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Title: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2018, 03:44:15 PM
Anyone know?  Cause mine tastes like shit. 
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2018, 03:45:13 PM
Store it in dark places. Use filtered water. Coffee isn't like tea. It's not an artform. Just keep it in a nice dark place and use good water. Might be the coffee you're using as well. Might be shit.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 10, 2018, 03:48:42 PM
Get some cafe bustelo  :mouf
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on January 10, 2018, 04:30:19 PM
Aeropress.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 10, 2018, 04:39:21 PM
Most of it just seems to depend on the brand you use. I do it by hand with one of those paper filters.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2018, 04:45:23 PM

What sort of brew method are you using?  Typical coffee bean purchase?  Do you grind your own beans?
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Steve Contra on January 10, 2018, 05:56:48 PM
Buy better coffer, get a hario pourover. Done.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 10, 2018, 05:57:31 PM
The lady and I just received a Chemex for Christmas and we're giddy with it.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: samfish on January 10, 2018, 08:26:58 PM
I don’t usually like coffee but this stuff is so good even I can’t fuck it up
https://windwardcoffee.com/collections/fresh-roasted-coffee/products/morning-watch-blend

Maybe it’s the type you’re getting.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: bork on January 10, 2018, 08:49:05 PM
Buy a Keurig machine.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2018, 08:55:36 PM
Coffee isn't like tea. It's not an artform.

 :lol :lol :lol

:yeshrug It's true.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: StealthFan on January 10, 2018, 09:12:50 PM
Coffee isn't like tea. It's not an artform.

 :lol :lol :lol

:yeshrug It's true.
:gurl
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: naff on January 10, 2018, 09:17:31 PM
These rule. No fuss, super tasty filter coffee for one  ;) https://www.amazon.com/Frieling-Coffee-Karat-Plated-Filter/dp/B005Z48XZ0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1515636502&sr=8-2&keywords=frieling+coffee+filter

If your coffee tastes like shit from a plunger though, your coffee is also going to taste like shit outta the above. Get a decent bean, get a grinder, grind before you brew, let the water sit or switch off the jug a little early, water too hot will make it bitter. Don't buy italian beans, unless you like the taste of over roasted horse shit. Simple.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: agrajag on January 10, 2018, 09:28:19 PM
I feel like you guys might be coffee snobs.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: naff on January 10, 2018, 09:39:45 PM
http://peoplescoffee.co.nz/taking-the-plunge/ pretty much, but dump the scales. average mugs ~300ml/1 1/3rd cup, 2tbsp is ~18gms. use 2 tbsp coffee per cup you intend to make and you'll be golden.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2018, 09:44:54 PM
I feel like you guys might be coffee snobs.

I'm a tea snob.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: agrajag on January 10, 2018, 09:47:50 PM
I feel like you guys might be coffee snobs.

I'm a tea snob.

I noticed
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Huff on January 10, 2018, 10:00:17 PM
Just drink shit coffee. It’s cheap and easy
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 10, 2018, 10:31:53 PM
Ya that sounds better now. 
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Post by: nachobro on January 10, 2018, 11:23:59 PM
i just buy trader joes beans, grind them in a some grinder from wal-mart, and make it in my cuisinart coffeemaker. tastes pretty good :trumps
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: naff on January 10, 2018, 11:31:16 PM
Just drink shit coffee. It’s cheap and easy

Ya that sounds better now. 

plebs  :snob
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: chronovore on January 11, 2018, 01:32:53 AM
Aeropress.
+1

Coffee isn't like tea. It's not an artform.

 :lol :lol :lol

:yeshrug It's true.

You've rarely been more wrong.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: naff on January 11, 2018, 01:44:11 AM
Idk man, that's only 50% wrong. Thinking of either as artforms lmao.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2018, 02:08:11 AM
Learning to make a good cup of tea IS an art. Too many variables go into making an average cup of tea.
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Post by: team filler on January 11, 2018, 02:23:42 AM
put bag in cup, poor in hot water  :smug
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2018, 02:27:07 AM
You'll get an average cup of tea! Or worse, a bad one.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Rufus on January 11, 2018, 02:30:35 AM
She's a weeb/cheeb, you have to factor this in. If Asia had gone for coffee instead of tea, they'd have highly ritualized coffee brewing ceremonies and that's what she'd be stanning for then.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2018, 02:34:13 AM
She's a weeb/cheeb, you have to factor this in. If Asia had gone for coffee instead of tea, they'd have highly ritualized coffee brewing ceremonies and that's what she'd be stanning for then.

Tea is a thing in Europe.  :P I just like the variety of tastes tea offers. I like how light it is. I find it relaxing. :yeshrug
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 11, 2018, 02:52:07 AM
  • Get a really good grinder and only grind the beans before usage.
  • Pony up for decent beans – local roasters usually are a good choice.
  • Ensure you're grinding your beans correctly according to the brew method you'll be using.
  • Timing when brewing is key – don't just walk away and come back 10 minutes later.
  • Proper filters and clean water go a long way.


I'd add

Depending on your method of brew allow your grinds to blossom or pre-soak in cold water not room temperature. Another thing get a digital measure scale to get the right amount and a digital thermo pen. Also once it's cold throw that shit out, old coffee can give you horrible diarrhea as the acids start to break down in the coffee and seperate from the fats.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: chronovore on January 11, 2018, 10:38:39 AM
Idk man, that's only 50% wrong. Thinking of either as artforms lmao.
:iface
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: jorma on January 11, 2018, 10:49:04 AM
the tastiest coffee i've ever had is coffee boiled on the stove as they do it in the north. The "mud" that forms on the bottom of your cup takes some time to get used to though.

And i've also noticed that the fancier our coffee-machines get at work, the blander the coffee tastes. I'm a coffeeservative i guess.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2018, 11:58:20 AM
Most everything has already been said: only grind what you'll use at the moment, make sure you're doing the correct grind, and spend a little more on a good bag of beans. Doesn't hurt to support a good local roaster.

I like Aeropress and Chemex, but for everyday drinking my wife and I split a French Press in the morning. Maybe two. Super easy to use.

We go through a bag of beans in about a week.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: TEEEPO on January 11, 2018, 02:33:54 PM
Idk man, that's only 50% wrong. Thinking of either as artforms lmao.

get back at me once you tried a lao ban zhang sourced pu erh, philistine
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 11, 2018, 02:44:43 PM
1. Get a Civet
2. Feed it coffee beans
3. Grind up what it shits out

:aah
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Huff on January 11, 2018, 03:07:31 PM
I was just about to make an animal shit joke

Damn it
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Tasty on January 11, 2018, 04:28:06 PM
I made a very similar thread almost exactly a year ago. :lol http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44741.0 Eerie.

But since then I moved in across a Dunkin so no need. :aah
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Tasty on January 11, 2018, 05:11:27 PM
> thread about coffee with no mention of tea in the OP

Coffee isn't like tea. It's not an artform.

:yeshrug It's true.
I'm a tea snob.
Tea is a thing in Europe.  :P I just like the variety of tastes tea offers. I like how light it is. I find it relaxing. :yeshrug
Learning to make a good cup of tea IS an art. Too many variables go into making an average cup of tea.

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Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2018, 07:38:34 PM
I made a very similar thread almost exactly a year ago. :lol http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44741.0 Eerie.

But since then I moved in across a Dunkin so no need. :aah

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on March 03, 2018, 12:21:36 PM
I made a very similar thread almost exactly a year ago. :lol http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44741.0 Eerie.

But since then I moved in across a Dunkin so no need. :aah

Yes! Thanks bruh. I saved Samson's post (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44741.msg2222779#msg2222779) a while back but seem to have lost it. Now there's an Aeropress sitting in my Amazon wish list.

:rejoice

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSvNhxKJJyU
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Tasty on March 03, 2018, 12:25:11 PM
I fucking love Dunkin, guy. Whatya talkin' about.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 03, 2018, 01:06:52 PM
I miss Dunkin Donuts

When I worked in Copenhagen there was one on central station and i could just pick up a donut when I wanted

Now my life is donutless  :'(
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Nola on March 03, 2018, 03:52:34 PM
Cold Brew (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0001GSSIO/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1) + Electric Kettle = perfect low acidic coffee that will keep for 1-2 weeks so you don't have to worry about bean degradation after opening a bag. Also works incredibly well on the go in mornings because you can just heat some water to a boil, mix in some concentrate and you are on the road in less than three minutes.
Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Tasty on March 03, 2018, 03:53:30 PM
Yeah I heard cold brew is the way to go for low acidity.
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Post by: Nola on March 03, 2018, 03:59:28 PM
Yeah I heard cold brew is the way to go for low acidity.

I've had a french press, still have an aero press, obviously standard drip, cold brew is definitely the way to go at home IMO.

Title: Re: How do I make good coffee at home?
Post by: Assimilate on March 03, 2018, 04:28:33 PM
i find that a lot of people that say they can't make good coffee like they can have at starbucks or at some other coffee house is based on the fact that they get a mix of sugar or milk/cream in their coffee that can change the taste a lot. Straight dark coffee from a quality bean is easy to do as long as you use decent water.

But the milk/sugar/cream content will vary and it's something you have to continuously experiment with.