I absolutely need to see picseverything looks right it's just that you know the space some people can't grow hair? right under both sides of the lip, with the middle part with that patch.... well i grow hair on all that, i wanted just a clean up right under the lip that's it you know? so you can actually see the edge of where the beard meets the lips.....
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf
I wear mine too (https://i.imgur.com/5m4EMRE.jpg)Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf
Some of us wear our beards instead of marrying them.
nudemacusers annihilatedFacial hair in 2018 :neogaf
Some of us wear our beards instead of marrying them.
First. But without the narly mustache (he fucking chopped almost all of it off so it looks real mexicano) and the rest of the beard is there. it's so bad.now i just look stupid with this oddly shaped middle part above my chin.lol. does it look more like this
(https://www.baldingbeards.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Hugh-Jackman-anchor-beard.jpg)
or this
(https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-pdb/877347/fb3e97c2-8727-4822-993a-1988f0f2490a/orig)
Were you asleep while he was styling it or something? Surely you must've noticed what he was doing.So let me explain. The goal was to clean up a little bit under the lip since i do grow hair fully around that area below. it's nice to take a buzzer and just lighten up the spot.
I settle for the guy that has a beard since hey he has a beard right?You probably should have assumed that someone else did his beard just like you wanted someone else to do yours.
Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf
Most barbers do their own though.I settle for the guy that has a beard since hey he has a beard right?You probably should have assumed that someone else did his beard just like you wanted someone else to do yours.
I had no idea having a barber trim your beard was a thing otuside of 80s movies.What? It's been part of every new barbers curriculum in the last 10 years. Where do you live?
The beard is coming off after the 15lb i'm losing because that's the weight i was at when i started growing the beard. It's been a while. I don't want that total shock after 5+ years of a solid heavy beard to hit me so hard.Facial hair in 2018 :neogaf
Beards are for ugly people, im confident of this statement
I was planning on posting my fantasy of what I wish happened.would've been funnier than whatever the fuck TVC went on to write. too bad.
Assimilate saying "Just take a bit off the top" Followed by a picture of an ISIS beheading.
You ruined it TVC. :(
Assimilate, what did your mom do to you? Did she touch your butthole at an inappropriate age or something? I’m just trying to wrap my head around your derangements.tvc, bb, i'm here for you if you need me. you don't need to take that last swig. i promise.
I imagine she must have been at least incredibly stupid to produce such dull progeny.
Assimilate, what did your mom do to you? Did she touch your butthole at an inappropriate age or something? I’m just trying to wrap my head around your derangements.tvc, bb, i'm here for you if you need me. you don't need to take that last swig. i promise.
I imagine she must have been at least incredibly stupid to produce such dull progeny.
Good.
I was planning on posting my fantasy of what I wish happened.
Assimilate saying "Just take a bit off the top" Followed by a picture of an ISIS beheading.
You ruined it TVC. :(
:thinkingwhich parts would that be?
Beards are more of an insufferable-late-twentysomething-IPA-sipping hipster-type thing around these parts.
Any thick beard is a hipster beard dude; it doesn't have to be super long.yeah i'd never be mistaken for a hipster
It just has to be on a hipster.
No dude you just look like a mohammed blow myself up kind of guy ;):thinking
Beards are more of an insufferable-late-twentysomething-IPA-sipping hipster-type thing around these parts.
Like me.
No dude you just look like a mohammed blow myself up kind of guy ;)
Why are racists always so bad at being racist?
Why are racists always so bad at being racist?
Assimilate is one of those guys who awkwardly says "Hey brother" to black people when he meets them.
all this beard-shaming in this thread
:'(
Good. You shouldn't be offended by anything unless someone is doing it in a very malicious way.Why are racists always so bad at being racist?
Is there a good way to be racist?
As in actually offend me. Because most of what I got on here has been too weak, cringe worthy instead of offensive, or both.
all this beard-shaming in this thread
:'(
all this beard-shaming in this thread
:'(
so you're saying you're a hipster now? 8)
I still rock my beard because I hate my fat faceYou still look like a soft soy boy though. You can't hide that with a beard.
Coming to an Assy post near you: "Well how come only black people can say it??"Why can't you say it in song form? or at a concert?
You know, you're not wrong on that BrandNew.I have a friend that is like an older version of Assy. Dude's been divorced 3 times. His kids wont talk to him. All his friends are already dead with the exception of maybe 2 or 3 more than me. I keep him because I see there's good in him under all that shit. But he knows he'll die alone. He knows while he gets hook ups none of these women will hang around for long. He knows that his funeral will be likely me and and those 2 or 3 others and no one else. It's damned sad, one of the saddest things I've seen. I'm glad that I've got a great wife and my kids like me and I have friends and family. I might not be "bad ass" or as "alpha" but I'll not die alone and forgotten. But Assy and this guy will.Everyone dies alone dumbass.
As a person who hates all gender roles, I'm entirely okay with having somebody wax my eyebrows but I would never, ever pay to have my lower face hair removed. It's just too pointless.
about two and a half fingers
i didn't understandabout two and a half fingers
We both know that darkened balloon knot can take more than two bb 🎈
That Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
::) :banplzThat Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
::) :banplzThat Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
I love you too cigarillo::) :banplzThat Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
I love you too cigarillo::) :banplzThat Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
etiolate was only the messenger, let us focus on the message in his absence :rejoice
etiolate was only the messenger, let us focus on the message in his absence :rejoice
I love you too cigarillo::) :banplzThat Assy is filler's troll account and that's why he always likes his posts as a rule? :ohhh
Filler isn’t capable of such a clever idea. He’s just a sad toadie without a personality that latches onto whomever he thinks will prevent him from being made a punk bitch in the equivalent of the Bore prison showers. In some ways he’s even worse than Assimilate, but we need to keep him around because pieces of dog shit come in handy when prancing bitches once in a while. For example, Assimilate looks like even more of a tool when he has filler’s lamprey-like ass endorsing his every post.
Such a timid breeze of a character. I’d have to remind your mom who you were.
You let our daddy Etiolate down by settling for this Assimilate bitch.