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Title: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 28, 2018, 02:08:02 PM
The winner’s obv nar0lf, but I am interested in how 2-5 shake out, and we’ve had such a long illustrious history of 40 watt club members that words deserve to be spent on each one.

Willco - not actually sure if this one qualifies since this was before my time but every time he’s brought up everyone seems to fuckin hate him, so, here ya go.

hungrynoob - this one’s special because you could plot the descent into madness in real time. Legit thinks the Donald is going to save civilization through a culling of the deep state. Or maybe Q is? Idk, but interested parties can read the manifesto and decide for themselves.

nar0lf - I’m ambivalent as to putting him on here because I’m pretty sure you need to be a person in order to be an idiot, and I’ve always thought of him more as a force of nature than anything. If he was born in a different, more credulous time, he’d be consulted for oracular advice and harvest forecasts.

Squiddy - prob the dumbest one on this list. also the fastest to go from zero to lepered that I can remember. Also the first that I had an indirect role in lepering? :leon one for the rafters no doubt

Raperman - I get this guy mixed up with methodis. He’s really unpleasant, that’s as much as I’ve gleaned.

Methodis - the only one who can cause a stink despite being lepered. Comes around once in a while like a relative you only see once every other holiday season just to projectile vomit on as many people as possible.

Assimilate - became less transparent there towards the end where he started to get serious about standing for something. He never did, other than chasing snatch and lifting weights, but it would’ve been interesting seeing how his sandbag operation would’ve evolved hadn’t the dogmod terrorists liberators pulled the plug on it prematurely.

AIA - def the most affable and my vote for the least self aware of the bunch. He’s like the father you never wanted. He also makes way more money than you, which you know nothing about because you weren’t there and/or didn’t play.

Dufus - the only one who legit graduated out of village idiot status. he won hearts and minds, and there’s something to be said for that

Optimus - like if you took green shinobi’s interpersonal politics of contempt, ratcheted it up to where it can only express itself through opprobrium, and refracted it through a lionization of Working Class ValuesTM. Is this Mike Roweification of revolution good praxis? Idk comrade, but it is stupid.

Nintex - singular for two reasons: 1) his retardery is confined almost exclusively to one thread and 2) instead of creating antagonisms with other users as these guys are wont to do, it’s exactly his disengagement that his shtick consists in. This extends well beyond the failed election bet; he just lays shits on the doorstep of the politics thread, smiles satisfyingly, then fails to acknowledge anyone else’s response to him. And there’s SO MUCH shit.

Mupepe - the obligatory mupepe poll option, not an actual vote for mupepe as a village idiot

I heartily encourage those who’ve wasted more years on this forum to suggest names I’ve missed. That’s what recasts are for, I guess.

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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Kara on November 28, 2018, 02:12:16 PM
Flame of Callandor
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 28, 2018, 02:27:01 PM
Me, damn it
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2018, 02:57:06 PM
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Nintex - singular for two reasons: 1) his retardery is confined almost exclusively to one thread and 2) instead of creating antagonisms with other users as these guys are wont to do, it’s exactly his disengagement that his shtick consists in. This extends well beyond the failed election bet; he just lays shits on the doorstep of the politics thread, smiles satisfyingly, then fails to acknowledge anyone else’s response to him. And there’s SO MUCH shit.
:smug
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: toku on November 28, 2018, 03:07:17 PM
Me
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: MMaRsu on November 28, 2018, 03:08:36 PM
HA well at least it aint me  8)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: tiesto on November 28, 2018, 03:32:16 PM
Do you mean Dufus or Rufus? Afaik Rufus has always been a solid poster but Dufus/Ruzbeh redeemed himself over the last few years.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 28, 2018, 03:34:13 PM
I mean how many of this legion of doom can claim they got Jeff Gerstmann to call them out?
wait....what???

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Also by Rufus you mean Dufus, but I'm pretty sure this is a joke on mistaking them so I say well played.
:dead no it is not. I knew he got his name changed, just couldn’t remember from what. Sorry Rufus!
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2018, 03:39:58 PM
I mean how many of this legion of doom can claim they got Jeff Gerstmann to call them out?
wait....what???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZIzxgPOhvA
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Mandark on November 28, 2018, 04:32:59 PM
Flame of Callandor

He really did set the gold standard.

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http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14001.msg359699;topicseen#msg359699

:teehee
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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2018, 04:34:26 PM
i c what u did there
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 28, 2018, 04:35:24 PM
Assimilate leading is some ridiculous recency bias

apart from the obvious nar0lf supremacy, AIA is the most likable and etiolate the most repugnant to me
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: curly on November 28, 2018, 04:38:12 PM
Nintex is the worst in my time. A big fat affable blob of the most transparent fash propaganda. Also Dutch.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Mandark on November 28, 2018, 04:43:53 PM
thehunter116 probably deserves some recognition.

Might not compete with the big boys cause of blandness and lack of staying power, but he would post a seven-part quote tree just to add the most generic #resistance meme.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 28, 2018, 04:50:43 PM
th116 is a straight up £ibtard
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 28, 2018, 04:56:08 PM
Assimilate leading is some ridiculous recency bias

apart from the obvious nar0lf supremacy, AIA is the most likable and etiolate the most repugnant to me
I think this is def a factor for both him and Nintex, but between the two, I could actually see assimilate being top 5 all time.

I decided I had to make cuts. I had reservations about adding etiolate. I guess I ultimately just don’t think he’s dumb enough to belong on this list? Same with jaydub, even though both are A-tier butt monkeys.

Benji’s an interesting case because, where the one genuine characteristic that these assorted trolls and shit posters shared was being dumb and unable to hide it, benji’s idiocy is affected. He’s a court jester, not a village idiot and I decided to privilege sincere dumbassery over playing a dumbass.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 28, 2018, 05:04:41 PM
Flame of Callandor

Yup. Not even close. (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=14001.0)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Rufus on November 28, 2018, 05:06:30 PM
Voted Rufus.
Oh yeah? Well, that's great for you. :hmph

I mean how many of this legion of doom can claim they got Jeff Gerstmann to call them out?
wait....what???

Quote
Also by Rufus you mean Dufus, but I'm pretty sure this is a joke on mistaking them so I say well played.
:dead no it is not. I knew he got his name changed, just couldn’t remember from what. Sorry Rufus!
:banplz
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 28, 2018, 05:08:48 PM
Assy. Perfect combination of badness and volume.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 28, 2018, 05:29:12 PM
that FoC thread is 11 years old.  woof
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Steve Contra on November 28, 2018, 06:05:15 PM
Etoilet is the Cal Ripken of bad bore posters. He was never that interesting a character, just a collection of angry internet dudes tropes mashed together, but man he lasted a long time. Flame of Callandor was like Pedro Martinez in 2000, there was literally nothing he did that wasn't worthy of ridicule.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Nintex on November 28, 2018, 06:07:29 PM
My vote goes to

Mandark

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We all live in his head.
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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Kara on November 28, 2018, 06:41:29 PM
Shout outs to drew for once owning Mandark super hard with a your mom joke.

Drew was fun in Bore IRC.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 28, 2018, 10:03:22 PM
Voted for Willco.  Other runners up include: Methodis, futami, The Dark Shake, and The Black Stallion.  Also that one guy who typed with his feet, I forget his name.

All these people were way more dumb and obnoxious than Assimilate, as hard to believe as that sounds.  Assimilate would get his tender butthole torn to shreds in the OA heyday of 15 years ago.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: agrajag on November 28, 2018, 10:27:28 PM
Why is Willco so universally reviled? Wasn't he the original owner of Evilbore.com?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: naff on November 28, 2018, 10:50:56 PM
The truest village idiot to me was Magus. A likeable italian scamp i imagined looking like a hairier gollum, willing to absorb shit seemingly ad nauseum ('til he wasn't) RIP lil bud.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 29, 2018, 12:23:10 AM
Why is Willco so universally reviled? Wasn't he the original owner of Evilbore.com?

...until he stopped posting like six months before the hosting fees were due and didn't tell anyone and also didn't pay the fees
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 29, 2018, 12:43:17 AM
The truest village idiot to me was Magus. A likeable italian scamp i imagined looking like a hairier gollum, willing to absorb shit seemingly ad nauseum ('til he wasn't) RIP lil bud.
fuuu I forgot about this guy.

Updated to reflect popular opinion
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Momo on November 29, 2018, 12:58:36 AM
I dont know this magus guy, but it will always be magoose to me
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 29, 2018, 09:31:25 AM
How is Shake an option? Dude was one of the smartest people on the forum.

Dude got shook by a drunken Boogie PM and fled the forum.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 10:26:24 AM
Magoos should have more votes. Dude is still pulling for Goobergate.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 10:36:34 AM
How is Shake an option? Dude was one of the smartest people on the forum.

Dude got shook by a drunken Boogie PM and fled the forum.

:dead What
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Transhuman on November 29, 2018, 11:03:26 AM
You guys have a lot of history that I wasn't here for and I feel like a third wheel a lot of the time
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 29, 2018, 11:18:41 AM
You guys have a lot of history that I wasn't here for and I feel like a third wheel a lot of the time
Hey guys, who's this?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: chronovore on November 29, 2018, 11:25:14 AM
Methodis was really remarkable in his inconsistency and inability to remember if he was a troll character or not.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: tiesto on November 29, 2018, 11:50:27 AM
Synbios has to be up there too. Weird guy who loved to rate the hotness of women of different races and did a bunch of creepy stalker shit to a few of the women on this forum.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 29, 2018, 12:31:51 PM
Synbios has to be up there too. Weird guy who loved to rate the hotness of women of different races and did a bunch of creepy stalker shit to a few of the women on this forum.

was

Voted for Willco.  Other runners up include: Methodis, futami, The Dark Shake, and The Black Stallion.  Also that one guy who typed with his feet, I forget his name.

Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 29, 2018, 01:03:32 PM
How is Shake an option? Dude was one of the smartest people on the forum.

Dude got shook by a drunken Boogie PM and fled the forum.

:dead What

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34062.0
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2018, 01:09:25 PM
Shake pluto’d himself and the view from the hill was that nothing of value was lost.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 29, 2018, 01:12:18 PM
FoC was the original, but he eventually became too normal. He sold out to the masses.

Methodis stayed committed the whole way through.

Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 29, 2018, 01:21:28 PM
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34062.0
i miss brob :goty
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Kara on November 29, 2018, 01:36:43 PM
I do, too. I enjoy our random interactions on twitter but it's just not the same :'(

He has the best retweets on Twitter imo.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Oblivion on November 29, 2018, 02:47:51 PM
Easily etoilet.

Imagine how shitty you have to be to get banned from THE BORE. :neogaf  :heyman :point
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: team filler on November 29, 2018, 03:22:28 PM
devo is clearly the dumbest biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch to ever post here  ::)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 29, 2018, 03:36:12 PM
new phone, who dis?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: naff on November 29, 2018, 04:16:43 PM
Magoos should have more votes. Dude is still pulling for Goobergate.

 ??? i guess i rescind the "likeable" part. i jsut remember him seeming like a less-abled RPG nerd, i forgot/don't remember the GG stuff, but it rings a bell now. i avoided threads/news about that shit like the plague. jilted losers making me feel even worse about enjoying games.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 07:04:55 PM
Magoos should have more votes. Dude is still pulling for Goobergate.

 ??? i guess i rescind the "likeable" part. i jsut remember him seeming like a less-abled RPG nerd, i forgot/don't remember the GG stuff, but it rings a bell now. i avoided threads/news about that shit like the plague. jilted losers making me feel even worse about enjoying games.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43652.0
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42334.0

Also why Segata left. :goty

Fuck magoos :bolo
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 07:06:34 PM
You forgot about known trashking seagrams hotsauce.

A bigger maroon, I have never known.

Seagrams is great. Was a great foil for Assy too.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2018, 07:40:11 PM
Must have missed those threads. :thinking
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 29, 2018, 10:37:33 PM
Seagrams is a top 15 poster for sure.
On a forum with a total of maybe 20 regulars? Sure. I can buy that.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Oblivion on November 30, 2018, 02:53:00 AM
What's wrong with seagrams?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Momo on November 30, 2018, 03:36:16 AM
seagrams is super abrasive about stuff, sometimes major some minor, it's however super predictable in which threads this will happen and it's all shit I cant care about. 
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Trent Dole on November 30, 2018, 05:42:20 AM
Man I missed AIA being in the list. :lol Don't even remember who some of these people are/why they sucked. :doge
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jorma on November 30, 2018, 02:24:02 PM
What's wrong with seagrams?

Nothing really. He just shitposts and talks shit in the big dumb ResetEra thread and some of the regulars there get mad he's not part of the circle jerk.

The fact that the ree thread is the biggest thread on this forum really grinds your gears, eh  :lol
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on November 30, 2018, 05:41:11 PM
can you guys stop shouting i heard it from the video game bored
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jorma on December 01, 2018, 03:54:50 AM
Cause I can't help but get in my feelings about forum posts.

yeah sure, so so aloof and above it all  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: curly on December 01, 2018, 07:35:52 AM
So mad the ree thread has 14 active posters when the rest of the forum only has 6
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2018, 10:37:35 AM
We should delete the ree thread and ban all of those people. Direct them to whatever remnants of opa ages is still around.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 01, 2018, 10:48:27 AM
Yeah, here’s the thing. We kept the thread as containment, but that was because no one ever got banned. You don’t need to contain in this era of culling. So, idk, maybe?

But also, that would probably finally kill this place off.  So, idk, maybe?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 01, 2018, 11:07:38 AM
Yeah, here’s the thing. We kept the thread as containment, but that was because no one ever got banned. You don’t need to contain in this era of culling. So, idk, maybe?

But also, that would probably finally kill this place off.  So, idk, maybe?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fd5580c16013c3431b78b1edb02481d1/tenor.gif?itemid=10646711)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2018, 11:27:44 AM
I think seagrams is fine but if y'all keep shitting on my husbando Wrath I might get irate. :maf

That means you stro and jorma :bolo
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 01, 2018, 11:51:42 AM
Wrath is awesome.

I ignore seagrams hotsauce because he seems perpetually butthurt about something
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jorma on December 01, 2018, 12:41:39 PM
Wow, you sure got me.

I'm so shook from this dickriding I'm not sure I could give you the courtesy of a reach around.

i didn't get you, you got yourself. you aint better for all your pretending that you are, where did you end up to bitch and moan when you felt you were soooo unfairly treated by the meanies over at ree? yeah, in the trash thread for trash people

you aint slick
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: thisismyusername on December 01, 2018, 03:30:26 PM
I ignore seagrams hotsauce because he seems perpetually butthurt about something

Yeah, this is the problem with Seagrams now a days.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 03:51:23 PM
don't trust any degenerate who posts in the dumpster thread, they've made some regretful choices in life for sure
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2018, 05:54:08 PM
don't trust any degenerate who posts in the dumpster thread, they've made some regretful choices in life for sure

I've legit forgotten it exists, except when I browse on mobile. :lol

Time to jack myself off about my extensions again :success (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45694.0)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 06:03:09 PM
Magoos should have more votes. Dude is still pulling for Goobergate.

What’s his Twitter. Pm me
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 06:07:35 PM
We need to save magus
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: thisismyusername on December 01, 2018, 06:14:44 PM
We need to save magus

No, we don't.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kHaO6UoYcoC3K/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 01, 2018, 08:49:23 PM
Magoose jumped in feet first practically from the start. No matter how much people argued with him that GamerGate was a big dumb mess, he just dug in his heels and made long posts about how he didn't actually care all that much about GG [despite being intimately familiar with its finer details]. If he's still wallowing in that world years later, there's no hope.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2018, 08:58:40 PM
Magoos should have more votes. Dude is still pulling for Goobergate.

What’s his Twitter. Pm me

I actually don't know it anymore, but that was the case when I landed on it for some reason last year.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 09:32:33 PM
Magoose jumped in feet first practically from the start. No matter how much people argued with him that GamerGate was a big dumb mess, he just dug in his heels and made long posts about how he didn't actually care all that much about GG [despite being intimately familiar with its finer details]. If he's still wallowing in that world years later, there's no hope.

:tocry
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 09:56:38 PM
don't trust any degenerate who posts in the dumpster thread, they've made some regretful choices in life for sure
can totally confirm this just from looking at the latest page in the thread
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2018, 10:39:42 PM
don't trust any degenerate who posts in the dumpster thread, they've made some regretful choices in life for sure
can totally confirm this just from looking at the latest page in the thread

Who the fuck are half these people
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 10:52:46 PM
I actually think there's overall currently a better class of poster that could be gathered out of those lurking in there that could spread outside it to all our other threads than the one that brought the rest of the forum the highly popular Optimus, Assimilate, Nintex, etc.

Some of them have trickled out to highly popular acclaim, like KennyLoggins.

Popping over to gaming first for a while and then moving into the Borehole seems like one of the more successful methods for decontamination* of the dumpster barbarians.

*Yes, I'm imagining it like this obviously:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRRE9zA1C5Q
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 10:59:15 PM
That decontimation scene is so what the fuck. I have never seen Trek go through fanservice like that before. I managed like to like the episode despite that but holy shit, cheesecake for both male and fe-male fans?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:00:43 PM
I have never seen Trek go through fanservice like that before.
"Sub Rosa"

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:jeanluc
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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 11:02:27 PM
Sub Rosa isn't like that though. Plus it's good ol Trek cheese.

Before that scene this was the closest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXdu6C3Qoro
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 11:04:54 PM
Marina Sirtis *drools*
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:09:36 PM
Really, for how much jabber there was and probably still is about Seven being "fan service" she was never really put into many sexy situations outside the Holodeck in WWII or whatever. It was more just freaking out about her jumpsuit, half of them which I thought were actually kinda unflattering considering what Jeri Ryan looks like "normally" anyway. Like the one silver one that made it look she was starved and you could see her ribs.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:10:32 PM
(http://www.britta.com/costumes/Seven/JeriRyan-as-Seven.JPG)
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:12:23 PM
Nevermind, I take that back, just remembered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85O6HISsUTk

 :whew "Don't be alarmed, I won't hurt you."
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 11:24:59 PM
Still on s3 of voyager. Need to continue but I took a break from it.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2018, 11:32:18 PM
Star Trek thread ->
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:35:14 PM
That's where it starts to get better. Not necessarily good, but not as mindbogglingly bad. And with the occasional great episode.

Long hair Kes is almost like the Riker's beard for Voyager.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Kara on December 01, 2018, 11:46:56 PM
:whew "Don't be alarmed, I won't hurt you."

I was very fortunate to watch this show as an adolescent when it originally aired. And in retrospect, Seven probably informed my sexuality in a nontrivial capacity.

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Despite not particularly caring for Trek I think I've watched every show during its original airing in some capacity, except The Original Series ofc.
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That fucking twist in season 1 of Discovery. :whew
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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:52:01 PM
Also are we really going to act like TNG's first season wasn't horny as shit?
Easter egg in First Contact, when the Borg Queen asks Data how long it's been he dates it back from the films scheduled release date to when the second episode of TNG first aired where Tasha boned him.

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RAPE GANGS
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Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: benjipwns on December 01, 2018, 11:54:49 PM
Quote
"I also admired... the peculiar makeup work creating the Borg Queen, who looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind."  - Roger Ebert
wow if true
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: tiesto on December 02, 2018, 12:09:23 AM
I actually think there's overall currently a better class of poster that could be gathered out of those lurking in there that could spread outside it to all our other threads than the one that brought the rest of the forum the highly popular Optimus, Assimilate, Nintex, etc.

Some of them have trickled out to highly popular acclaim, like KennyLoggins.

Popping over to gaming first for a while and then moving into the Borehole seems like one of the more successful methods for decontamination* of the dumpster barbarians.

*Yes, I'm imagining it like this obviously:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRRE9zA1C5Q

I'll stan for HaughtyFrank.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Rufus on December 02, 2018, 10:57:09 AM
You don't exists to me unless you set an avatar.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 02, 2018, 12:15:47 PM
Makaveli.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Himu on December 02, 2018, 12:40:03 PM
Makaveli.

:dead

That’s a name I ain’t read in years
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: BisMarckie on December 02, 2018, 01:25:14 PM
:uguu
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Nintex on December 02, 2018, 02:03:44 PM
GG was a disaster.

Had Zoe Quinn not cheated we'd have world peace right now tbh.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: jorma on December 02, 2018, 02:46:43 PM
So the fact that I complained about RE in the RE thread before means I can't shit on the real fucknuts who say out there bullshit in that thread on the regular? Bitch, please.

Glad I triggered a poster I never knew existed by doing it, though.

sure thing buddy  :lol
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: TVC15 on December 02, 2018, 03:46:21 PM
It’s Callandor. Assimilate and Methodist aren’t even in the same galaxy here.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 05, 2018, 10:57:42 PM
Is it too late to change my vote to hungrynoob?
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: The Sceneman on December 05, 2018, 11:02:30 PM
What about Green Shinobi
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: hungrynoob on December 05, 2018, 11:05:03 PM
Each vote is a badge of honor. When the bubble breaks youll be the one with egg on your face, but I will love you all the same. Where were going we need to stick together, the world is about to change!

https://twitter.com/polishpatriottm/status/1068879994200514560
(Tweet does not exist yet link works fine) lol

Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Mandark on December 05, 2018, 11:07:31 PM
If you want a Twitter link to embed a Tweet, delete the question mark and everything after it. Just post the basic url.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: hungrynoob on December 05, 2018, 11:10:08 PM
If you want a Twitter link to embed a Tweet, delete the question mark and everything after it. Just post the basic url.

Much obliged!
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Momo on December 06, 2018, 12:04:58 AM
What about Green Shinobi
No one knows what a green shinobi is, this is america.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: curly on December 06, 2018, 12:13:24 AM
Seems weird to put nar0lf and hungrynoob on the same list as assi and optimus. The former live in their own reality and operate by rules that are incomprehensible to the rest of us. The latter are just normal dimwits.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2018, 04:09:48 AM
What about Green Shinobi

He seems to have turned over a new leaf, and I wish him all the happiness in the world.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2018, 11:21:21 PM
get etoilet and dark shake on that list you c-list filth
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: chronovore on December 10, 2018, 09:22:57 AM
PROTIP: "Bless up" doesn't feel genuine when offered on the heels of pettiness or lashing out. Why not be more chill and accept that you used to be more difficult than you are now?

To be honest, I'm still working on this myself.
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 10, 2018, 11:58:01 AM
Wow I didnt make the cut  :doge
Title: Re: Who’s thebore’s GOAT village idiot?
Post by: chronovore on December 11, 2018, 02:43:30 AM
PROTIP: "Bless up" doesn't feel genuine when offered on the heels of pettiness or lashing out. Why not be more chill and accept that you used to be more difficult than you are now?

To be honest, I'm still working on this myself.

You’re right.

I did deserve to be on this list circa 2010.

Bless up, slick. I am cheering for you.