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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 03:32:34 PM

Title: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 03:32:34 PM: https://youtu.be/YX-Ru1XkNZc

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Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 28, 2017, 03:37:34 PM: Nope
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 03:43:54 PM: You guys 😢

Blast this jam outside of your crushes place of work and carry her out like in An Officer and Gentleman before the police get there to apprehend you.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: toku on October 28, 2017, 03:44:24 PM: Yes, my own.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Para-Medic on October 28, 2017, 07:07:47 PM: Quote from: toku on October 28, 2017, 03:44:24 PM
Yes, my own.

This reminded me of a poem we read in Middle-School which struck me as very important. I wrote it down and have kept it with me ever since for whatever reason lol. I think it's a nice reminder to stay strong and always remember that in the end you control you.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find me, unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

~ Invictus, William Ernst Henly
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 28, 2017, 07:10:29 PM: yea
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: samfish on October 29, 2017, 08:13:23 PM: Well, let’s see... there’s my cat.
And my other cat.

And my penis, of course. Can’t forget that. Little samfish has a heart too.

Edit: oh, and my wife. Yes, mustn’t forget about her.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Himu on October 29, 2017, 08:18:13 PM: I don't want someone's ship to sink TBH

I don't want that on my conscience
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 29, 2017, 08:26:27 PM: I sunk your battleship

*gets ghosted*

FUCK

*bolts a 3rd of a pint of vodka*

It was way past midnight
And she still couldn't fall asleep
This night the dream was leavin'
She tried so hard to keep
And with the new day's dawning
She felt it driftin' away
Not only for a cruise
Not only for a day

*dry humps his bodypillow*
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: samfish on October 29, 2017, 08:48:27 PM: Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on October 29, 2017, 08:18:13 PM
I don't want someone's ship to sink TBH

I don't want that on my conscience
That’s the point of life though. Bearing burdens on one’s conscience.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: naff on October 29, 2017, 09:44:42 PM: last time too many ppl died and i've had my license revoked :'(
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2017, 03:56:15 AM: captain of your tight butthole
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: etiolate on October 30, 2017, 04:31:41 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 28, 2017, 03:43:54 PM
You guys 😢

Blast this jam outside of your crushes place of work and carry her out like in An Officer and Gentleman before the police get there to apprehend you.

I just find the part where she calls the cops to be some sort of subtle message. Like when you ask to be in her movie and she casts you as thug1.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Positive Touch on October 30, 2017, 07:37:34 AM: relationships are secretly ass
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: warcock on October 30, 2017, 07:42:20 AM: why is he holding an instrument if he isn't going to play it. Y'all think i could get pussy if i carry a guitar around? Less upkeep than a fucking dog.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2017, 09:37:23 AM: This was the song that killed the New Romantic wave in the 80's.

Like 'Cherry Pie" killed Hair Metal, people just collectively said "what the fuck am I listening to?"
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2017, 10:41:04 AM: Quote from: ToxicAdam on October 30, 2017, 09:37:23 AM
This was the song that killed the New Romantic wave in the 80's.

Like 'Cherry Pie" killed Hair Metal, people just collectively said "what the fuck am I listening to?"

Its strangely muzak'ish oscillating between sounding good and goofy to me. I cant get enough of it
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: T-Short on October 30, 2017, 11:08:22 AM: (http://celebritiesreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cruise-disaster_2110914a-xlarge.jpg)
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Let's Cyber on October 31, 2017, 05:54:40 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on October 30, 2017, 11:08:22 AM
(http://celebritiesreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/cruise-disaster_2110914a-xlarge.jpg)
This picture is a good visual representation of my last relationship

long story short I was drunk at the wheel and ran aground. :'(
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2017, 06:19:23 AM: Don't worry, there's a fix for everything.

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Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: T-Short on October 31, 2017, 06:39:27 AM: Quote from: Valkyrie on October 31, 2017, 06:19:23 AM
Don't worry, there's a fix for everything.

(https://i.imgur.com/S5CJYMy.jpg)

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Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Diunx on October 31, 2017, 03:17:22 PM: I'm captain of dat ass.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 31, 2017, 03:19:36 PM: Captain of dat lass
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Valkyrie on October 31, 2017, 03:41:22 PM: This is how you get a girlfriend

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Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: T-Short on October 31, 2017, 04:00:07 PM: Quote from: Valkyrie on October 31, 2017, 03:41:22 PM
This is how you get a girlfriend

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Is it? Well that explains things.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Steve Contra on October 31, 2017, 04:12:48 PM: Just TVC's :-[
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 31, 2017, 04:17:16 PM: On board I'm the captain, so climb aboard. We'll search for tomorrow on every shore.
Title: Re: Are you the captain of someones heart?
Post by: Nabbis on October 31, 2017, 04:36:53 PM: Im the anchor for her friendzone.