THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mandark on October 30, 2018, 05:14:32 PM

Title: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Mandark on October 30, 2018, 05:14:32 PM

It's betting time.

Let's hash out the details.

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: MMaRsu on October 30, 2018, 05:38:04 PM

Ok well send me the money first tho

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 06:04:07 PM

Well this is boring. I wager that turn out will be no more than 8% higher than 2014, how’s that?

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: Mandark on October 30, 2018, 06:46:01 PM

Percent or percentage points? I'd take the other side of the first one but not the second.

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2018, 07:12:27 PM

It’s no fun if you make me pin down my ambiguous statements

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: Mandark on October 30, 2018, 07:23:30 PM

Making a dumb internet bet followed by endless petty bickering about the conditions after the fact, with nobody ever paying up, would be the most on-brand way to do a politics thread wager.

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2018, 10:10:24 PM

i will cover nintex's side of the bet if he writes me 2,000 words about assy's torrid blue-collared encounter with a gay socialist truck driver at a rundown brasilia rest stop. bonus points if the sexxxy dialogue is in some rough portuguese patois, and there's a saucy paternalistic and authoritarian metaphor ("call me papai") throughout.

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: Assimilate on October 30, 2018, 11:58:33 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on October 30, 2018, 10:10:24 PM

i will cover mmrasu's side of the bet if he writes me 2,000 words about assy's torrid blue-collared encounter with a gay socialist truck driver at a rundown brasilia rest stop. bonus points if the sexxxy dialogue is in some rough portuguese patois, and there's a saucy paternalistic and authoritarian metaphor ("call me papai") throughout.

 :mindblown

Title: Re: Hey Dutch boy
Post by: benjipwns on October 31, 2018, 12:28:14 AM

I'll do number of Senate seats the GOP picks up. Can I get back to you in about a week?

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Mandark on November 01, 2018, 02:57:20 PM

I see you, horsefucker.

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Nintex on November 01, 2018, 03:40:56 PM

I just bought a car so money is a bit tight at the moment.

Other than that the boomers will win and the internet will be flooded with: "Why didn't the millenials vote!!!" op-eds.

Look into your heart, you know this to be true.

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Mandark on November 01, 2018, 03:46:28 PM

[aristocratic movie villain voice] Oh, I think you'll find the stakes of this wager quite more... interesting than money.

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Mandark on November 01, 2018, 03:46:49 PM

But f'real, let's call it a two year ban from both political threads and start haggling about the over/under.

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Nintex on November 01, 2018, 03:49:17 PM

Why would I possibly want to make that bet. I like your posts.

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Mandark on November 01, 2018, 03:56:49 PM

no you don't

now give me a number

Title: Re: AYYYYYYYY NINTEX
Post by: Rufus on November 01, 2018, 03:57:01 PM

Name your champion, Mandark. :dead