Who is Marine Todd?
I clicked into this thinking it was going to be some Kiwidarms’esque descent into the darkest regions of the inter web.
It’s not too late!
The professor was visibly shaken
Surprised a marine could figure out the login process for this forum tbh
Surprised a marine could figure out the login process for this forum tbh
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Surprised a marine could figure out the login process for this forum tbh
"I will shit fury all over you" :lol :lol :lol :lol
Say what you will about the jarheads, at least they haven't whined their way into becoming a separate service like the Army Chair Force did.spoiler (click to show/hide)for some reason inter-branch humor really amuses me, i'd watch a sitcom based around it probably...you could do like The Office with some characters taking it seriously and being petty about it and an overarching joke being how they're all paper pushers stationed somewhere unimportant with no chance of dangerspoiler (click to show/hide)UNTIL YOU KILL ONE OF THEM IN A SEASON FINALE YOU WON'T BELIEVE[close][close]
I've already backtraced nudemacuser and reported him to the Internet Police.
thanks broYou're welcome, breh! You are actually the first new poster to reply to one of my welcome threads ;)
Marry Marine Todd.Why would you marry a Marine, unless you had a fetish for committing adultery?
Fuck benjipwns.
Kill seagrams hotsauce.
Surprised a marine could figure out the login process for this forum tbh
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Say what you will about the jarheads, at least they haven't whined their way into becoming a separate service like the Army Chair Force did.Fight smarter, not harder :rollsafespoiler (click to show/hide)for some reason inter-branch humor really amuses me, i'd watch a sitcom based around it probably...you could do like The Office with some characters taking it seriously and being petty about it and an overarching joke being how they're all paper pushers stationed somewhere unimportant with no chance of dangerspoiler (click to show/hide)UNTIL YOU KILL ONE OF THEM IN A SEASON FINALE YOU WON'T BELIEVE[close][close]