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Title: Which is better: constipation or diarrhea
Post by: TVC15 on January 29, 2007, 02:21:52 AM

Answer fatties, or I will pull down your sweat pants and spank you with moon rocks.

Title: Re: Which is better: constipation or diarrhea
Post by: bagofeyes on January 29, 2007, 02:23:31 AM

I kinda like diarrhea. It cleans out your body.

Title: Re: Which is better: constipation or diarrhea
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 29, 2007, 02:25:03 AM

Quote from: bagofeyes on January 29, 2007, 02:23:31 AM

I kinda like diarrhea. It cleans out your body.

Makes a mess of everything else.

Title: Re: Which is better: constipation or diarrhea
Post by: xnikki118x on January 29, 2007, 02:27:53 AM

Quote from: malek4980 on January 29, 2007, 02:25:03 AM

Quote from: bagofeyes on January 29, 2007, 02:23:31 AM

I kinda like diarrhea. It cleans out your body.

Makes a mess of everything else.

I know right? I wanna say constipation is better for that reason, but I think diarrhea is less painful.

Maybe I just shouldn't answer, since I'm not a fattie. Hahaha.

Title: Re: Which is better: constipation or diarrhea
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 29, 2007, 02:28:39 AM

Diarrhea sucks because it feels like constipation with fiery asscrackers. There's nothing worse than taking a shit and having it just fall out your ass like the contents of a Big Gulps cup from 7/11 rapidly hitting the ground. To make matters worse you then try to wipe and to your horror you realize the shit went right through the paper and tainted your right hand. At that point you're sitting in a stinky hell hole with fire in your ass and shit on your hand.

In conclusion, diarrhea is much worse than constipation or Guild Wars