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Title: 30s the new 50
Post by: Huff on December 05, 2018, 03:38:54 AM
Cuz man I don’t feel like I’m 20

Ya dig
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Momo on December 05, 2018, 03:58:24 AM
welcome to oldfuckery. stay a while, stay forever.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Akala on December 05, 2018, 08:59:46 AM
everyone older keeps saying 'oh, the 30's were fine, just wait until yr 40's hurhur.' it will keep getting worse and worse.  :lol

Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2018, 09:11:12 AM
50 is the new dead
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 05, 2018, 09:17:34 AM
Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: zomgee on December 05, 2018, 09:23:35 AM
40's are the new realization that shit stops working
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Akala on December 05, 2018, 09:37:06 AM
Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

Happened to me too, think warranty goes out at 35.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: tiesto on December 05, 2018, 10:47:00 AM
Yeah, when I hit 35 I came down with bad reflux (the years and years of eating super spicy food finally caught up to me) and occasional sciatica  :-\
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 05, 2018, 11:09:24 AM
Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

Yep. My medication that I've had to take since I had heart surgery has been fucking me up lately and then I threw my back out yesterday fixing a toilet in our house.

Does not feel good, man.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: TVC15 on December 05, 2018, 11:21:03 AM
It only gets better if you get a good head start and stay fit while it's still easy before the drop off happens

I'm going to be dead before I'm 40. I can feel things rotting apart and collapsing in my chest. Like scaffolding collapsing. And, boy, the things that come out of my nose! And the chest pains and breathing problems. Oh, Lord, please take me soon!
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 05, 2018, 11:22:39 AM
It only gets better if you get a good head start and stay fit while it's still easy before the drop off happens

As long as you don't have some unpreventable health issue pop up. Hey there, mitral valve regurgitation. Thanks for preventing me from being able to run anymore.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 05, 2018, 12:16:20 PM
Im 35 and walking 12-18km every day at work. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2018, 12:25:30 PM
Im 35 and walking 12-18km every day at work. Hope this helps.

Your walking isn't helping me one bit, but thanks for trying.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 05, 2018, 12:51:05 PM
Going to be 30 in Feb.  Going grey. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiTrlEztSs
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: TVC15 on December 05, 2018, 01:15:36 PM
The thing you notice most as you age is how you can't hold it in nearly as long when you need to make poo poo or pee pee.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: MMaRsu on December 05, 2018, 01:15:39 PM
Turning 32 on friday

I still feel like a youngun
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Valkyrie on December 05, 2018, 01:35:27 PM
Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: mormapope on December 05, 2018, 03:13:48 PM
Having type 1 diabetes since I was six years old, all I really want are my eyes, feet, and dick to keep working by the time I'm 40.

Just turned 26, and Im in much better health than I was in my teens and early 20's. Not being much of a drinker helps a lot I think. Only vices I have are stogies and munchies from herb.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: toku on December 05, 2018, 03:24:00 PM
I get more regal every year.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Nabbis on December 05, 2018, 03:27:53 PM
You guys doing something wrong.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Transhuman on December 05, 2018, 03:30:39 PM
Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

We should meet at the point where your looks begin to fade, but I start to get hotter
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: nachobro on December 05, 2018, 03:30:45 PM
I'm down 35lbs so I'm feeling better at 33 than I did at 30 :itagaki
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Transhuman on December 05, 2018, 03:46:07 PM
Because of my face shape I will only get hotter.

I'll be like Dorian Grey or Keanu Reeves
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 05, 2018, 04:18:09 PM
Eh, I found that in my thirties I was like "This isn't so bad!" Then some biological switch goes off around when you're about 35ish your health will just plummet off a cliff. You'll be like "I've never had any health issues" and then suddenly you'll be like "Oh, my hip!" Doesn't matter if you're Mr. Fit or not. It'll happen to you.

36 and I still feel great, and also get laid more on an average weekend than I did total during the entire decade of my twenties
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 05, 2018, 05:07:56 PM
Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Ya, if you don't count ear hair, nose hair, saggy balls, paunches, and extra gas

Or the body blowing out from years of physical labor
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Huff on December 05, 2018, 06:17:46 PM
Man did I drink some bourbon and feel like shit all day

But now rebounded and hitting the gym. Do I have to use the old person section yet
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 05, 2018, 07:00:50 PM
Yeah my 30s have been way better than my 20s.  Aside from some occasional meals from Taco Bell, I've been doing my best to stay in shape, work out, etc. since I was 19.

Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

That's only true if they were taking care of themselves in their 20s and early 30s. 
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: TVC15 on December 05, 2018, 08:47:32 PM
I can't even tell when my crank is done pissing anymore. It stops for a few secs and I cram it back in my pants and 30 seconds later my trousers are filled with piss.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 05, 2018, 09:01:55 PM
Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: brawndolicious on December 06, 2018, 02:29:59 AM
I turned 30 last week but it really feels like I spent 30 years turning 30. It's a completely bullshit, arbitrary number that people seem to use as their dividing line for when you can officially give up on your life goals and physical beauty. Yet I have more confidence than most of my 20s.

I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with smug, positivity. Happy birthday dude.

Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.

I'm skeptical of this unless it was a manual job you can do on autopilot. No matter how energetic you are, the brain can only process for so many hours before it goes on strike. Or maybe I just have ADHD?
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2018, 03:05:30 AM
50 is the new dead

GET FUCKED.
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Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: hampster on December 06, 2018, 09:05:52 AM
36 :fbm

It's not bad enough that my body is becoming progressively worse, but it feels the need to add extra hairs now also ??? I need to buy a nose/ear trimmer now
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 06, 2018, 09:44:07 AM
I turned 30 last week but it really feels like I spent 30 years turning 30. It's a completely bullshit, arbitrary number that people seem to use as their dividing line for when you can officially give up on your life goals and physical beauty. Yet I have more confidence than most of my 20s.

I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with smug, positivity. Happy birthday dude.

Oh I'm definitely more fit now than I was in my 20s. But that doesn't mean that I don't sometimes throw my back out doing something that I could do in my 20s without batting an eye. I used to be able to work from 7am to 3am and do that for weeks straight. Now? A 16 hour day requires several days recovery.

I'm skeptical of this unless it was a manual job you can do on autopilot. No matter how energetic you are, the brain can only process for so many hours before it goes on strike. Or maybe I just have ADHD?
Echostar. did it for three weeks. Nearly killed me. I don't think I could do one day of this now.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: zomgee on December 06, 2018, 09:57:23 AM
Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Perhaps my barrel-like shape reminds people of wine, yes.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2018, 10:14:24 AM
Ya'll acting like men don't age like a fine wine. smh

Perhaps my barrel-like shape reminds people of wine, yes.
:respect

Worship these AUGUST FIGURES.
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: PsychoBee on December 06, 2018, 12:24:59 PM
honestly it feels like it

i turned 30 earlier this year, and my body can't handle the BS i put it through like it used to, likely due to a lot of stupid shit I did when I was younger & thought I was invincible

I used to be able to go out drinking all night fri/sat and work sun-fri without feeling it, now if I have a few beers i'm hungover for a week
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Steve Contra on December 06, 2018, 12:56:39 PM
Die already
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: nachobro on December 06, 2018, 01:34:06 PM
i'm working on it, damn
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: TVC15 on December 06, 2018, 01:46:46 PM
Die already

The poutine food truck isn't in my neighborhood enough :(
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Biff on December 06, 2018, 11:21:32 PM
It's not bad enough that my body is becoming progressively worse, but it feels the need to add extra hairs now also ??? I need to buy a nose/ear trimmer now

Don't get rid of those - that's where old people store their wisdom!
Title: Re: 30s the new 50
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 07, 2018, 02:01:28 PM
So after doing a big panel of blood tests yesterday (iron levels, comprehensive tests, kidneys, thyroid, etc.) and everything coming back normal, I'm finding out that the blood pressure medication that I stayed on after they took me off the Beta Blockers is probably making me feel like shit more than the Beta Blockers did.

Heart meds and a healthy 37 year old dude don't go well together.