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Title: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: Stoney Mason on March 09, 2018, 03:41:09 PM
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/09/news/martin-shkreli-sentencing/index.html


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Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on March 09, 2018, 03:41:35 PM
Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: zomgee on March 09, 2018, 03:51:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/UqBPeez.jpg)
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: jorma on March 09, 2018, 03:55:03 PM
Shkreli's lawyer Ben Brafman: "I'm disappointed that the sentence wasn't less than seven years."

narrator: He wasn't really that disappointed.

Shkreli's lawyer Ben Brafman:  "But Martin's fine and he will be fine"

narrator:  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 09, 2018, 03:59:33 PM
He'll be fine, he's got "prison muscles" now. :doge

https://nypost.com/2018/02/23/martin-shkreli-got-buff-in-prison/
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: team filler on March 09, 2018, 04:07:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WczkNmD_-0
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: Dennis on March 09, 2018, 05:27:43 PM
*Gets shanked by Aryan Nation*

"bu...but I am White....?...!"
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 09, 2018, 05:38:11 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on March 09, 2018, 04:02:57 PM
That's like 3 years and then he's up for probationary release, right?

Trump will probably pardon him by the end of the year. If not, he's got to serve 85% of the sentence.
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2018, 05:59:55 PM
This is officially a Wu Tang Clan thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLoehYCkCvc
Title: Re: Comic Book villain smirk-face sent to prison
Post by: chronovore on March 09, 2018, 08:19:04 PM
Quote from: Shostakovich on March 09, 2018, 05:44:35 PM
Quote from: Dennis on March 09, 2018, 05:27:43 PM
*Gets shanked by Aryan Nation*

"bu...but I am White....?...!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGwXwynwGdA

why did this guy act like he was a celebrity? wtf

In this timeline, he's got as much right to claim celebrity as the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, and that pissboy we've got in the Oval Office.