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Title: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Kurt Russell on March 16, 2018, 11:32:57 AM: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/03/15/she-found-a-dating-app-on-her-boyfriends-phone-then-she-bought-a-samurai-sword/?utm_term=.595f28864ce1

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Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Brehvolution on March 16, 2018, 11:40:36 AM: He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 16, 2018, 11:47:06 AM: Lol of course it’s Vancouver
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Huff on March 16, 2018, 12:12:06 PM: reads like an onion article
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 16, 2018, 12:39:41 PM: Quote from: Brehvolution on March 16, 2018, 11:40:36 AM
He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.

Where's Kairo Seijuro when you need him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: toku on March 16, 2018, 12:48:30 PM: Should have stayed still. No shame in a good death.
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Kurt Russell on March 16, 2018, 01:17:48 PM: Quote
Alex Lovell — known as “Biggie” in his local gamer scene — is an avid player of “PlayerUnknown’s Battleground,” a multiplayer online fighting game. As he told the Oregonian/OregonLive, Lovell has been recently logging 12 to 13 hours a day playing the game. The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported.

“I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.

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“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”

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Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 16, 2018, 07:41:42 PM: Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 16, 2018, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Brehvolution on March 16, 2018, 11:40:36 AM
He needed a good guy with a samurai sword.

Where's Kairo Seijuro when you need him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

rip
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: chronovore on March 16, 2018, 11:28:52 PM: This is why gamers can't have nice things.
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: etiolate on March 16, 2018, 11:31:22 PM: like Samurai swords?
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2018, 11:35:37 PM: I've been threatened with a knife by my ex. I would have loved the opportunity to wootah my way out of her slashing range and backflip out the second story window.
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2018, 11:45:20 PM: Thats another one, I have a type apparently. The knife one was Puerto Rican, which makes the weapon of choice unsurprising
Title: Re: PUBG "Ethlete" wing-chuns his way out of gf's samurai sword attack
Post by: thisismyusername on March 16, 2018, 11:58:47 PM: (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/107/603/692.jpg)
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