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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:47:45 PM

Title: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:47:45 PM
your not deaf from the measles because your parents vaccinated you

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/15/health/us-measles-cases-cdc/index.html

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More than 100 cases of measles have been diagnosed this year in 21 states and the District of Columbia, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Wednesday.

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Most of the people who got measles had not been vaccinated

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Unvaccinated infants are especially vulnerable to complications of measles, so they are best protected by herd immunity, the CDC advises. Herd immunity is achieved when at least 95% of the total population of a country gets the recommended two doses of vaccine.
Measles is one of the leading causes of death for children, according to the World Health Organization, which estimates that 450 die each day worldwide due to the illness.
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:48:22 PM
I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.

Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:50:38 PM
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CDC believes that measles comes in from countries where Americans frequently travel, such as England, France, Germany...

WOW Europeans lose again

build the wall. keep kosma out
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Kara on August 16, 2018, 05:33:46 PM
Should I accept the fact that my genes might not be peak specimens and my child could have a developmental disorder as a result?

No, it is the vaccinations' fault.
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 16, 2018, 06:43:44 PM
Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:48:22 PM
I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.
What about the other 5?
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 16, 2018, 06:46:21 PM
On the plus side, I wouldnt have learned about herd immunity if not for the carelessness of shitty parents
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 16, 2018, 07:01:59 PM
To be fair, the MMR shot hurt ril bad
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Kara on August 16, 2018, 08:45:28 PM
http://twitter.com/turing_police/status/1030245441609187329
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2018, 10:12:10 PM
https://twitter.com/cockydooody/status/1030248231500840962

:rofl
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 17, 2018, 02:20:07 AM
Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:50:38 PM
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CDC believes that measles comes in from countries where Americans frequently travel, such as England, France, Germany...

WOW Europeans lose again

build the wall. keep kosma out

Youd be lucky just to catch measels if Kosma cums
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2018, 02:32:24 AM
Quote from: Huff on August 16, 2018, 03:48:22 PM
I heard nudemac didn't vaccinate his 8 children.
I vaccinate the one I allow outside. Herd immunity.  :wow
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2018, 09:42:24 AM
Let them get measles. :trumps
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Brehvolution on August 17, 2018, 09:48:55 AM
Also, fuck lice with the power of a thousand wolves. Kids don't just get lice. They get it from other untreated kids whose parents are oblivious to the fact that little Johnny is itching his head every 10 seconds. Luckily, teachers can spot this shit a mile away and separate the vermin before he infects the entire class.
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: bork on August 17, 2018, 10:55:24 AM
Shouldn't an 80s/90s kid know the difference between "your" and "you're" by now?  :thinking

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Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Huff on August 17, 2018, 11:42:47 AM
Look at the way nazi Bork distracts one from the issues at hand

He probably is a big anti sciencer
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: Huff on August 17, 2018, 11:43:16 AM
Seen any dinosaurs recently Bork
Title: Re: You know your an 80s/90s kid when
Post by: bork on August 18, 2018, 10:46:01 PM
 :ohyou