THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on November 30, 2018, 03:12:24 AM

Title: Bore Alignment
Post by: Shostakovich on November 30, 2018, 03:12:24 AM
Lawful Good - Toku
Neutral Good - Valkyrie
Chaotic Good - Kara

Lawful Neutral - Great Rumbler
True Neutral  - Joe Molotov
Chaotic Neutral  - benjipwns

Lawful Evil - JayDubya
Neutral Evil - Assimilate
Chaotic Evil - filler
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: curly on November 30, 2018, 03:15:02 AM
I agree except rufus is lawful good
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: TEEEPO on November 30, 2018, 03:35:59 AM
filler :bow2
etoilet :bow2

shosta  :piss2
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Momo on November 30, 2018, 03:39:27 AM
The thing I like most about Valkyrie is that she's not good all the time, Id say she's neutral and I love that about her. Probably not as chaotic as she was (and i was) when we were young though :lol
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: BisMarckie on November 30, 2018, 06:26:54 AM

Lawful Evil - JayDubya


bork bork bork bork bork
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: agrajag on November 30, 2018, 07:13:03 AM
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Momo on November 30, 2018, 07:23:32 AM
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?
Satan
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2018, 09:23:47 AM
Imho you cant include banned members
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 09:26:11 AM
Imho you cant include banned members

Right? Assimilate may be banned but he’s living rent free in the bore’s heart
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: toku on November 30, 2018, 10:51:10 AM
I don't want to be good.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 11:00:14 AM
I don't want to be good.

Clerics are unburdened by the alignment rule now, bless up. :preach
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Tasty on November 30, 2018, 11:27:28 AM
Mine: :supergay
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2018, 11:28:44 AM
I don't want to be good.

Typical lawful good schpiel

"I dont want to be a hero"

Eff off superman
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2018, 11:29:36 AM
Mine: :supergay

I wanted to say sexual orientation doesnt influence alignment, but then I thought of Amirox
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 12:07:28 PM
tag urself

(https://i.imgur.com/EwMwWk5.jpg)

lawful neutral
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 30, 2018, 12:15:21 PM
Chaotic neutral, sometimes evil
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 30, 2018, 12:16:30 PM
Chaotic Neutral. Always.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 30, 2018, 12:38:31 PM
tag urself

(https://i.imgur.com/EwMwWk5.jpg)

lawful neutral

Lawful Neutral. Dang, shosta's really got me pegged.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: skullstorm on November 30, 2018, 01:22:21 PM
Chaotic neutral, sometimes lawful neutral
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: BisMarckie on November 30, 2018, 01:24:32 PM
shosta's really got me pegged.

:phil
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 30, 2018, 01:30:44 PM
Chaotic nuetral. According to the bread graph.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: TEEEPO on November 30, 2018, 01:43:22 PM
yo, my mums is neutral evil and it triggers the fuck out of me.

she can't be bothered closing a fucking zip lock bag! she folds that shit

Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Rufus on November 30, 2018, 02:05:27 PM
I agree except rufus is lawful good
Worth it for Carsomyr.

tag urself

(https://i.imgur.com/EwMwWk5.jpg)

lawful neutral
Chaotic Neutral, aka free-spirited hedonism. Me like. 8)

Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Nintex on November 30, 2018, 02:08:53 PM
I'm certainly Lawful Good
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: agrajag on November 30, 2018, 03:10:31 PM
lawful neutral here
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: hampster on November 30, 2018, 03:29:18 PM
Chaotic neutral, but I probably won't leave carbs alone long enough to matter :-\
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 30, 2018, 03:54:34 PM
Just a tucker here. 
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: thisismyusername on November 30, 2018, 04:35:28 PM
Just a tucker here.

But that's most everyone here, gurl. :snob
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 30, 2018, 05:08:17 PM
Lawful neutral, sometimes neutral evil

what the fuck is a bread box?
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 30, 2018, 05:11:00 PM
Put me down for the apathy alignment.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: MMaRsu on November 30, 2018, 05:20:34 PM
lawful neutral or evil neutral
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: benjipwns on November 30, 2018, 05:21:33 PM
wow bread test says shosta right

so does this: http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
Quote
You Are:
Chaotic Neutral

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Evil ---- XXXXX (5)
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Mandark on November 30, 2018, 05:44:49 PM
Lawful Good - Cindi
Neutral Good - Cindi
Chaotic Good - Cindi

Lawful Neutral - Cindi
True Neutral  - Cindi
Chaotic Neutral  - Cindi

Lawful Evil - Cindi
Neutral Evil - Cindi
Chaotic Evil - Cindi

fix't
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 05:54:20 PM
RE: bread test - If I didn't buy things that were easily countable (e.g. bagels) I would absolutely be lawful evil.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 05:55:38 PM
According to benjis I’m neutral good, which is prolly right
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: El Babua on November 30, 2018, 06:08:37 PM
Lawful Evil according to the bread

Same tier as Bork :rejoice
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: stufte on November 30, 2018, 08:48:26 PM
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- XXX (3)
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: stufte on November 30, 2018, 08:55:19 PM
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

I'm a rule follower with a heart of gold, fuck off.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: stufte on November 30, 2018, 09:11:06 PM
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 30, 2018, 10:28:09 PM
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.

Annoying and shit?
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: thisismyusername on November 30, 2018, 10:34:39 PM
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXX (8 )
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Bread-test seems accurate. :doge
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 10:38:38 PM
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: stufte on November 30, 2018, 10:47:13 PM
Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)

You're a huge douchebag though  ???

It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.

By that metric I'm Chaotic Neutral.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: benjipwns on November 30, 2018, 10:51:25 PM
It's a quiz that asks you what you'd do if a plague broke out in your hamlet or if you'd poison a feudal sovereign, the bread test is far more reliable.
Not everybody lives in the Northeast Corridor or on the Left Coast, city slicker. :bolo
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 30, 2018, 10:54:41 PM
Kara some people have imaginations  :hmph
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on November 30, 2018, 11:18:09 PM
YOU can answer the poisoning monarch question, but as your lawyer I wouldn't advise it.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Huff on November 30, 2018, 11:21:28 PM
We tried to use a bread box once

The the dog knocked the shit over and ate all the bread
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: toku on November 30, 2018, 11:56:08 PM
so..where do y'all keep your bread?  ???
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Trent Dole on December 01, 2018, 02:36:37 AM
I'm the IRL version of Bryan Adams song Everything I do.

Annoying and shit?
:dead
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: team filler on December 01, 2018, 07:00:16 AM
me, your dad and your mom is a sandwich!
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Valkyrie on December 01, 2018, 02:26:28 PM
so..where do y'all keep your bread?  ???
In the fridge, twisted and tucked.

It dries out faster but it’ll last longer. But we eat a lot of bread, it won’t have time to go stale.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Himu on December 01, 2018, 02:59:32 PM
Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Evil ---- (0)
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on December 01, 2018, 03:02:22 PM
Trouble with that bread joke one is that breadboxes are pretty much just archaic, maybe regional.  There are more lawful good people in an average D&D society than who have ever heard of or considered owning a breadbox.

In junior high I had an English teacher who would start every class by asking us to solve a riddle written on the whiteboard. During Christmas these riddles took on a yuletide character (this was in the time before the Lich Max Horkheimer--our undying lord--returned and declared war on the holiday).

One day that season we came to class and found that that day's riddle was simply the English alphabet without the letter L. After taking attendance our teacher excused themselves and told us to work on the riddle quietly, which was guidance we promptly discarded once we thought they were out of earshot. During our dialectic one person kept shouting, "There's no L!" as if this was evidence we had ignored during our deliberations. They never used this salient observation to construct a solution to the riddle or anything, but I suppose it's the thought that counts.

When our teacher returned to the classroom they asked us if we had solved the riddle. After several proffered solutions of varying degrees of absurdity our teacher wrote, "N O Ë L," on the whiteboard, then pointed at the person who had constantly been shouting, "There's no L!"
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 03, 2018, 09:47:42 PM
Your class was stupid af
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Trent Dole on December 04, 2018, 03:12:22 AM
Trouble with that bread joke one is that breadboxes are pretty much just archaic, maybe regional.  There are more lawful good people in an average D&D society than who have ever heard of or considered owning a breadbox.

Ironically enough, seeing that meme like a year ago I was like, shit I like Paladins so I must need a breadbox.  Then I looked into them and realized they don't really have much purpose unless you're buying your bread without any kind of packaging - possible, but not common.

There's also a sandwich one:

(https://i0.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Sandwich-alignment-chart.jpg?fit=1200%2C825&ssl=1)

Obviously only lawful good is valid here, don't @ me.
I love that sandwich chart so much.
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2018, 03:44:23 AM
where does Martin Raperman fall on the spectrum?

Pretending to be Chaotic Evil.
Actual alignment: NEUTRAL STUPID
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: Kara on December 04, 2018, 03:50:13 AM
Your class was stupid af

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/991447209739739138
Title: Re: Bore Alignment
Post by: ResetBanBot on December 04, 2018, 03:56:02 AM
I'm disappointed I wasn't included in the OP