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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 12:28:25 PM

Title: Free Etiolate
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 12:28:25 PM
Just kidding mongos
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2018, 12:37:37 PM
IAWTP, but unironically.

e: By P I mean the title, not the content of the OP.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 12:41:41 PM
nicca banished himself to the stalinist ukraine, he can stay there
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 29, 2018, 12:43:59 PM
Also people didnt starve in the ukraine because of the commy manifesto but because Stalin was a psychopath

Source: history
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2018, 12:52:03 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Steve Contra on May 29, 2018, 12:52:24 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 12:54:53 PM
I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2018, 01:08:32 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG :o
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 29, 2018, 01:12:54 PM
I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier

Even so, it would be nice if we could have a ban amnesty at some point - Cindi, Cream, (https://static-s.aa-cdn.net/img/gp/20600005103940/CP1QqqrpRQfcwRyE65BMd9JKf8UieKfafvxbLmWLma0_iqg7XnWsVD4C2OPCBmbEt5w=w300?v=1) - it's like there's a purge of all the Bore characters.

At this rate, you'll be left with a forum full of seagrams hotsauce and friends  :snore
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: nachobro on May 29, 2018, 01:18:31 PM
Cindi will be back when she's ready. I wouldn't worry about her. Anyone else that has been banned won't be missed tbh.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 01:20:02 PM
Bore mods <3
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 01:25:32 PM
E was locking his little thread like a babby to "punish" people. If toilet was a mod he'd ban half the people here  :doge
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on May 29, 2018, 01:25:58 PM
I mean, he knew what would happen, he broke the violence perma ban barrier

Even so, it would be nice if we could have a ban amnesty at some point - Cindi, Cream, (https://static-s.aa-cdn.net/img/gp/20600005103940/CP1QqqrpRQfcwRyE65BMd9JKf8UieKfafvxbLmWLma0_iqg7XnWsVD4C2OPCBmbEt5w=w300?v=1) - it's like there's a purge of all the Bore characters.

At this rate, you'll be left with a forum full of seagrams hotsauce and friends  :snore

https://twitter.com/chiefkeef/status/463827446450507779
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Brehvolution on May 29, 2018, 01:31:11 PM
Mods no curr

(https://i.imgur.com/c6ilsKD.gif)
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Nintex on May 29, 2018, 01:33:21 PM
Agreed, I really miss all those pictures of dead kids.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 29, 2018, 01:40:31 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

:confused

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK on May 29, 2018, 01:44:50 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

I propose we crossbreed them
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kara on May 29, 2018, 01:45:23 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG :o

 :bow The true content mastermind.

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Free (and leper, obviously) Creepy Stalker.
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Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Nabbis on May 29, 2018, 01:45:24 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

I propose we crossbreed them

Means that i get Cream back. Everyone wins.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: eleuin on May 29, 2018, 01:52:30 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.
that's a pretty big aside
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 29, 2018, 02:03:05 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

:confused

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Rufus on May 29, 2018, 02:05:24 PM
What nuanced points do Optimus and Assimilate provide?
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 29, 2018, 02:08:16 PM
Not to speak for the Smokester, but

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far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them

Some of these whiny reesetera-tier bore posters set the nuanced bar really fucking low
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 02:11:37 PM
Ah yes, Optimus a.k.a. Mr. Nuance himself
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on May 29, 2018, 02:13:07 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

:confused

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.

And what does Ja Rule think about all this?
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: tiesto on May 29, 2018, 02:17:34 PM
I'll give credit to Assimilate, at least he posts outside of the Other Forums thread, and tries to be part of the community, even if his content can be... questionable.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Nola on May 29, 2018, 02:21:11 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

Have you heard about a fella by the name of Seth Rich? I have some really well researched Kimdotcom tweets that will keep me spamming this argument for years to come because I genuinely believe the weight of that evidence is equal to the warehouse full of counter evidence that suggests otherwise. Call me out on it and I will ignore you and chase you around calling you an intellectual coward for 6 months, maybe put you on ignore.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: jorma on May 29, 2018, 02:27:15 PM
I'm sorry I hate nuance like consistently using "rtard" when told not to use it over and over.


but.. pretty much everyone use it, including you like just now. I've said distinguished mentally-challenged fellow on a regular basis throughout my entire life. Dunno why that word is so fucking taboo all of a sudden.

Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Nola on May 29, 2018, 02:33:41 PM
Not to speak for the Smokester, but

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far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them

Some of these whiny reesetera-tier bore posters set the nuanced bar really fucking low

Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 29, 2018, 02:36:16 PM
etiolate was banished for a million years to the phantom zone
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 29, 2018, 02:39:20 PM
Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

See? This is what I mean.  :crybaby :crybaby :crybaby

Everytime you banish an Etoilet, you give power to a snarky whiny reeeeeject with less personality than a plain bean burrito.

Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2018, 02:40:07 PM
Sorry sweety, if we don't get Creepy Stalker you definitely don't get Etoilet

What if... etoliate's meltdown and subsequent banning is just one piece of Creepy Stalker's FF ARG :o
2deep4me
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 29, 2018, 02:48:01 PM
Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.

lmao
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Nola on May 29, 2018, 02:48:11 PM
Hard to jump over the high bar you set of genuinely posting inforwars links and crying on the internet all day over video game forum culture wars.

See? This is what I mean.  :crybaby :crybaby :crybaby

Everytime you banish an Etoilet, you give power to a snarky whiny reeeeeject with less personality than a plain bean burrito.

Who knew that Etoilet was the glue that kept The Bore together.

Ah yes, where would the board ever be without the personality and nuanced views of our resident culture warriors bitching about Resetera for 12 hours a day while unironically inhabiting damn near every single trait they whine endlessly about posters over there for.


 Like crying over how they act over sensitive to perceived out-group views while you all immediately get triggered like fragile spoiled children, often throwing temper tantrums the moment even the lightest of pushback comes your way in response to your boring in-group/out-group insults.


Nut the fuck up Kurt, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: CatsCatsCats on May 29, 2018, 02:48:31 PM
I mean, he was unbanned, and continued shitting things up, if he’s sad about it now 🤷‍♀️
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 29, 2018, 03:11:49 PM
Nut the fuck up Kurt, don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

Bud, you sound absolutely apoplectic right now. I'm sorry I called you boring. Maybe take an internet break for 30 minutes and go for a walk to calm down. This isn't healthy.

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Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Mandark on May 29, 2018, 04:32:26 PM
I mean, he was unbanned, and continued shitting things up, if he’s sad about it now 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, he was very clearly on a mission to get banned. I don't have any special insight but I kinda suspect he wanted a break from the forum but didn't want to ask a mod directly.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 29, 2018, 04:36:26 PM
kurt how long have you been on thebore?

because ever since like 2004 people have hated etoilet.  it's one of the few common, maintained zeitgest of thebore's history
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 07:10:24 PM
etiolate was banished for a million years to the phantom zone
one thing i've noticed is that for how terrible they've always described it as punishment the phantom zone has really lax security, like literally everyone ever banished to it has escaped

multiple times
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 07:11:37 PM
also, Mon-El's banishment is a super example of Superdickery, he's "trapped" there because SUPERMAN has never found a cure for minor lead poisoning

yeah, like i believe that story Kal  ::)
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 07:14:40 PM
and you're telling me the fucking LEGION doesn't have a cure? really?

oh we can't mess with the timestream, he can only be healed here in the future, ignore all those other times we do it

the time trapper messes with time less, i mean, COME ON
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 29, 2018, 07:42:26 PM
#bringbackmethodis
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: eleuin on May 29, 2018, 09:06:23 PM
It's not popular to admit, but aside from the dead kid stuff I liked etoliate as a poster. Didn't agree with him much at all but at least he was seemingly well researched and mostly polite about it.

:confused

nah, dude would never concede to being wrong, thought he was above everyone intellectually. never accepted evidence disputing the views he espoused, often ignoring those posts altogether or instead resorting to personal insults.

had beef with Mandark because he often called him out on his conspiracy-laden bullshit. Nola and Mandark's counterarguments are what I'd call well researched.

outside of those posts, like TV discussion or whatever, etoilet seemed relatively normal and inoffensive.

I think SmokyDave said it best:

I honestly can’t tell if the constant ragging on those three posters by diet-reeers is a joke or not. If it isn’t, please shut the fuck up. They routinely offer far more nuanced and interesting viewpoints than the flimsy bitches whinging about them.

who the fuck cares what smokeydave thinks
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Assimilate on May 29, 2018, 09:23:35 PM


Assy says worse shit

 :crazy

What do i say that is so appalling? Relax your angry brows bro.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: TVC15 on May 29, 2018, 09:31:40 PM
Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: agrajag on May 29, 2018, 09:56:17 PM
True we need Etoilet to explain her her tweet was funny and that we don't understand humor, also need him to explain the post-irony of pepe the frog
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: nudemacusers on May 29, 2018, 09:57:54 PM
Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.
:preach
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: TVC15 on May 29, 2018, 09:59:48 PM
Give Etiolate his voice back. Someone needs to speak for Roseanne.
:preach

:uguu
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Transhuman on May 29, 2018, 10:12:09 PM
I think he should be unbanned out of pity. I mean if he can get banned from here, imagine how shitty the next site he gets banned from will be
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Mandark on May 29, 2018, 10:14:00 PM
Whoa, buddy.

He posts at several other places where he's respected and not surrounded by cowardly horsefuckers.
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Transhuman on May 29, 2018, 10:23:18 PM
Whoa, buddy.

He posts at several other places where he's respected and not surrounded by cowardly horsefuckers.

Well I'm glad etiolate found somewhere he fits in

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/7/7e/CronenbergImage2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/800?cb=20170414161002)
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 10:31:32 PM
jeez Danny The Street really looks rough in that picture
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: benjipwns on May 29, 2018, 10:31:39 PM
shut up nerd
Title: Re: Free Etiolate
Post by: Transhuman on May 29, 2018, 10:58:48 PM
Man I love when they write weird powers like that. Fuck flying superheroes