat fucks are stinkin' up the joint :maf
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Daffy Duck on October 24, 2017, 09:18:34 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on October 24, 2017, 09:03:40 AM
Fucking brit scum.. you redcoat fucks are stinkin' up the joint :maf

(https://i.imgur.com/TCibQw6.gif)

Please don't ban me, I'm only joking around.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 24, 2017, 10:28:04 AM: Quote from: Raist on October 24, 2017, 06:35:39 AM
M25. It's always the M25.

Fuck that, London post code (n,w, e or s) or gtfo
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 24, 2017, 10:28:31 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 06:20:15 AM
I noticed you only got involved the minute burgers came up. You need another string to your bow my friend.

That was on bore lite, traitor.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 11:45:40 AM: The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. :yuck

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 24, 2017, 11:49:37 AM: Shit like that is one of the many reasons I don't miss office work. In my last office job, some twat of a manager that I hated organised a 'wear an outrageous hat or wig to work' day. I tipp -ex-ed on a hat I owned 'Everybody that I work with is a cunt' and paid my pound entry fee.

Best quid I've ever spent
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: tiesto on October 24, 2017, 12:24:55 PM: Someone on FB from Skegness added me the other day... that can't be the name of a real town, can it?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Rich! on October 24, 2017, 12:33:40 PM: Quote from: tiesto on October 24, 2017, 12:24:55 PM
Someone on FB from Skegness added me the other day... that can't be the name of a real town, can it?

yes. don't go there.

we have many odd/weird/funny town names, by the way. Skegness is actually perfectly normal in comparison
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: hungrynoob on October 24, 2017, 12:45:59 PM: butlins m8
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 01:50:28 PM: My favourite place name is Sandy Balls
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Rich! on October 24, 2017, 02:34:05 PM: Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 01:50:28 PM
My favourite place name is Sandy Balls

Crinkly bottom
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 24, 2017, 05:23:51 PM: Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 11:45:40 AM
The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. :yuck

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive

Dress up as a responsible and efficient coworker.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 25, 2017, 04:00:28 AM: Quote from: Raist on October 24, 2017, 05:23:51 PM
Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 11:45:40 AM
The new busy body office manager is trying to get everyone to dress up for halloween for an entire work day. :yuck

Wouldn't mind dressing up to go to the pub or something but the thought of commuting in costume is physically repulsive

Dress up as a responsible and efficient coworker.

Seems like too much effort.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Aeptia on October 25, 2017, 03:43:57 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 23, 2017, 09:15:16 AM
DEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ban this filth

Actually Im happy you guys are doing great.

Maybe you can have a dvd at the end of the season how you put on the pressure

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DALx-n_VoAY3tx3.jpg)

Sounds like Tottenham :lol
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 25, 2017, 04:32:18 PM: Spuds getting hammered
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 25, 2017, 05:02:14 PM: WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE A PARTY
WHEN TOTTENHAM FUCKED IT UP

have it you bottling tampons.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 25, 2017, 05:47:45 PM: Enjoy Billic all season and getting relegated
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: headwalk on October 25, 2017, 06:00:00 PM: since he just did your muggy lot over, you could at least spell his name right.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2017, 08:41:34 PM: What uh, what did you think it was?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Aeptia on October 25, 2017, 09:40:31 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2017, 08:41:34 PM
What uh, what did you think it was?

Brits are boring perhaps?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Broseidon on October 25, 2017, 09:58:20 PM: F O O T B A L L
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 03:55:49 AM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2017, 08:41:34 PM
What uh, what did you think it was?

People who are really into sponges?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 04:16:11 AM: We're Britta water filter enthusiasts
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: blaze on October 26, 2017, 04:21:06 AM: suppose I'll shack up here with ye colonists
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 04:23:31 AM: Quote from: Aeptia on October 25, 2017, 09:40:31 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 25, 2017, 08:41:34 PM
What uh, what did you think it was?

Brits are boring perhaps?
No no no, the other way around. It's a thread for those with a fetish for boring into Brits. Torture porn and all that. Normally us norms would recoil in horror, but it's an all-inclusive age now, so these filthy perverts can just live out their fantasies of drilling into Brits all day everyday, for all to see.

Me, I'm just here for the metaphysical part. I get off on the holes opening in their hearts whenever their football teams get reamed, or Brexit gets mentioned. Nothing beats a distressed Brit who's digging into their rich heritage of English language puns and vocabulary.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 05:23:49 AM: I've only bored into one brit so far in all my time here.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
She was pretty kinky tho
[close]
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 07:06:26 AM: The last 2 weeks has been slightly windy in London, and apparently trains cant handle it.

I dont think theres been a day in the last couple weeks that hasn't had delays/cancellations on my line.

They do a thing where you can claim money back on fares if your journey is more than 15 minutes delayed, I did it the other day for an hour delay and they gave me 50 fucking p, cheek of it.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: WanderingWind on October 26, 2017, 07:08:16 AM: Anybody know of any place hiring American writers? Will work for visa. :(

I miss London every damn time I leave. I'm sure if I lived there, things would change, but of all the cities I've visited in the world, it's still my favorite. Y'all are lucky to live there, those that are.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 07:10:26 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 07:06:26 AM
The last 2 weeks has been slightly windy in London, and apparently trains cant handle it.

I dont think theres been a day in the last couple weeks that hasn't had delays/cancellations on my line.

They do a thing where you can claim money back on fares if your journey is more than 15 minutes delayed, I did it the other day for an hour delay and they gave me 50 fucking p, cheek of it.

Trains can't handle anything.
Was late for a meeting once because the northern line was suspended due to "clearing leaves on the tracks". Let's not mention the chaos that ensues when there's about 1 inch of snow.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Musha_Soturi on October 26, 2017, 10:48:03 AM: Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: demi on October 26, 2017, 10:49:38 AM: Footy thread is here (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42710.0) if you're into that sort of thing mate
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 10:50:06 AM: Quote from: Musha_Soturi on October 26, 2017, 10:48:03 AM
Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?

Bore bore, not war war
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 10:51:17 AM: Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems yo.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 10:54:41 AM: Quote from: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 10:51:17 AM
Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems to.
Eh, you got to leave early and left the mess for someone else to fix, meaning less work for you. I'd call that a win.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Aeptia on October 26, 2017, 10:56:30 AM: Quote from: WanderingWind on October 26, 2017, 07:08:16 AM
Anybody know of any place hiring American writers? Will work for visa. :(

I miss London every damn time I leave. I'm sure if I lived there, things would change, but of all the cities I've visited in the world, it's still my favorite. Y'all are lucky to live there, those that are.

I sure don't feel lucky
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 11:12:31 AM: Quote from: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 10:54:41 AM
Quote from: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 10:51:17 AM
Blew up a light just before I left work early today. Hoping I didn't blow up the LCM and area controller too. Electrician problems to.
Eh, you got to leave early and left the mess for someone else to fix, meaning less work for you. I'd call that a win.

Normally, yes but I'm in charge of the lighting side of this project and my boss took away most of my labour a couple of weeks ago. It'll still be there waiting for me tomorrow morning, alas.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 11:21:07 AM: Why in tarnation would you want to migrate to London right now, with Brexit looming over those poor islanders like a sneaky fart during a romantic dinner date for two. ???

At least wait until some sort of certainty has established, or go with the Heisenberg tactic and apply for Irish citizenship as a backup plan.
Quote from: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 11:12:31 AM
Normally, yes but I'm in charge of the lighting side of this project and my boss took away most of my labour a couple of weeks ago. It'll still be there waiting for me tomorrow morning, alas.

Well, still got out early and still didn't have to face the music now. Lesser win, but still a win. You gotta take what life throws your way. Just act all surprised tomorrow. "How strange, yesterday everything still worked fine. Boss, looks like I'll be busy today. Can you assign someone to take over my chores, I need to troubleshoot this." Ideally, this means your boss will be stuck doing menial work while you sit on the loo and browse bore.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 11:25:53 AM: Quote from: Musha_Soturi on October 26, 2017, 10:48:03 AM
Sup mutha fuckers.

So is this BritBore or FootballBore?

FootBore* missed a trick there.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 12:13:17 PM: Quote from: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 11:21:07 AM
Well, still got out early and still didn't have to face the music now. Lesser win, but still a win. You gotta take what life throws your way. Just act all surprised tomorrow. "How strange, yesterday everything still worked fine. Boss, looks like I'll be busy today. Can you assign someone to take over my chores, I need to troubleshoot this." Ideally, this means your boss will be stuck doing menial work while you sit on the loo and browse bore.

It's nice to dream. On the positive side, got to hear my baby's heartbeat for the first time today.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Broseidon on October 26, 2017, 01:27:09 PM: Quote from: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 11:21:07 AM
or go with the Heisenberg tactic and apply for Irish citizenship as a backup plan.

legit thought about this but getting the required documents etc sounds like it'd be a nightmare :goty
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 02:10:05 PM: What, it's just paperwork. If there's a way to make your future less prone to death by burning at the stake, then why not give it a go. If worst comes to worst and you're stuck in a mountain of shit, you'll look back at your fear of paperwork and hate yourself. If nothing happens, at worst you'll have wasted a few afternoons and a bit of your will to live. No biggie.
Quote from: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 12:13:17 PM
It's nice to dream. On the positive side, got to hear my baby's heartbeat for the first time today.
Whoot. Congrats, man. That's some heavy stuff there, enough to bring a man to his knees.
Well done, also to the missus. Hope everything goes well.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Raist on October 26, 2017, 03:19:50 PM: Quote from: WanderingWind on October 26, 2017, 07:08:16 AM
Anybody know of any place hiring American writers? Will work for visa. :(

I miss London every damn time I leave. I'm sure if I lived there, things would change, but of all the cities I've visited in the world, it's still my favorite. Y'all are lucky to live there, those that are.

It's all fun and games until you move here, pay outrageous amounts of money for a shitty flat with poor insulation and water leaks issues, or live a 45+ min commute away which will nullify the different in rent, and make it a coin toss to have to deal with delayed/canceled runs, etc etc etc.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 03:28:03 PM: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/amanda-holden-astronaut-tim-peake_uk_59f1d3d1e4b0af27f589f1cd?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000007

Unbelievable.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 04:01:11 PM: Quote from: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 02:10:05 PM
Whoot. Congrats, man. That's some heavy stuff there, enough to bring a man to his knees.
Well done, also to the missus. Hope everything goes well.

Cheers, mane

Quote from: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 03:28:03 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/amanda-holden-astronaut-tim-peake_uk_59f1d3d1e4b0af27f589f1cd?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000007

Unbelievable.

Fucking incredible
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: zomgbbqftw on October 27, 2017, 06:18:02 AM: Quote from: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 03:28:03 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/amanda-holden-astronaut-tim-peake_uk_59f1d3d1e4b0af27f589f1cd?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000007

Unbelievable.

Truly an idiot.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: CurseoftheGods on October 27, 2017, 06:26:46 AM: uk :heartbeat
london :heartbeat
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Jerry on October 27, 2017, 07:04:15 AM: https://twitter.com/tonekayhaitch/status/923604638632435712

Some serious allegations there
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: Kurt Russell on October 27, 2017, 07:19:30 AM: Quote from: demi on October 26, 2017, 10:49:38 AM
Footy thread is here (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42710.0) if you're into that sort of thing mate

Fuck you with the cultural appropriation
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 27, 2017, 12:08:29 PM: Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2017, 01:50:28 PM
My favourite place name is Sandy Balls

Local to where I lived, we had Cockermouth <3
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 27, 2017, 12:10:18 PM: Quote from: zomgbbqftw on October 27, 2017, 06:18:02 AM
Quote from: Jerry on October 26, 2017, 03:28:03 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/amanda-holden-astronaut-tim-peake_uk_59f1d3d1e4b0af27f589f1cd?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000007

Unbelievable.

Truly an idiot.

I can only assume universal wanker Neil Morrisey’s cum makes people fucking stupid
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on October 27, 2017, 12:15:43 PM: Quote from: DCharlieJP on October 27, 2017, 12:10:18 PM

I can only assume universal wanker Neil Morrisey’s cum makes people fucking stupid

Why did you have to remind me of that twat's existence?
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on November 02, 2017, 04:14:48 PM: Boy, they weren't lying.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: SmokyDave on November 02, 2017, 05:25:54 PM: Ayup, ya fuckers.

You chaps and chapettes should nest here. It’s a safe space for sardonic sods.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: SmokyDave on November 02, 2017, 05:29:01 PM: Quote from: J Tourettes on October 26, 2017, 12:13:17 PM
Quote from: Corporal on October 26, 2017, 11:21:07 AM
Well, still got out early and still didn't have to face the music now. Lesser win, but still a win. You gotta take what life throws your way. Just act all surprised tomorrow. "How strange, yesterday everything still worked fine. Boss, looks like I'll be busy today. Can you assign someone to take over my chores, I need to troubleshoot this." Ideally, this means your boss will be stuck doing menial work while you sit on the loo and browse bore.

It's nice to dream. On the positive side, got to hear my baby's heartbeat for the first time today.
Woah. I saw this and I was so moved, I’ve made my first double post in history. Good on ya, man. First time hearing the heartbeat, and first time actually laying eyes on the kid really stuck with me. Great moments.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: J Tourettes on November 05, 2017, 03:52:27 AM: Cheers, it's certainly an amazing thing, even more so considering the 3 previous miscarriages. Because of that we were closely monitored so have had 4 scans already, the development in such a short space of time was crazy.

It seems like everybody's crawled out of the woodwork and settled on era. Seeing how it goes there, the fact that they have a conservative thread that hasn't turned into shrilling and dogpiling (at least last time I checked) suggests they might have learnt from gaf. Then again the Dyack thread and Moriarty thread suggests not. Who knows?

Switching from an office job to a manual job just over 4 years ago means that I'm not on forums as much nowadays anyway so pop my head in at break or in the evening.
Title: Re: BritBORE - we're only here until gaf comes back
Post by: SmokyDave on November 05, 2017, 11:53:47 AM: Well, good on ya. We’d had a failed preganancy before kiddo, which just made the words ‘strong heartbeat’ resonate like I’d never knew they could. Enjoy it, it really is everything it’s cracked up to be.

As for Resetetera, much as I’d like to converse with you guys again, I have no interest in joining that site. I wanted it to be a fresh start, but it seems like the same old arseholes being arseholes to everyone that isn’t their specific flavour of arsehole. They just can’t see that to normal people like me, they’re VOAT in a different coat. Maybe worse than VOAT, because at least those cats own their motives and feelings.

Ugh. Hadn’t realised how much the old sites (and reset really is just the same shit with a different URL) still annoyed me. I think its because they’re on my side, but they’re ruining my image. Such easy pickings nowadays if you want to point to a ‘loony left’.

Sigh. Regardless, all the best to you and yours, and say Hi to the ol’ crew for me.