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Title: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 18, 2018, 02:45:22 AM: I can def stay 30 minutes, no quick 2 min shits for me.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: VomKriege on October 18, 2018, 02:52:51 AM: Depends on the shit.
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Post by: Trent Dole on October 18, 2018, 03:14:42 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU6GuKegDXw
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Beezy on October 18, 2018, 03:24:22 AM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 18, 2018, 02:45:22 AM
I can def stay 30 minutes, no quick 2 min shits for me.
That sounds unhealthy.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Momo on October 18, 2018, 03:32:13 AM: thirty three point three three seconds
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Post by: benjipwns on October 18, 2018, 03:59:44 AM: until every pertinent bore thread and discussion is replied to in full
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Post by: Bore Expert on October 18, 2018, 04:24:03 AM: Shit on the depends
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 18, 2018, 05:38:18 AM: Also, like Al Bundy, I announce my departure for the toilet as to not be disturbed
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 18, 2018, 11:08:06 AM: Depends if I remembered to bring my book or not.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 18, 2018, 11:10:13 AM: Ten minutes usually
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Post by: Great Rumbler on October 18, 2018, 11:11:18 AM: 5-10 minutes, gotta read a few pages of my book but I don't wanna stay there all day.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM: five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 11:15:53 AM: Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM
five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate
I'm glad that you have to put effort into my shits :doge
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: kingv on October 18, 2018, 11:54:32 AM: Lately I have been having double morning shits.

Like I shit, shower, eat breakfast, then shit again prior to going to work. Really massages the ol’ prostate.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 11:57:17 AM: Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 11:15:53 AM
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on October 18, 2018, 11:13:18 AM
five or so minutes if i'm pinching off an etoilet, fifteen to thirty if i've gotta drop an assimilate
I'm glad that you have to put effort into my shits :doge

Sounds like you are a giant turd.

💩
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: EightBitNate on October 18, 2018, 12:04:00 PM: Whenever I go to the bathroom at work I’m astonished at how fast some people can go. I’m in there for 20 minutes minimum but then you got people popping stuff out in 3-4 minutes and going about their day.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 18, 2018, 12:38:15 PM: If you usually take more than 5 minutes, you’re either doing it wrong or all fucked up.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Momo on October 18, 2018, 12:47:12 PM: three minutes fifty six seconds
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Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: EightBitNate on October 18, 2018, 12:52:18 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2018, 12:38:15 PM
If you usually take more than 5 minutes, you’re either doing it wrong or all fucked up.

Not all of us are rosebudding.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Rufus on October 18, 2018, 01:50:44 PM: More than 5 minutes means something's wrong, at least for me.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM: I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

:yeshrug
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Steve Contra on October 18, 2018, 02:43:19 PM: I'm a fast shitter. No more than 2 minutes for me.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

:yeshrug

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 05:00:40 PM: Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

:yeshrug

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.

wat
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 05:01:56 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 05:00:40 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 04:15:29 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 02:12:15 PM
I take fiber supplements so it's pretty much in and out for me. But I may linger a bit just because I like to read the Bore on the can.

:yeshrug

fiber supplements? those are brutal. why on earth would you take that?

I bet you smell like shit 24/7 from gas.

wat
Fiber pills usually always make you pass more gas than normal
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 05:04:30 PM: I don't take pills, I take metamusil and I only have gas when I eat dairy products.

:snob
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: curly on October 18, 2018, 05:17:32 PM: Taking a shit rn. What are the odds
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Post by: Steve Contra on October 18, 2018, 05:25:36 PM: Are you timing it?
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Post by: Assimilate on October 18, 2018, 05:30:04 PM: I can no longer take a shit without my phone. The worst is when I end up sitting there browsing and my legs fall asleep
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: curly on October 18, 2018, 05:33:46 PM: Quote from: Steve Contra on October 18, 2018, 05:25:36 PM
Are you timing it?

6 minutes

although surely the different times comes down to wiping/browsing on your phone? If you're actually pooping for the majority of the time then something's wrong
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: naff on October 18, 2018, 06:02:28 PM: recipe for hemorrhoids:

see OP
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM: Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: agrajag on October 18, 2018, 10:09:49 PM: Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM
Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

a man of refined taste

:playa
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: TVC15 on October 18, 2018, 11:06:08 PM: Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM
Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

Didn’t that stop publishing like a decade or more ago? What condition are these mags in?
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 11:37:24 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 18, 2018, 11:06:08 PM
Quote from: tiesto on October 18, 2018, 10:04:45 PM
Usually like 20 minutes, I'll read a bit of an old issue of EGM while I'm in there...

Didn’t that stop publishing like a decade or more ago? What condition are these mags in?

Yeah, the issues are like from 1992 - 1996. Bought a big lot of them a while back, all in mint or near-mint (maybe a few creased pages) condition
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 19, 2018, 12:27:22 AM: Dude I love reading old gaming mags, I used to have a huge collection from 1992-2001 and would just bust them out.

I threw most of them away as I simply dont have the space to keep crap, but kept some classics like the Mean Machines issuenwith Sonic 2
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Huff on October 19, 2018, 09:58:34 AM: Bunch of bad shitters in hur
Title: Re: How long do you stay on the toilet when taking a shit?
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2018, 10:03:35 AM: The worst shit I had was recently and it took 3 hours.

I woke up in the middle of the night with terrible stomach aches.
First it was hard chunks, then a massive turd, then it went soft, hard again and finally it went 'let it gooooooo'.
I had never seen such a big load of shit in my life and it hurt like hell pushing it all out.

Once I heard the church bells ringing I knew about 3 hours had passed.

Remember to drink enough fellas

:doge