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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: benjipwns on January 24, 2018, 06:56:36 PM

Title: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: benjipwns on January 24, 2018, 06:56:36 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/taco-bell-burrito-attack-384907
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A Taco Bell employee is facing arrest after allegedly throwing a “hot burrito” at his manager because he was “upset over having to work the morning shift,” South Carolina police report.

Spartanburg cops were called to a Taco Bell Monday afternoon after employee Christopher Dalton got into a dispute with Patricia Keeley, his manager.

Keeley told an officer that Dalton was upset over his work schedule and “was getting into several verbal disputes with other coworkers.” Keeley said that when she told Dalton to “stop being a crybaby,” he exploded.

Dalton allegedly “slung” a burrito at Keeley, who told police that “the melted cheese got all over her left arm and went all down her left side and leg.” Keeley added that the airborne burrito “made a mess of the entire kitchen as well, getting cheese over all the appliances.”

Before storming out of the fast food restaurant, Dalton “took off his headset and broke it on his knee and threw it on the ground, causing it to break into several pieces.”

After taking photos of “Keeley and the mess made,” police filed for a warrant charging Dalton, a Spartanburg resident, with misdemeanor assault.
I still don't see proof this "hot burrito" isn't a euphemism of some kind.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 24, 2018, 07:00:44 PM
Some women don't like it when you give the ol' hot burrito first thing in the morning.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 24, 2018, 07:21:18 PM
A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 26, 2018, 04:42:04 AM
You think you're so edgy with your post but wait till you find out what it actually is.

It consists of a large wheat tortilla with various fillings. It is wrapped into a closed-ended cylinder, in contrast to a taco, where the tortilla is simply folded around the fillings.

Wow, gross!  :yuck
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2018, 05:18:32 AM
where were all these hot burritos when I was in highschool?
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Let's Cyber on January 26, 2018, 08:52:48 AM
A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature
:ohhh
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: zomgee on January 26, 2018, 10:37:28 AM
A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

Hmm. 

Still, better than eating at Del Taco.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Atramental on January 26, 2018, 11:21:59 AM
I dated a girl who’s last name was Dalton (granted, a common last name around here).


Hopefully that wasn’t her brother.  :doge
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 26, 2018, 11:34:04 AM
They could always call in Lucky Luke.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: jorma on January 27, 2018, 02:08:46 AM
I don't think you get to call other people a crybaby and then call the cops after losing a food fight.

Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Dennis on January 27, 2018, 07:21:09 AM
Some women don't like it when you give the ol' hot burrito first thing in the morning.

Over to you, nudemacusers.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: chronovore on January 27, 2018, 08:06:38 PM
So, just to be clear: the manager called him a crybaby and his response was to throw a tantrum?
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: BlueTsunami on January 27, 2018, 08:22:59 PM
Burritoman Crybaby
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: benjipwns on January 27, 2018, 08:34:33 PM
So, just to be clear: the manager called him a crybaby and his response was to throw a tantrum?
right, then the manager called the police on him because he left :lol
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Yeti on January 27, 2018, 08:44:15 PM
She called the police because it is a crime to waste a delicious Taco Bell burrito like that.
Title: Re: Taco Bell Worker Sought In "Hot Burrito" Assault
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2018, 08:56:32 PM
A "Hot Burrito" to me would be wrapping your fully erect dick in a very hot, wet towel then immediately penetrating a gaping asshole or vagina with no warning as to the unexpected temperature

I prefer the "Whopper." That's where you take your erect dick and slap it on your sleeping partner's mouth. :phil