THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on April 20, 2018, 01:04:59 AM
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- Buy a shop vac before you need a shop vac
- If you want to win something, make your competitors compete against you, not you compete against them
- Always compete against people that are just at the edge of out of your league
- If you're doing something someone else has already done, either do it in a new way, or do it better, or not at all
- If you want to seem interesting, be interesting
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- gargle with dish washing liquid and washing powder for an extra white smile
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- If you want to make yourself cry take baking soda and put a huge gob of it on a canker sore.
- If you want to make a canker sore feel better take some tums powder and put it on the sore.
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- clean your room
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- Stay off 4chan
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- Stay off 4chan
Hey Atra. This one is for you.
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https://twitter.com/mindblowingtips/status/983427424703594496
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- air dry any clothing you care about.
- good irons are worth every penny
- lingerie bags are for more than lingerie
- buy a $10 conair fabric shaver
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never put weed and salvia in the same bowl
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Always start by asking "Why?" Understanding your conversation partner or argument opponent's position is the most valuable step to filling their need or refuting their claim.
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Before an interview, research a bit about the company you're interviewing with.
Never take a first date to dinner. Drinks or coffee (if she's not into drinking).
Start contributing to your 401k asap.
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Before an interview, research a bit about the company you're interviewing with.
Never take a first date to dinner. Drinks or coffee (if she's not into drinking).
Start contributing to your 401k asap.
I will never understand people who don't do any research before showing up. If a prospective hire doesn't show an inkling of initiative prior to the interview, they're not going to suddenly have it when they're being paid just to breathe.
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- You get what you pay for
- Sock away 10% of your earnings in a 401k, IRA, whatever. Just do it. Have an emergency fund too because there will be an "oh shit" moment and you'll wish you had it
- It's always better to fuck than not to fuck
- The right time for anything is never. You have to make time or it isn't going to happen
- For us plebs, there's no such thing as a get rich quick scheme. That's why shitcoins were never going to pan out for us
- Don't do anything half assed
- Most drama is utterly irrelevant and can be solved by just letting it blow over for two or three days
- The most pointless thing you can do is argue on the internet
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don't trust shotsta
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Stuff I learned in my year and a half as a low-level program manager:
*If you did 51% of the work, take the fucking credit. If you're not willing to show that you're proud of your work, then why would you expect anyone to pay attention to your achievements?
*There is no point arguing for the sake of arguing. The only time when it is appropriate to argue hard for something is that you want to be so polite that you will try to avoid a future situation where you say "I told you so". It's much, much better to say "I think I told you enough".
*You're viewed as smart when you goof off on your phone all day yet turn in work that is done better and faster than what anyone else could do. You're viewed as a leader when you're humble enough to show interest in how things work and are always willing to step up for a challenge. I'd suggest being "smart" around peers and humble when working with other departments.
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-lawnmowers are more dangerous than you think. especially if you live on a hill or mountain
-anything vs tree. tree always wins
-dont ride a moped/scooter on the interstate
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Don’t talk about the big things you’re gonna do before you do them.
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When a girl tells you to talk dirty and call her names in bed, stick with the standard stuff. Calling her a rancid, pig slut will end the night early.
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Yeah “slam pig” and “cum dumpster” aren’t the best names to use for most girls. :doge
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- If you want to make yourself cry take baking soda and put a huge gob of it on a canker sore.
- If you want to make a canker sore feel better take some tums powder and put it on the sore.
Do you also have ulcers on your scrotum by any chance?
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- If you want to make yourself cry take baking soda and put a huge gob of it on a canker sore.
- If you want to make a canker sore feel better take some tums powder and put it on the sore.
Do you also have ulcers on your scrotum by any chance?
For you I could :-*