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Title: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 01:47:22 AM
So I'm travelling today and I'm stuck in the Phoenix airport (One of the worst, if not THE worst airport in the US)

When I travel I don't like people talking to me unless I want to talk to them. So I have a tradition of wearing Mario t-shirts along with my business slacks and shoes. The thinking is that if you see a guy in a mario shirt and business clothes you just leave that dude alone. And it's worked on the dozens of flights I've taken since I've started.

So I go to the bathroom in the PHX airport and there's hardly anyone here, it's the small terminal and waiting for the red eye so there's not many people. I'm there washing my hands when a blonde surfer type looking dude starts washing his hands next to me and starts complimenting me on the shirt. You guys know I won't let a chance for a conversation pass if started (it takes guts to start a conversation so the least I can do is make light talk) and so we chit chat a bit and he says "The shirt is really fun. You must be a fun kind of guy." I was like "Sure, pointbreak" and then draws close and smiles and said, "You wanna have some fun while we wait for our planes? There's hardly anyone around"

I was a bit flabbergasted. I said, "Thanks, I'm flattered but I'll pass....long day of travel and I not only have to catch a red eye, but I have to go directly to work from the airport. So thanks, but no thanks."

Pointbreak was cool enough, said, "too bad" and that was it. I hope that somewhere in heaven TVC is looking down and giving a thumbs up. 
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2018, 01:51:00 AM
His name was Bodhi. ::)
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 01:51:54 AM
His name was Bodhi. ::)
If it was bodhi I wouldn't have turned him down.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 02:00:36 AM
Are you sure it wasn’t drugs? I would have assumed drugs lol
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 02:13:25 AM
Are you sure it wasn’t drugs? I would have assumed drugs lol
He brought drugs to an airport? that's the worst place to do that.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 23, 2018, 02:15:16 AM
I blame the drugs
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Marine Todd on October 23, 2018, 02:19:32 AM
fun guy

I think he just wanted to play mario party

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/0/01/Toad_NSMBW.png/revision/latest?cb=20120110143846&path-prefix=en)
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 02:26:44 AM
Are you sure it wasn’t drugs? I would have assumed drugs lol
He brought drugs to an airport? that's the worst place to do that.
Yeah most other places I'd think drugs too
 But dude an airport? That's so dumb.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 02:58:08 AM
The first time it ever happened to me was in a Barnes & Noble bathroom. Also, this was when I was still a student at BJU.  :doge
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: agrajag on October 23, 2018, 03:55:07 AM
Ok fess up, which Borean was this?
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: kingv on October 23, 2018, 08:29:38 AM
How come I don’t get propositioned for gay sex?

Unfair
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 09:28:05 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 09:29:02 AM
I think the weirdest place I ever got propositioned for gay sex was a McDonald's drive-thru.

Someone ordering the McGangbang isn't propositioning breh
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Atramental on October 23, 2018, 09:30:30 AM
How come I don’t get propositioned for gay sex?

Unfair
You want it too badly.

That's why you'll never get it.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just like a lot of other things in life... :fbm
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Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 09:32:59 AM
How come I don’t get propositioned for gay sex?

Unfair

You have to be Looking™.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: agrajag on October 23, 2018, 09:43:38 AM
How come I don’t get propositioned for gay sex?

Unfair
You want it too badly.

That's why you'll never get it.  :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just like a lot of other things in life... :fbm
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like Dufus and likes
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 09:48:05 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Raist on October 23, 2018, 10:04:10 AM
To be honest, I'm still disappointed.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 10:10:11 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2018, 10:20:33 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(

I would have thought the MLP tshirt would a least get you some fursuit action.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Raist on October 23, 2018, 10:29:53 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(

 :drudge :jared :drudge
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Tasty on October 23, 2018, 10:31:33 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(

 :drudge :jared :drudge

I only cruise the stall next door if the feet can touch the ground. :heyman
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 23, 2018, 11:19:59 AM
So I'm travelling today and I'm stuck in the Phoenix airport (One of the worst, if not THE worst airport in the US)

When I travel I don't like people talking to me unless I want to talk to them. So I have a tradition of wearing Mario t-shirts along with my business slacks and shoes.

Well, SORRY if he just legitimately thought you were virtue signalling and got hot AF
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2018, 11:24:40 AM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(

 :drudge :jared :drudge

I only cruise the stall next door if the feet can touch the ground. :heyman

"If the feet touch the ground, you're good to pound."
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Brehvolution on October 23, 2018, 11:58:43 AM
The real reason:
(https://i.imgur.com/j2qVfoO.jpg)
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: kingv on October 23, 2018, 01:27:11 PM
I've spent over 200 hours trying to get this achievement and no dice. :(

The randomization system completely fucks this over IMO.
Have you tried wearing a Mario shirt?

Yes, along with many other children's entertainment characters. :(

 :drudge :jared :drudge

I only cruise the stall next door if the feet can touch the ground. :heyman

"If the feet touch the ground, you're good to pound."

Y’all out her making it hard for short guys. I see you.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Steve Contra on October 23, 2018, 01:58:04 PM
Sorry sweety, no achievements for just being propositioned. Light mouth stuff or at the very least an especially vigorous handy are required.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Kara on October 23, 2018, 02:03:59 PM
BTW I like how we all took it at face value when Ron said he dresses like a guy who punches children in order to get the hottest Amiibo because it keeps people away, as if a good permanent scowl or a face Swastika tattoo wouldn't do the same thing better.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: kingv on October 23, 2018, 02:58:07 PM
https://twitter.com/videogamedeals/status/1054807333396713472


Some good buys for dick hunters.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Assimilate on October 23, 2018, 04:08:59 PM
The first time it ever happened to me was in a Barnes & Noble bathroom. Also, this was when I was still a student at BJU.  :doge

So random dudes want to stick it in your bum but women only want to stick you in the friend zone?


 :dunno
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Raist on October 23, 2018, 04:13:57 PM
The first time it ever happened to me was in a Barnes & Noble bathroom. Also, this was when I was still a student at BJU.  :doge

What exactly were you expecting from enrolling at BlowJob University?
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 23, 2018, 07:01:30 PM
No. Puppy, what happened to you was sexual harassment. He sexually harassed you.

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honk honk
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Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: thisismyusername on October 23, 2018, 08:24:37 PM
No. Puppy, what happened to you was sexual harassment. He sexually harassed you.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
honk honk
[close]

:dead
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 23, 2018, 09:01:39 PM
BTW I like how we all took it at face value when Ron said he dresses like a guy who punches children in order to get the hottest Amiibo because it keeps people away, as if a good permanent scowl or a face Swastika tattoo wouldn't do the same thing better.
You have your face swastika, I have my mario shirts. To each their own :trumps
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2018, 05:26:48 PM
Ok fess up, which Borean was this?

**raises hand**
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Raist on November 12, 2018, 06:40:26 PM
Damnit, thought Puppy bumped into the guy again but went for it this time.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Transhuman on November 12, 2018, 07:14:12 PM
In an airport right now. What are the signals I should avoid doing to NOT be propositioned for gay sloppy public restroom sex. Don't want to accidentally give some hot cool young dude the green light.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 12, 2018, 07:15:30 PM
I got propositioned in the bathroom as a teenager but I didn't know what it meant at the time, when someone reaches into your stall and steps on your foot.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 12, 2018, 08:32:39 PM
Ok fess up, which Borean was this?

**raises hand**
:phil
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: kingv on November 13, 2018, 08:23:37 AM
In an airport right now. What are the signals I should avoid doing to NOT be propositioned for gay sloppy public restroom sex. Don't want to accidentally give some hot cool young dude the green light.

I’m literally shaking rn.
Be safe.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 13, 2018, 02:55:00 PM
I got propositioned in the bathroom as a teenager but I didn't know what it meant at the time, when someone reaches into your stall and steps on your foot.

So that's how you ended up here.

 :-*
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 13, 2018, 04:28:40 PM
I got propositioned in the bathroom as a teenager but I didn't know what it meant at the time, when someone reaches into your stall and steps on your foot.

So that's how you ended up here.

And that man's name? Benji.
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2018, 04:29:57 PM
I got propositioned in the bathroom as a teenager but I didn't know what it meant at the time, when someone reaches into your stall and steps on your foot.

So that's how you ended up here.

And that man's name? Benji.
:dead
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2018, 07:09:41 PM
In cat form, yes.

(https://i.imgur.com/x5kEQxA.png)
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: MMaRsu on November 14, 2018, 05:05:06 PM
well thats pretty gay
Title: Re: Achievement unlocked: Propositioned for Gay sex in a seedy airport restroom
Post by: MMaRsu on November 14, 2018, 05:05:24 PM
Wait, benji is a man?

No Benji is a god