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Title: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 11, 2018, 06:51:42 PM
This is disastrous.

So i go to a place i usually go to when i'm in this city to get a cut. The usual guy isn't there, but since im' going out tonight i figured i really needed one since i looked a bit too shaggy. I settle for the guy that has a beard since hey he has a beard right?

All is going well. Hair cut is good, beard trim is good and then i say "clean up a bit under the lip" (in another language)

Motherfucker. I don't know what the fuck this guy was thinking. Latin fuck. He cleans up the two sides leaving the 'strip' in the middle. FUCK. FUCKKKKKK. Like, that's not the look i can pull off. I basically look like a mexican biker gang member with a handlebar stache.


What do i do now? I havent' had a clean shaved face in over 5+ years. I don't know if i can get rid of the whole beard now. But can i really go out like this? This is brutal.

 :lawd
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: agrajag on August 11, 2018, 07:14:40 PM
Assi was trying to speak portuguese and ended up telling the barber "just fuck my shit up fam" in his language
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 11, 2018, 07:26:08 PM
I absolutely need to see pics
everything looks right it's just that you know the space some people can't grow hair? right under both sides of the lip, with the middle part with that patch.... well i grow hair on all that, i wanted just a clean up right under the lip that's it you know? so you can actually see the edge of where the beard meets the lips.....

somehow he thought i wanted actually get that designed the way most people can't grow hair there. i don't fucking know. fuck.

now i just look stupid with this oddly shaped middle part above my chin.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: agrajag on August 11, 2018, 07:27:27 PM
shave it all off and leave just the soul patch
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2018, 07:55:37 PM
Letting other dudes touch your face is a little too homo, even for me.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Kara on August 11, 2018, 08:03:59 PM
Pretending you don't understand people so you can fuck things up for them with plausible deniability. :lawd
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2018, 08:08:38 PM
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Nintex on August 11, 2018, 08:11:00 PM
Were you asleep while he was styling it or something? Surely you must've noticed what he was doing.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Kara on August 11, 2018, 08:19:12 PM
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf

Some of us wear our beards instead of marrying them.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2018, 08:27:39 PM
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf

Some of us wear our beards instead of marrying them.
I wear mine too (https://i.imgur.com/5m4EMRE.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 11, 2018, 09:18:50 PM
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf

Some of us wear our beards instead of marrying them.
nudemacusers annihilated

 :dead

now i just look stupid with this oddly shaped middle part above my chin.
lol. does it look more like this
 
(https://www.baldingbeards.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Hugh-Jackman-anchor-beard.jpg)

or this
(https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-pdb/877347/fb3e97c2-8727-4822-993a-1988f0f2490a/orig)
First. But without the narly mustache (he fucking chopped almost all of it off so it looks real mexicano) and the rest of the beard is there. it's so bad.

Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 11, 2018, 09:26:06 PM
Were you asleep while he was styling it or something? Surely you must've noticed what he was doing.
So let me explain. The goal was to clean up a little bit under the lip since i do grow hair fully around that area below. it's nice to take a buzzer and just lighten up the spot.

But then he did something i wasn't expecting and he took a razor to it but he wasn't going low. When i realized this could go badly i looked up and it was crooked, so then i had to have him fix that, and the more he tried to fix, the lower the fucker went.

It looks like this but lower like Hugh Jackmans.
(https://i.imgur.com/5sqMRMG.jpg)

 :snoop
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: benjipwns on August 12, 2018, 03:45:45 AM
I settle for the guy that has a beard since hey he has a beard right?
You probably should have assumed that someone else did his beard just like you wanted someone else to do yours.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: headwalk on August 12, 2018, 06:38:39 AM
didn't daddy p teach you how to shave?
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 12, 2018, 08:16:43 AM
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf

Beards are for ugly people, im confident of this statement
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Himu on August 12, 2018, 10:26:48 AM
Good.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 12, 2018, 12:28:14 PM
I wish he fucked your face up, like a barber version of Dr. Giggles. I also wish you slipped and fell on the curb on your way out and smashed out a bunch of teeth, and then some street orphans came over and stole your stuff and pissed and shit all over you, and that a big crowd gathered because one of the orphans was slow pinching one off, but no one helped you. They all just clapped at your misfortune like they had each just finished a platter of Big Macs. Then I hope you tried to stand up, but you slipped on a nugget and fell, and slammed the side of the head on the curb, making you even more r-word-tarded—so r-word-tarded that you started picking up the other shit logs and eating them and maybe rubbing a few on your body. You eventually crawl into traffic like a particularly stupid baby. The crowd’s applause goes louder, and aylur death the merriment reaches such a peak that there’s a spontaneous round of Don’t Stop Me Now sung. The whole world is happy about your death. Every newspaper the next day runs two stories: one about how awful of a pig you were, and another describing every detail of your death. Even Donald tweets out about how much of a sack of garbage you were and how much better Earth is now that they’ve decided to shred your remains in farming equipment and feed it to death row inmates.  It’s his most liked tweet ever.

Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 12:32:47 PM
tldr;

#tvcloveswastinghistime


I settle for the guy that has a beard since hey he has a beard right?
You probably should have assumed that someone else did his beard just like you wanted someone else to do yours.
Most barbers do their own though.

I had no idea having a barber trim your beard was a thing otuside of 80s movies.
What? It's been part of every new barbers curriculum in the last 10 years. Where do you live?

I used to do my own hair and beard because they were simple. I'd rock a somewhat shaved head at a 1 or 2 with no fade, and my beard was short enough to do myself. Now that it's longer, and tends to need scissor works it's much harder and it's better to have someone to do it.

But this is a fucking disaster.


Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf

Beards are for ugly people, im confident of this statement
The beard is coming off after the 15lb i'm losing because that's the weight i was at when i started growing the beard. It's been a while. I don't want that total shock after 5+ years of a solid heavy beard to hit me so hard.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 12, 2018, 12:36:42 PM
I was planning on posting my fantasy of what I wish happened.

Assimilate saying "Just take a bit off the top" Followed by a picture of an ISIS beheading.

You ruined it TVC. :(
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 12:38:24 PM
I was planning on posting my fantasy of what I wish happened.

Assimilate saying "Just take a bit off the top" Followed by a picture of an ISIS beheading.

You ruined it TVC. :(
would've been funnier than whatever the fuck TVC went on to write. too bad.

#tvcfailedasawriternowisdrinkinghimselftoanearlydeath
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 12, 2018, 12:39:35 PM
Assimilate, what did your mom do to you? Did she touch your butthole at an inappropriate age or something? I’m just trying to wrap my head around your derangements.

I imagine she must have been at least incredibly stupid to produce such dull progeny.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 12:44:42 PM
Assimilate, what did your mom do to you? Did she touch your butthole at an inappropriate age or something? I’m just trying to wrap my head around your derangements.

I imagine she must have been at least incredibly stupid to produce such dull progeny.
tvc, bb, i'm here for you if you need me. you don't need to take that last swig. i promise.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 12, 2018, 12:47:50 PM
Assimilate, what did your mom do to you? Did she touch your butthole at an inappropriate age or something? I’m just trying to wrap my head around your derangements.

I imagine she must have been at least incredibly stupid to produce such dull progeny.
tvc, bb, i'm here for you if you need me. you don't need to take that last swig. i promise.

Everybody knows that Sunday’s my recuperative day, you weak-chinned flopsie.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 12, 2018, 02:59:19 PM
Seems to be the hipster thing nowadays here in the Netherlands. Go to some 50s styled barbershop and buy a bunch of crap for your beard.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 03:01:30 PM
Good.

Dunno why but this just fucking killed me. :dead
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 03:02:23 PM
I was planning on posting my fantasy of what I wish happened.

Assimilate saying "Just take a bit off the top" Followed by a picture of an ISIS beheading.

You ruined it TVC. :(

I was gonna do with Sweeney Todd like the lapsed Depp stan I am.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 03:12:52 PM
tasty you might actually like it. don't gayboys do this kind of thing all the time? It's very 'George Michael'
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 03:29:53 PM
:thinking

Beards are more of an insufferable-late-twentysomething-IPA-sipping hipster-type thing around these parts.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 03:34:05 PM
:thinking

Beards are more of an insufferable-late-twentysomething-IPA-sipping hipster-type thing around these parts.
which parts would that be?

i don't have a hipster beard.. like one of those crazy long ones that you see dudes wearing with flannel shirts.  the longest part of the beard right now is about two and a half fingers from my chin.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 03:39:34 PM
Any thick beard is a hipster beard dude;  it doesn't have to be super long.

It just has to be on a hipster.
yeah i'd never be mistaken for a hipster

:thinking

Beards are more of an insufferable-late-twentysomething-IPA-sipping hipster-type thing around these parts.

Like me.
No dude you just look like a mohammed blow myself up kind of guy  ;)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 03:42:55 PM
No dude you just look like a mohammed blow myself up kind of guy  ;)

(https://i.imgur.com/1C3NP8B.gif)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 12, 2018, 03:48:02 PM
Why are racists always so bad at being racist?

Try speaking up. I can't hear you over the sounds of your exploding family.

Got em.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 03:48:48 PM
Why are racists always so bad at being racist?

Because there's always others there to cheer them on.

(https://i.imgur.com/5MNAtZA.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 12, 2018, 03:53:42 PM
Exodust is just angry cause his mom is the only one in the family with proper facial hair.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Too mean?
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Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 12, 2018, 03:56:21 PM
Brow.

You meant brow. There can only be one.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 04:07:31 PM
(Hairy) Member
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 12, 2018, 04:09:08 PM
Assimilate is one of those guys who awkwardly says "Hey brother" to black people when he meets them.

We also know he’s into weightlifting, roids, and racism, like a certain hotdog-colored celebrity with silken Chinese hair.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: agrajag on August 12, 2018, 04:11:34 PM
all this beard-shaming in this thread

 :'(
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 12, 2018, 04:13:52 PM
all this beard-shaming in this thread

 :'(

The shame is deserved. I, for one, am happy that Assimilate isn’t going to be able to pull his Santy Claus act to lure children into his rapin’ wagon for a while.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 04:14:40 PM
Why are racists always so bad at being racist?

Is there a good way to be racist?

As in actually offend me. Because most of what I got on here has been too weak, cringe worthy instead of offensive, or both.
Good. You shouldn't be offended by anything unless someone is doing it in a very malicious way.

Bunch of babies in here. Everything is racism or bigotry.


Then REE members stop by here and somehow thinks this is a fucking hate site  ::)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 12, 2018, 04:17:10 PM
all this beard-shaming in this thread

 :'(

Ya, I didn't realize the Bore was so prejudiced. 
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 04:18:03 PM
Coming to an Assy post near you: "Well how come only black people can say it??"
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 04:19:40 PM
all this beard-shaming in this thread

 :'(

:ufup

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I got lazy and haven't shaved but I'm deciding to keep it and see what I can do with it. Normally I just let it go wild for a month but I'm gonna try trimming this time. :)
[close]
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: agrajag on August 12, 2018, 04:20:33 PM
so you're saying you're a hipster now?  8)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2018, 04:29:29 PM
You already have long, luscious locks Andy-kun, add to it.

(https://i.imgur.com/x3OBvvJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2018, 04:54:14 PM
so you're saying you're a hipster now?  8)

I still hate IPAs. :maf
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 12, 2018, 05:00:05 PM
I still rock my beard because I hate my fat face
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 12, 2018, 05:02:14 PM
I still rock my beard because I hate my fat face
You still look like a soft soy boy though. You can't hide that with a beard.

Coming to an Assy post near you: "Well how come only black people can say it??"
Why can't you say it in song form? or at a concert?

What that dumb cunt kendrick lamar did to that fat girl. That was ludicrous.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 12, 2018, 10:09:13 PM
You’re a sad shit who’s going to die alone
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 13, 2018, 12:23:41 AM
You know, you're not wrong on that BrandNew.I have a friend that is like an older version of Assy. Dude's been divorced 3 times. His kids wont talk to him. All his friends are already dead with the exception of maybe 2 or 3 more than me. I keep him because I see there's good in him under all that shit. But he knows he'll die alone. He knows while he gets hook ups none of these women will hang around for long. He knows that his funeral will be likely me and and those 2 or 3 others and no one else. It's damned sad, one of the saddest things I've seen. I'm glad that I've got a great wife and my kids like me and I have friends and family. I might not be "bad ass" or as "alpha" but I'll not die alone and forgotten. But Assy and this guy will.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2018, 12:30:22 AM
Dying alone and forgotten. :aah
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: brawndolicious on August 13, 2018, 12:47:04 AM
I'll grow a beard when I feel like not giving a fuck but it's more for personal amusement. Normally I just have perma-stubble since I can only go 12 hours clean shaven and to be fair, every man looks worse if they go either clean shaven or bushy bearded.

As a person who hates all gender roles, I'm entirely okay with having somebody wax my eyebrows but I would never, ever pay to have my lower face hair removed. It's just too pointless.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 12:53:04 AM
You know, you're not wrong on that BrandNew.I have a friend that is like an older version of Assy. Dude's been divorced 3 times. His kids wont talk to him. All his friends are already dead with the exception of maybe 2 or 3 more than me. I keep him because I see there's good in him under all that shit. But he knows he'll die alone. He knows while he gets hook ups none of these women will hang around for long. He knows that his funeral will be likely me and and those 2 or 3 others and no one else. It's damned sad, one of the saddest things I've seen. I'm glad that I've got a great wife and my kids like me and I have friends and family. I might not be "bad ass" or as "alpha" but I'll not die alone and forgotten. But Assy and this guy will.
Everyone dies alone dumbass.

My dad had friends and family all over the world, was loved by many and the fucker died in the middle of a park by himself from a massive heart attack which i'm pretty sure was unexpected and not fun. Or you think you're going to go out like Steve Jobs surrounded by family while millions more mourn your passing?

Chances are your children haven't hit puberty yet and started hating your fucking guts because children are little fuckers like that. Oh, and every man i've ever heard say "i have a great wife" was always cheated on. Don't worry though it will all come.


As a person who hates all gender roles, I'm entirely okay with having somebody wax my eyebrows but I would never, ever pay to have my lower face hair removed. It's just too pointless.


 :what
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2018, 12:33:37 PM
I mean there's a chance we'll all die together in nuclear hellfire anyways.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 13, 2018, 02:14:02 PM
about two and a half fingers

We both know that darkened balloon knot can take more than two bb 🎈
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 05:56:01 PM
about two and a half fingers

We both know that darkened balloon knot can take more than two bb 🎈
i didn't understand
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2018, 08:27:52 PM
Have Bz and Assimilate ever interacted on here? I have a theory...
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 13, 2018, 08:32:21 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2018, 08:43:17 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: agrajag on August 13, 2018, 08:58:05 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: team filler on August 13, 2018, 09:29:44 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::)  :banplz
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2018, 10:38:29 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::)  :banplz

Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: team filler on August 13, 2018, 10:54:26 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::)  :banplz

Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
I love you too cigarillo
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2018, 11:01:00 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::)  :banplz

Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
I love you too cigarillo

You let our daddy Etiolate down by settling for this Assimilate bitch.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: team filler on August 13, 2018, 11:04:12 PM
etiolate was only the messenger, let us focus on the message in his absence  :rejoice
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: TVC15 on August 13, 2018, 11:12:56 PM
etiolate was only the messenger, let us focus on the message in his absence  :rejoice

I think you may have mistaken the message for the packaging peanuts.
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Kara on August 13, 2018, 11:19:12 PM
etiolate was only the messenger, let us focus on the message in his absence  :rejoice

(https://i.imgur.com/ztRgXcN.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy fuck this barber fucked my beard up
Post by: Assimilate on August 13, 2018, 11:50:06 PM
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh

Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::)  :banplz

Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
I love you too cigarillo

You let our daddy Etiolate down by settling for this Assimilate bitch.


 :dice