THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on January 28, 2007, 03:56:29 AM
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I will accept PayPal donations for a chance to win her
heart phone number! Single men need only apply. Must be not hideous and capable of travel. Sorry, no CODs.
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8)
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I have been questioning my sexuality lately...
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Put me down for 2.
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Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.
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Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.
:lol :lol :lol
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How strict is the definition of hideous :-\
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How strict is the definition of hideous :-\
I have never seen a picture of you, but im sure you are beautiful. So cheer up mate!!!
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If you have to think about whether or not you're hideous, you shouldn't apply. For a fair estimate, look at FlameOfCallandor.
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God, I'm so alone.
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If you have to think about whether or not you're hideous, you shouldn't apply. For a fair estimate, look at FlameOfCallandor.
I am a sexy beast!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/CIMG1090.jpg)
RAAWWWR
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I'M IN--
Single men need only apply.
err, hmmmm...
Runners-Up get to be told by the Internet that they are ALONE.
:lol :lol :lol
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lol jews
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Here is the application, please fill out below:
FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
FAVORITE HOBBIES:
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy):
STDs:
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: Y/N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y/N
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Y/N
Get back to us.
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Well I don't think I'm hideous, but I suppose it's open to interpretation :-*
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Well I don't think I'm hideous, but I suppose it's open to interpretation :-*
get back in the waychel line dude
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Here is the application, please fill out below:
FIRST NAME:
LAST NAME:
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:
FAVORITE HOBBIES:
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE:
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION:
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy):
STDs:
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: Y/N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y/N
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Y/N
Get back to us.
WAIT WHAT
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FIRST NAME: Galen
LAST NAME: C-J
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: Texas
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Ultimate frisbee, bicycle and Wii
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: I would take her to dinner and a movie
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Snort coke off of her tits.
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Reverse Cowgirl
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): average white guy
STDs: none
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: Wii
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: As long as it is not my mouth
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Yes
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Yes
Get back to us.
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I hope that e-mail isn't real.
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I'm not interested in this contest at the current time but I sent an email to Cajole for verification :-*
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I hope that e-mail isn't real.
It's too close for comfort.
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how bout juicecajole@gmail.com or crazyassbeardman@gmail.com or fuckyoniggacouch@gmail.com?
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Juice, the water was cold.
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I already have her number
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867-5309
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Haha, what if that e-mail belong to some poor innocent bystander.
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I already have her number
I have her REAL number. You can no longer contact her with the one you have.
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PayPal? I would like to buy a ticket.
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You're disqualified, sir.
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get back in the waychel line dude
I never got out of line :p
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I already have her number
I have her REAL number. You can no longer contact her with the one you have.
What's her area code then?
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Why am I disqualified?
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Why am I disqualified?
Because I make the rules and I want a fair contest with no funny business!
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FIRST NAME: :P
LAST NAME: ;D
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: USA
FAVORITE HOBBIES: INTERNET TROLLING
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: GET HER DRUNK
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: SURPRISE SEX
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Doggy_Sex_Position.png
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): BIGGER THEN CAJOLEJUICES I BET
STDs: NONE
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: SONY
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: YES
DO YOU WANT KIDS: ONE
DO YOU OWN A CAR: MOPED
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I WILL WIN!
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I WILL WIN!
IF YOU DONT! YOU ARE ALONE!
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I HAVE DEMI'S NUMBER TOO LOLZ
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FIRST NAME: Thomas
LAST NAME: Falbo
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: US
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Gaming, Web Design
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: Stroll the scenic area, stop at the local diner, go home and play some games and have a marathon of Nick Frost
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Let her decide
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: n/a
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): Average, I'd guess, suppose I should go measure
STDs: None
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: DS
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y
DO YOU OWN A CAR: N
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FIRST NAME: Thomas
LAST NAME: Falbo
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: US
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Gaming, Web Design
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: Stroll the scenic area, stop at the local diner, go home and play some games and have a marathon of Nick Frost
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Let her decide
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: n/a
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): Average, I'd guess, suppose I should go measure
STDs: None
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: DS
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: N
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Y
DO YOU OWN A CAR: N
holy shit winner, that sounds like my dream date
:-[
CONTEST OVER
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Oh well, I didn't win Powerball either. The sun always rises :-*
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I am alone :(
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FIRST NAME: Leah
LAST NAME: Morgan
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN: U.S.
FAVORITE HOBBIES: Deaf Culture, Asshole Gaming, Video Games (of course), taking my dogs for a walk, Macabre
WHAT YOU WOULD DO TO CLOUDWALKING GIVEN ONE DATE: I would find some say to prove to her my homosexuality factor
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A SECOND DATE: Probably punch the bitch
FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Doggy
PENIS SIZE (please send to cajolejuice@gmail.com to verify size accuracy): picture sent, other than that average
STDs: Awaiting test results
CONSOLE PLATFORM OF CHOICE: This gen? 360, last gens Dreamcast
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASS-to-MOUTH: YES
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Someday
DO YOU OWN A CAR: Yes, a very nice one
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I don't understand, you guys shouldn't be celebrating this... yeah sure she's single, but she just got out of a major long relationship, and you all expect her to just suddenly snap out and completely forget the time she put into it in an instant. At least show her some respect time period or something.
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oh yeah like your nice guy routine is gonna win her over in the end ::)
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I don't understand, you guys shouldn't be celebrating this... yeah sure she's single, but she just got out of a major long relationship, and you all expect her to just suddenly snap out and completely forget the time she put into it in an instant. At least show her some respect time period or something.
Did you miss the Single thread she stickied?
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I think MAF stickied it.
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Still, she doesn't sound too depressed about it.
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You can't hear the pain she feels over the internet.
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I think if she REALLY felt bad we wouldnt know about it.
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INTERNET
SERIOUS BUSINESS
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:lol holy shit people really do believe cloud is a man - we gotta keep it going
:heart
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Could you cry a little? Lie just a little? Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain?
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lol faith hill.
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Actually it's Angie Aparo.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8176/aa02wk2.jpg)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/b0o612