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Title: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: kingv on April 09, 2018, 11:36:53 AM
I’ve thought about it, and I think somewhere really cold would be the best.

Walking dead (the comic not the boring tv show) had zombies freeze and unthaw in one issue, and that seems to make sense to me since they are dead. I feel like the most zombie free lifestyle would absolutely be somewhere  cold as fuck. They’d freeze up in the winter and you could thin out the population for spring.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Atramental on April 09, 2018, 11:40:52 AM
Into an early grave.

Fuck living through that kind of hell.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 09, 2018, 11:49:45 AM
suicide box
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: demi on April 09, 2018, 11:52:28 AM
Joe's suicide box
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:02:57 PM
I'd live out the rest of my life pretending to be a zombie too so they don't come after me
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 09, 2018, 12:16:29 PM
I'd kill a female zombie and fuck it until they got me.





Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Rufus on April 09, 2018, 12:29:47 PM
Assuming the zombies are the shambling, actually dead and already rotting type, scavengers would take care of them pretty fast. Until then, aim for the knees? You'd have to survive for only a week or so until mother nature recycles them all or at least renders them immobile.

I'd be much more worried about political upheaval.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:33:11 PM
I never understood how the zombies in movies are barely stumbling around, but have tremendous upper body and grip strength. Should be pretty easy to just tip them over, right? Do zombies skip leg day, or what?
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 09, 2018, 12:40:34 PM
Set sail for a tropical island. Plentiful food and solar energy, minimal population to clear out 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: samfish on April 09, 2018, 12:48:07 PM
Loot a hardware store and build a giant fucking treehouse near a fruit orchard. Build in strategic points to shoot bullets are still-living passerbys who try to steal my orchard harvest without asking. You'd have to build in a fire suppression system too, since someone might get the clever idea to burn the treehouse down. You can probably accomplish this by relying on stones, composite materials and a rainwater catch system to use as extinguishing water.

Eventually this simple fortified treehouse will become a treetop village as you take in survivors, so hooks for expansion is a must.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Momo on April 09, 2018, 12:53:39 PM
I'd stay in my entertainment area, play CoD and furiously report all these new accounts calling me an 'uuggghhhhhnnnmm' over xlive.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:54:19 PM
don't forget to bring your stinky piss-fish with you
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on April 09, 2018, 02:18:02 PM
Im fully stocked and prepped for years of survival in my house
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Momo on April 09, 2018, 03:58:29 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 09, 2018, 03:51:40 PM
Greatly depends on whether they’re the fast or slow type.
Who cares, you can run both types over in your car, no problem
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 09, 2018, 06:00:03 PM
There's a Cold War era bomb shelter (underneath I-5) across from my house in Seattle. It has bunk beds, showers, kitchen area, living quarter and holes for your rifles to shoot at anyone that gets near. I've always joked we just need a pair of bolt cutters and a new deadbolt, and we're set.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 09, 2018, 06:06:11 PM
taco bell.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 09, 2018, 06:37:43 PM
Your mom's box
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: tiesto on April 09, 2018, 06:49:24 PM
Costco
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: chronovore on April 09, 2018, 09:11:40 PM
Japan cremates its dead, so only the very most recently deceased would return. They could be quickly dispatched with hammers.

Why else did you boritos think I'd moved here?

 :doge
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Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:02:57 PM
I'd live out the rest of my life pretending to be a zombie too so they don't come after me
you sound like a Beta
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: kingv on April 09, 2018, 10:50:27 PM
Quote from: Jack Remington on April 09, 2018, 03:51:40 PM
Greatly depends on whether they’re the fast or slow type.

I think slow zombies are basically the only real zombies. Fast doesn’t count.

But I’m also curious why it makes a difference where you’d go... or maybe it’s just the likelihood that you would get where you are trying to go.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: kingv on April 09, 2018, 10:52:53 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on April 09, 2018, 06:00:03 PM
There's a Cold War era bomb shelter (underneath I-5) across from my house in Seattle. It has bunk beds, showers, kitchen area, living quarter and holes for your rifles to shoot at anyone that gets near. I've always joked we just need a pair of bolt cutters and a new deadbolt, and we're set.

I used to live on a week2 era military base as a kid that had rows and rows of bunkers in case the Japs invaded.

We played “war” there like every day in the summer.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on April 09, 2018, 10:55:20 PM
Probably just stay at home, I've got enough food and water to last the few weeks it would take for everyone infected to die
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: naff on April 09, 2018, 10:58:55 PM
truck -> gun store -> liquor store -> brothel -> hideaway in the hills
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 11:52:50 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:02:57 PM
I'd live out the rest of my life pretending to be a zombie too so they don't come after me
you sound like a Beta

What you need to understand is that I am planning to run for office and be elected as the first zombie president.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Huff on April 10, 2018, 12:46:53 AM
Nearest pharmacy and OD on opiates
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 12:57:22 AM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 11:52:50 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:02:57 PM
I'd live out the rest of my life pretending to be a zombie too so they don't come after me
you sound like a Beta

What you need to understand is that I am planning to run for office and be elected as the first zombie president.
what's your policy on eating brains that haven't been FDA inspected? and will zombies be the inspectors that seems doomed to fail? i assume you'll be running as a Democrat since you're seeking the (un)dead vote?

tl;dr of spoiler, it's KINGV's FAULT
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actually, that was less an insult at you and more a reference for kingv, that he missed, because i think he and i are the only ones still reading The Walking Dead at this point

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so it's also probably a show spoiler in about five or ten years or so
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Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 10, 2018, 01:19:37 AM
my policies will be very pro-zombie and pro-business, therefore we will do away with big government regulations such as FDA brain inspections. I will be running on a populist platform with campaign promises of "more brains" and heavy tariffs on barn door barricade bolts
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 02:01:26 AM
what about border controls? do we really want mexican zombies stealing from hard working AMERICAN zombies?
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: kingv on April 10, 2018, 02:24:25 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 12:57:22 AM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 11:52:50 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 09, 2018, 09:15:39 PM
Quote from: agrajag on April 09, 2018, 12:02:57 PM
I'd live out the rest of my life pretending to be a zombie too so they don't come after me
you sound like a Beta

What you need to understand is that I am planning to run for office and be elected as the first zombie president.
what's your policy on eating brains that haven't been FDA inspected? and will zombies be the inspectors that seems doomed to fail? i assume you'll be running as a Democrat since you're seeking the (un)dead vote?

tl;dr of spoiler, it's KINGV's FAULT
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actually, that was less an insult at you and more a reference for kingv, that he missed, because i think he and i are the only ones still reading The Walking Dead at this point

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so it's also probably a show spoiler in about five or ten years or so
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Oh... yeah, Beta! I just figured it was a reference to beta cuck.

Politics and walking dead are blending together!

Isn't the comic still pretty popular? I like it far more than the show, which I stopped watching around the end of season 5.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: agrajag on April 10, 2018, 02:29:24 AM
Tacos de sesos stands on every corner
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 03:06:11 AM
Quote from: kingv on April 10, 2018, 02:24:25 AM
Oh... yeah, Beta! I just figured it was a reference to beta cuck.

Politics and walking dead are blending together!

Isn't the comic still pretty popular? I like it far more than the show, which I stopped watching around the end of season 5.
I capitalized it! But I did think it was going to be taken that way but couldn't think of a better way to sell the reference. Then realized it was a waste.

I don't know about the comic itself but the trades do pretty great. I mean more around here, and really my circle of comic friends online and off too, some of them even transitioned over to the show which is weird sorta.

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Also, Beta went down like a beta and a cuck. No lobster he.
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Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Raist on April 10, 2018, 05:45:50 AM
(https://abload.de/img/zambzn6s0l.jpg)

 :rollsafe
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Momo on April 10, 2018, 05:47:57 AM
Zambies are going to get you from around the block  with a wingspan like that
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: kingv on April 10, 2018, 08:04:57 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 03:06:11 AM
Quote from: kingv on April 10, 2018, 02:24:25 AM
Oh... yeah, Beta! I just figured it was a reference to beta cuck.

Politics and walking dead are blending together!

Isn't the comic still pretty popular? I like it far more than the show, which I stopped watching around the end of season 5.
I capitalized it! But I did think it was going to be taken that way but couldn't think of a better way to sell the reference. Then realized it was a waste.

I don't know about the comic itself but the trades do pretty great. I mean more around here, and really my circle of comic friends online and off too, some of them even transitioned over to the show which is weird sorta.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Beta went down like a beta and a cuck. No lobster he.
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Beta was a professional basketball player, and nobody in ricks group was that cool.

Also the book is about 1000x better than the show and I don’t understand how people can stomach that shit. The pacing is just so slow... or was, 3 seasons ago when I last watched it.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: team filler on April 10, 2018, 08:22:07 AM
The zoo to free the animals, so they don't starve and die.
Title: Re: Where would you go in a zombie apocalypse?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 12, 2018, 03:17:17 PM
brainsward