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Title: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 03:26:29 PM: I have 7 MM tickets so far. :doge

Might get 3 more later after work. :doge

What would you all do with half a BILLION?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 03:37:18 PM: Listen, if you guys never hear from me again, it's because I'm filthy rich.

Who am I kidding, I'll be here to rub it in. :doge
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2018, 03:38:00 PM: I'd use the half billion to pay Great or Joe to keep all the lotto posts to one thread. Isn't gambling what old people did before video games? So boring.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 03:38:03 PM: Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 03:26:29 PM

What would you all do with half a BILLION?

https://youtu.be/btAbU1sPqIM
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 19, 2018, 03:38:16 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 03:39:04 PM: Lottery tickets are one of those class markers that's very pronounced that my parents never told me about and I learned about way too late in life.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 03:41:34 PM: Imo the government should just do a national lottery funded with tax money. Once a year or every six mo. a random person wins a million, tax free.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Himu on October 19, 2018, 03:42:03 PM: Quote from: Kara on October 19, 2018, 03:39:04 PM
Lottery tickets are one of those class markers that's very pronounced that my parents never told me about and I learned about way too late in life.

Uh expound?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 03:46:23 PM: How I learned about it or how it's a class marker?
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Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 04:12:38 PM: Bullshit, rich people buy lottery tickets.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 04:12:49 PM: I put $10 on it. If I hit it, I’ll share with my lotto bro, Atra, and buy rooms for everyone here for the next borecon. I hereby pledge.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 04:13:28 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 04:12:38 PM
Bullshit, rich people buy lottery tickets.

I remember a story one time the lotto was way high of NBA players dropping a couple thou on tickets each :usacry
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 04:24:16 PM: Rich white American people gamble (a lot), but they of course bring their weird tiers of propriety to that too.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2018, 04:40:33 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 19, 2018, 04:12:38 PM
Bullshit, rich people buy lottery tickets.

I remember a story one time the lotto was way high of NBA players dropping a couple thou on tickets each :usacry

TBF, NBA players are new money skanks.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 05:41:36 PM: I’m going to get high, meditate, and then pick whatever numbers come out of my subconscious mind for my last 3 tickets tonight. That’ll work. :doge
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 05:44:22 PM: Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 05:41:36 PM
I’m going to get high, meditate, and then pick whatever numbers come out of my subconscious mind for my last 3 tickets tonight. That’ll work. :doge

It will, bless up
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Tasty on October 19, 2018, 06:06:04 PM: Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 03:26:29 PM
What would you all do with half a BILLION?

Learn from Disney.

Get a Volvo and invest the money in a 20-year mutual fund. Don't go nuts and spend it on ridiculously shoddy and stupid ~~movies~~ things.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: toku on October 19, 2018, 06:09:58 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/QSQ7Kvq.jpg)

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Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Tasty on October 19, 2018, 06:16:23 PM: I reject the reality where that castle does anything but drive the surrounding prices higher.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 19, 2018, 06:18:59 PM: Move deeper in the woods, probably get into private aviation
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2018, 08:53:13 PM: Honest answer, I'd buy a really nice shop, like with all the bells and whistles. I'd also get into magic the gathering.
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Post by: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 08:56:35 PM: I sent money to my ex to buy me tickets :lol
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Post by: Kara on October 19, 2018, 09:12:21 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 19, 2018, 08:53:13 PM
I'd also get into magic the gathering.

It's only a billion dollars, Arvie.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2018, 09:19:25 PM: I know. I would probably only be able to afford 3 black lotuses like a pleb.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 20, 2018, 01:11:48 AM: Five picks zero numbers across the lot of them. :maf
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2018, 08:44:51 AM: Oh man, id start a Caligula sex club in international waters that featured furry S&M and cakefarts served on ivory platters
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 08:52:46 AM: 1500 dollar a day cocaine habit.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2018, 08:55:44 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2018, 08:52:46 AM
1500 dollar a day cocaine habit.

You'd be able to bump coke for 925 years @ 500mil $
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 20, 2018, 09:48:24 AM: wow nobody won. this is crazy.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 09:51:30 AM: Actually, first thing I’d do is spend about a million in hits on people. People I don’t like. People that were assholes in high school. People that I thought were dumber than me that became more successful than me. Lots of petty shit. Lots of people need to die.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2018, 09:56:36 AM: I'd build a real life version of the Golden Saucer from FF7.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 09:57:58 AM: And yes, if I had that much cash, I’d go full conservative (if I was staying legits).

I’d lobby to pass a federal law that anyone over the age of 26 or so that isn’t earning an income is no longer protected by the laws of the US, meaning it is legal to kill them, assault them, do what you will to them, use them as slaves. It would solve an enormous amount of problems.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:01:17 AM: I’d also lobby to enact mass expansion of the death penalty. I’ve spoke on this before. I basically think every crime aside from minor traffic violations should be punished with executions. It’s the only way to make the death penalty an actual effective deterrent to criminal acts. It would also be carried out immediately in most cases.

Solves way more problems than it creates. Lower crime. No prisons of any sort necessary. Improves the quality of members of society.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:02:27 AM: And lying to me about Anne Heche’s butthole being visible in a film would be a crime. So many of you would be dead.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:05:11 AM: Oh, also, financial five year plans. There would be social safety nets for people not making much money, but if people using them can’t improve their income after 5 years, they will either be conscripted to the military or executed if they refuse or cannot serve. college intellectual commies love 5 year plans and conscription, so it will be cool with them.

Religion would also be abolished. People found practicing anything other than state-sponsored Thelema would be executed.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:07:24 AM: Oh, and inspired by Camille Paglia, who would be my Vice Emperor of The US, anyone found by the state to be believing in any sort of cogent, definable ideology would be executed.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:08:01 AM: I can use some of that cocaine now.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:15:40 AM: And if I wasn’t staying legits, I’d start some sort of criminal enterprising, probably human trafficking. I’ve discussed this at length with some of you privately. I’ve already planned things out in some detail. The people on top of the human trafficking organizations rarely get caught.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 10:18:49 AM: Things that I could finally do with that much money:
-Not be dependent on having a wagecuck job
-Start a grow op with CatsCatsCats
-Build my end of the world bunker/fortress up in Alaska
-Dedicate my life to my personal art
-Travel the world to my heart’s content
-Sleep with high end prostitues
-Go to concerts wherever & whenever

:doge
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:21:02 AM: Quote from: Stro on October 20, 2018, 10:18:05 AM
Things I'd do:

Buy Axl Rose's music vault

Buy authentic Geiger xenomorph statues (if such things exist)

Fund a new ANOES with Robert Englund

Get some proper health care for some family members

Invest a few hundred mil to make sure it lasts forever

Get the highest quality Russian Olympic tier PEDs at all times

Otherwise live life pretty much as is

Love you, boo, but I think he’s too old at this point :(
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 10:23:58 AM: Maybe I have real political ambitions. Two other things I’d do as Emperor:

1) One guaranteed four day weekend every month for everyone except people using government assistance. They’d only ever have one day weekends at most.
2) The South would be burned down and replaced with various drug-growing fields. Mainly opium. It’d really just be replacing opiate-filled people with actual opium.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: EightBitNate on October 20, 2018, 11:04:02 AM: I actually won. Neat.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 11:13:20 AM: Quote from: EightBitNate on October 20, 2018, 11:04:02 AM
I actually won. Neat.
How many numbers did you get?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Kara on October 20, 2018, 11:53:47 AM: You love handwringing about the evils of the French Revolution, you're already full conservative WM.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 12:25:40 PM: :doge
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 12:35:28 PM: Quote from: Kara on October 20, 2018, 11:53:47 AM
You love handwringing about the evils of the French Revolution, you're already full conservative WM.

I love the French Revolution. It put ours to shame.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2018, 12:42:34 PM: Starting at 1.6 now. What time to be alive
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: EightBitNate on October 20, 2018, 01:06:07 PM: Quote from: Atramental on October 20, 2018, 11:13:20 AM
Quote from: EightBitNate on October 20, 2018, 11:04:02 AM
I actually won. Neat.
How many numbers did you get?

All of em.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 20, 2018, 01:20:05 PM: Can I buy a ticket if Im not a us citizen?
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Post by: MMaRsu on October 20, 2018, 01:25:17 PM: Gimme some money if you win man, im poor af
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 20, 2018, 01:33:44 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on October 20, 2018, 01:20:05 PM
Can I buy a ticket if Im not a us citizen?

Technically, yes. But you’d have to be here. In the past when we’ve done pools I’ve bought for foreigners.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Maiden Voyage on October 20, 2018, 02:09:15 PM: I forgot to buy a ticket for the last one. Maybe I will remember this time.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 20, 2018, 02:56:23 PM: We got a ticket when we were out doing grocery shopping!

R.I.P. $2
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Nabbis on October 20, 2018, 04:33:18 PM: I would love to see if Huelen would build a Sonicworld. :doge
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Tasty on October 20, 2018, 04:50:54 PM: Quote from: Nabbis on October 20, 2018, 04:33:18 PM
I would love to see if Huelen would build a Sonicworld. :doge

Furryworld :rejoice
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 20, 2018, 05:48:31 PM: Can I pay for that to not happen?
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: agrajag on October 20, 2018, 05:50:16 PM: Quote from: bork on October 20, 2018, 05:48:31 PM
Can I pay for that to not happen?
:kobeyuck

Pay me and I will 100% prevent it from happening.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2018, 06:09:41 PM: I’d probably keep a few furries in my royal court to seal and future proof the deal on having the most legendarily debauched orgies in history. I want that crown.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 20, 2018, 06:24:01 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUuC_-VGBtE
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 20, 2018, 06:45:16 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 20, 2018, 05:50:16 PM
Quote from: bork on October 20, 2018, 05:48:31 PM
Can I pay for that to not happen?
:kobeyuck

Pay me and I will 100% prevent it from happening.

OK, but tying it all together, to get the money, you will need to enter the execution gauntlet game show and run through a prison filled with insane furries and Arnold Schwarzenegger before you can battle the royal prison king, TVC, in a battle to the death.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 21, 2018, 02:44:38 AM: I'd easily turn into a recluse in a mansion in some remote place in England or somewhere cold. I'd have a few wives of various qualities giving me whatever I want when I want. I think 5 is a good number to have.

I'd have a ton of dogs to.

That's about it.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 04:42:12 PM: Who’s playin tonight, dreamers?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Trent Dole on October 23, 2018, 05:32:10 PM: 1.6 bil now huh? I did five last time and got shit. :gloomy
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 06:02:20 PM: throwing in $10 this time. I had a bunch of bitches pick these numbers for me since I have had no luck previously
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 06:12:50 PM: Statistically 70% of winners are quick picks (randomly generated) also I thought u were in Brazil?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 06:18:28 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 06:12:50 PM
Statistically 70% of winners are quick picks (randomly generated) also I thought u were in Brazil?
bitch all my friends and family are in the states.

I threw my bro $10 bucks with an agreement that he wins on my numbers we split it
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 06:19:17 PM: Okay makes sense, bitch
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Post by: Maiden Voyage on October 23, 2018, 06:56:51 PM: Wife got a ticket
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Post by: Mupepe on October 23, 2018, 07:10:02 PM: Three in 20 bucks on Saturday. Fuck it.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM: I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Maiden Voyage on October 23, 2018, 09:09:43 PM: Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

I won't. But I will hire someone that will give you AIDS.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 10:02:46 PM: Quote from: Maiden Voyage on October 23, 2018, 09:09:43 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

I won't. But I will hire someone that will give you AIDS.

so, you're saying you'll get TVC back? :omg
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 10:05:54 PM: Quote from: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 09:01:22 PM
Quote from: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 07:13:35 PM
I got $20 on it for tonight, because imagining being able to quit without personal consequence keeps me from doing so and suffering personal consequence
if I win I'll give you a cool 1 mill. if you win you do the same?

Deal.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 23, 2018, 11:03:01 PM: HOLY SHIT I WON

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Absolutely nothing
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Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 23, 2018, 11:07:37 PM: CONGRATS ON YOUR LOSS
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Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 05:40:20 AM: Someone in my state won. Just not me. :(
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Post by: El Babua on October 24, 2018, 05:42:27 AM: lol pwned
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Post by: Assimilate on October 24, 2018, 06:19:20 AM: I'm not even going to be bother reading about this but if one person won all this I swear... motherfuckerrrr
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 01:22:13 PM: The winning ticket was sold walking distance from my house. :stahp
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 01:31:44 PM: https://www.wyff4.com/article/shaking-right-now-goosebumps-store-owner-reacts-to-selling-winning-lottery-ticket/24172790
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 24, 2018, 01:33:12 PM: Nice guy, spreading it around to his coworkers.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 24, 2018, 01:34:01 PM: A lesson in the benefits of walking more.
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Post by: agrajag on October 24, 2018, 01:48:33 PM: I won $6
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 24, 2018, 01:50:04 PM: The winner doesn't have to reveal his/her name in SC, right? Lucky.

If I ever won some kind of huge amount of cash in the lottery, I think I'd probably want to lawyer up first and see if I could either get them to not reveal my name for safety reasons (or list an alias) or have the lawyer accept it on my behalf. Saw a news article where this happened and the lawyer helped the winner to get situated and kept his identity from getting out. Nine years later the firm still gets people trying to find out the winner's identity to pester him for money. :-\
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: Atramental on October 24, 2018, 02:09:29 PM: Yep. You can be completely anonymous.

One of the few things in this state that makes sense.
Title: Re: Mega Millions $1BILLION!
Post by: bork on October 24, 2018, 02:36:57 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 24, 2018, 01:48:33 PM
I won $6

Enough to buy off everyone on this forum six times over!