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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on April 09, 2018, 04:30:53 PM

Title: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 09, 2018, 04:30:53 PM
(http://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/92/82/6292827a2f9d93a20b2f401d229cb22f.jpg)
(http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/515947-fable-iii-windows-screenshot-don-t-make-the-chicken-angry.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z0iLiLzCpxg/maxresdefault.jpg)
(http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4015124/LD-GameplayScreenshot-59.0.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 09, 2018, 04:40:44 PM
:thinking
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 04:46:38 PM
Well, this thread isn't what I expected... :(
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: paprikastaude on April 09, 2018, 05:05:26 PM
(https://www.samurainintendo.com/gamecube/billyhatcher/billyhatcher07.jpg)
(https://i.redd.it/6zk12cx2b6ez.jpg)
(https://media.game.es/COVERV2/3D_L/139/139314.png)
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: mormapope on April 09, 2018, 05:14:48 PM
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/840/262412-petermoore.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Bobby_Kotick_photo.jpg/1200px-Bobby_Kotick_photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: bdoughty on April 09, 2018, 05:43:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OJhXXq3.jpg)

or we go back to the Atari 2600.

 :nsfw ?

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(https://i.imgur.com/YYQb4l2.jpg)
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Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: demi on April 09, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
There's a juicy uncut cock during the ending of Dante's Inferno

https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s (https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s)
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: tiesto on April 09, 2018, 06:46:01 PM
Probably the only thing people remember about this game, this and it's like 2 hour playtime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54lQRyxVmQo
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 09, 2018, 07:16:51 PM
Turok pen and ink mode

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mqg70_TcPI
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: demi on April 09, 2018, 08:57:33 PM
GTA4 Lost and the Damned had a... well, unimpressive old man cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YPR3CS4AY8
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 10:36:35 PM
Quote from: demi on April 09, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
There's a juicy uncut cock during the ending of Dante's Inferno

https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s (https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s)

I thought you were against uncut? :thinking
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: eleuin on April 10, 2018, 01:29:24 AM
A way out has one within the first few minutes it seems
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: demi on April 10, 2018, 01:37:32 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 10:36:35 PM
Quote from: demi on April 09, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
There's a juicy uncut cock during the ending of Dante's Inferno

https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s (https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s)

I thought you were against uncut? :thinking

I am. But even I can admit that thing is a hog
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: benjipwns on April 10, 2018, 01:57:17 AM
i have to admit, had the Zelda chickens not been in the OP even as a joke before getting down to actual penises i would have been FLABBERGASTED
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 10, 2018, 01:15:15 PM
my boss saw this as a tab on my browser
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 10, 2018, 02:48:54 PM
Whose fault is that? Get to work
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on April 10, 2018, 02:53:43 PM
To be fair, it is difficult to resist the lure of the cock.
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: thisismyusername on April 10, 2018, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: demi on April 10, 2018, 01:37:32 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on April 09, 2018, 10:36:35 PM
Quote from: demi on April 09, 2018, 06:30:29 PM
There's a juicy uncut cock during the ending of Dante's Inferno

https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s (https://youtu.be/hAI7hnO_LNs?t=4m13s)

I thought you were against uncut? :thinking

I am. But even I can admit that thing is a hog

So, would you suck it? :thinking I'm just trying to get your penis tastes here.
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: demi on April 10, 2018, 05:51:38 PM
dont worry about what i like m8
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: nudemacusers on April 15, 2018, 07:08:06 PM
Quote from: mormapope on April 09, 2018, 05:14:48 PM
(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/840/262412-petermoore.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Bobby_Kotick_photo.jpg/1200px-Bobby_Kotick_photo.jpg)
I bet bobby k has an absolute monster of a kidney shifter in those shapeless trousers. His face says it all.
Title: Re: Best Cocks in videogames
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2018, 04:11:23 AM
 :banplz