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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: seagrams hotsauce on January 28, 2018, 09:21:56 AM

Title: being sick
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on January 28, 2018, 09:21:56 AM

can suck my dick  :yuck ::) ??? :maf

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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2018, 09:49:30 AM

A bj from Pestilence never solved anything. 

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Post by: Momo on January 28, 2018, 10:03:05 AM

I just caught some bullshit on a 10 hour flight, fuck those flying incubators :(

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Post by: Nabbis on January 28, 2018, 10:49:44 AM

Best thing ever in elementary since you could skip school and play videogames.

Meanwhile in university... "Got pneumonia? Too bad, asshole."

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Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 28, 2018, 11:10:39 AM

Every time I'm sick, I always think of Superman in Superman 4.

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Post by: samfish on January 29, 2018, 08:12:28 PM

Fuck this flu season. First, everyone in my family got sick right before Xmas (starting with me), then my parents got the flu, now everyone in my household has a god damned cold again. It's blows. I'm just glad my youngin's didn't get the flu this year. Shit is killing kids

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Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2018, 09:24:32 PM

Got a flu shot like I was always do. Still got the flu.

Fuuuck.

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Post by: TVC15 on January 29, 2018, 09:26:18 PM

What looked like a bowl of chili just came out of my ass.

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Post by: TVC15 on January 29, 2018, 09:26:45 PM

for like the 5th time in the past hour I mean

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Post by: Trent Dole on January 29, 2018, 10:59:55 PM

Yeah, it's been pretty much the entire month for me. Apparently the flu has a very high fatality rate this year so being tired twice as fast and having a headache and shitting two or three times as much as normal isn't that bad? :-\

Title: Re: being sick
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on January 30, 2018, 02:29:49 AM

That was the weirdest bout of illness I've felt in a while. I was pretty disoriented, and I barely remember making this thread. By midnight on sunday my sinuses had basically stopped being a faucet, but I got a pretty awful headache and some bad nausea for a while. Laid down, woke up, was pretty much back to normal.

Little bitch ass virus can't keep ya boy down for long

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Post by: Clockwork5 on January 30, 2018, 02:48:02 PM

I'm sick. It's my day off. I have to go in to work anyway.

 :fbm

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Post by: chronovore on January 30, 2018, 06:33:09 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 29, 2018, 09:24:32 PM

Got a flu shot like I was always do. Still got the flu.

Fuuuck.

Vaccine was surprisingly ineffective this year.

Title: Re: being sick
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 30, 2018, 07:50:02 PM

Quote from: Clockwork5 on January 30, 2018, 02:48:02 PM

I'm sick. It's my day off. I have to go in to work anyway.

 :fbm

Well I was sick enough to get sent home anyway. Time to get high and play Zelda while shivering with a blanket.

Title: Re: being sick
Post by: Corporal on January 31, 2018, 12:24:35 AM

Yaaaay. My stomach has decided to help me with my perpetually ineffective diet by refusing any and all solid foods.

I got revenge, though. Warm (de-gassed) coke and chicken soup. And some freshly pressed oranges.

Seriously, fuck this.

And fuck kids. Figuratively. Little tykes are walking germ dispensers.

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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 31, 2018, 04:36:59 PM

cold

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Post by: HardcoreRetro on January 31, 2018, 04:53:47 PM

What's truly sick is the people on Resetera laughing at people that died in a train crash.

*Stifles laughter*

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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 31, 2018, 08:50:08 PM

I actually like that mild sense of delirium you get at the apex of a cold. All warm and tucked in while youre a little out of it. If only it was just that, for a single night and youre all better the next day. What sort of drug approximates this?

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Post by: chronovore on January 31, 2018, 10:01:44 PM

Caught a cold last Friday. Had a fever on Monday. Cleared two job interviews this week, which was apparently what was keeping me together. Fucking cough is now getting worse. Gonna dose up on nighttime cold medicine and have a damned nap.