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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on December 13, 2018, 03:09:18 AM

Title: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Shostakovich on December 13, 2018, 03:09:18 AM
yes

(https://i.imgur.com/z4S81lH.jpg)
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on December 13, 2018, 03:15:55 AM
The question should be: "did science go fast?"
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Post by: benjipwns on December 13, 2018, 03:18:41 AM
did i do this right

(https://i.imgur.com/1xXdUH7.jpg)
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Post by: benjipwns on December 13, 2018, 03:21:46 AM
really the legs one was way more creepy because you couldn't see any other part of the body, you just saw those hairy human like legs that gave the impression that he was like six feet tall or something
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Post by: benjipwns on December 13, 2018, 03:21:57 AM
ALSO, GREEN EYES CONFIRMED
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Post by: MMaRsu on December 13, 2018, 03:54:44 AM
wtf is this shit
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Post by: Momo on December 13, 2018, 04:19:48 AM
I hope China invades to stop this.
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Post by: benjipwns on December 13, 2018, 04:31:50 AM
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The most challenging part of Sonic’s updated design isn’t revealed in this teaser: his eyes. The filmmakers struggled with how best to depict Sonic’s eyes ...

“I don’t think SEGA was entirely happy with the eye decision, but these sorts of things you go, ‘It’s going to look weird if we don’t do this.’ But everything is a discussion, and that’s kind of the goal, which is to only change what’s necessary and stay true to the rest of it,” said [executive producer] Miller.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 13, 2018, 05:53:59 AM
I hope China invades to stop this.

Are you kidding, this is probably headed for a $100 Million opening weekend in China. :chinacry
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: paprikastaude on December 13, 2018, 07:03:07 AM
Yes, Chris Pratt is supposed to be fat.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
wait is this not chris pratt
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Post by: BisMarckie on December 13, 2018, 07:37:40 AM
This looks terrifying, it looks like a mix of CG and just a dude in a Sonic costume.

I think they should have gone all the way and just put a dude in a bodysuit and put some makeup on.

Just like Benji.
(http://obeythekitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/chairman_meow_halloween_costume.jpg)
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: kingv on December 13, 2018, 08:29:21 AM
The fact that he has blue arms pleases the shit out of me.

I feel like some sonic-Chan morherfuckers are going to go into open revolt over it.
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Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2018, 08:36:05 AM
This is what the Sonic fanbase wanted.
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Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2018, 08:58:05 AM
I’m so glad that I’m not a Sonic fan, they have it rough
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 13, 2018, 09:08:14 AM
Is this real?

I almost bought a Sonic figurine
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Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2018, 09:21:50 AM
The fact that he has blue arms pleases the shit out of me.

I feel like some sonic-Chan morherfuckers are going to go into open revolt over it.

Sonic’s arms are not blue. Pic is a fake.
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Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2018, 01:31:03 PM
They also gave him peach colored fur instead of having his belly be flesh like his mouth...god Sonic in general is just bad design
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Post by: EightBitNate on December 13, 2018, 03:14:43 PM
Tbh he’s strangely adorable. Like a little kitten.
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Post by: Uncle on December 13, 2018, 03:15:46 PM
Yeah he looks a little better than I was expecting based on the first poster

Still WHY IS HE PROPORTIONED LIKE AN ACTUAL 5 YEAR OLD
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 13, 2018, 03:29:55 PM
 Ben Schwartz is sonic.  this is going to be great.  Not Marvel great but great. 
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Post by: Nintex on December 13, 2018, 04:58:05 PM
That doesn't look anything like Sonic
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Post by: Atramental on December 13, 2018, 05:00:34 PM
It needs to go farther.

(https://i.imgur.com/jU7LWJT.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on December 13, 2018, 05:47:53 PM
When they were conceiving this movie someone should've walked into the board room, opened the door and simply said: "No"

Nothing good can come from this.
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Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2018, 06:31:50 PM
It needs to go farther.

(https://i.imgur.com/jU7LWJT.jpg)

I'd legit watch this.

Like that Ulililia docu that never came out.
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Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2018, 06:37:14 PM
Ulililia sounded so greasy.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2018, 07:15:33 PM
This is the future the liberals want
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Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2018, 09:47:08 PM
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mbRSM0Dx--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bvpuqsb9vc0z32pqrpbd.jpg)

Why are his legs so creepy?  :brazilcry
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on December 13, 2018, 10:43:07 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sjUjMnL.png)
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 14, 2018, 02:50:15 AM
The perfect Sonic movie already exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI

Lol i was watching the opening and thinking "someone on Faroe must have been fucking bored" and then it was on Faroe  :lol
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2018, 04:49:10 AM
https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264
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Post by: VomKriege on December 19, 2018, 05:50:19 AM
Our Emperor shall awaken, soon...
Hurry, friends
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Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2018, 05:56:57 AM
https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264

Add a censored schlong under the poster you coward  :bolo
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2018, 10:54:29 AM
Our Emperor shall awaken, soon...
Hurry, friends

Sonic Team disturbed the loife cycle.
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Uncle on December 19, 2018, 01:35:27 PM
https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1074853082159243264

Add a censored schlong under the poster you coward  :bolo

(https://i.imgur.com/uBMthMx.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on December 19, 2018, 01:40:22 PM
Photoshop Shadow behind him and you've got some solid furry gold.
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Post by: BIONIC on December 19, 2018, 02:16:24 PM
What have I done?  :stahp
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Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2018, 05:59:54 PM
I can't wait for the part of the movie where Sonic says "gotta go fast" while police are arresting hundreds of Sonic fans for jerking off in theaters across the country
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Yeti on December 19, 2018, 09:38:24 PM
Photoshop Shadow behind him and you've got some solid furry gold.

(https://i.imgur.com/VPGlMhG.png)

And the more  :nsfw version with his wang if you want that one too:
https://i.imgur.com/QvINlFw.png (https://i.imgur.com/QvINlFw.png)
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Tasty on December 23, 2018, 02:28:47 PM
First one is correct, Sonic would not be flaccid if that were happening.
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Post by: Momo on December 23, 2018, 02:52:45 PM
what have you people done, you've given sonic furries a platform :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Has science gone too far?
Post by: Himu on January 06, 2019, 04:02:32 AM
Why couldn’t you just make a movie based on the Saturday morning cartoon fuck
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 06, 2019, 10:22:59 AM
Every day we stray farther from god
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Post by: Oblivion on April 30, 2019, 10:37:31 PM
This wouldn't have happened if Hillary won.
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Post by: Himu on April 30, 2019, 10:39:49 PM
:dead

I can't believe I'm going to get to see Sonic meme himself on the big screen
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2019, 11:45:35 PM
No one:
2019: Sonic has human teeth and lips now.
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 01, 2019, 12:05:44 AM
I dont think it was thaaaaaat bad.

Better then most post 16 bit Sonic games for sure
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Post by: Yeti on May 01, 2019, 12:10:12 PM
Sonic’s doing the surprised Pikachu face
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 01, 2019, 06:01:22 PM
If we can turn this (https://i.ibb.co/xmRrP9c/05-E27-A81-3504-495-B-8-E72-EF450-CF2301-E.png) into an emote, I‘d be willing to give up surprised Pikachu.
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Post by: nachobro on May 01, 2019, 06:04:07 PM
 :kobeyuck
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Post by: Tasty on May 02, 2019, 10:27:38 AM
:nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://twitter.com/UndeadPriest/status/1123956674241486849
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Post by: toku on May 02, 2019, 07:23:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MUDp62g.jpg)
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Post by: Rufus on May 02, 2019, 08:01:56 PM
That one won't remain a joke for much longer.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 02, 2019, 08:09:03 PM
https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832

Sonic's gonna be getting the Henry Cavill's mustache special.

(https://i.imgur.com/mo8IGhu.gif)
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 02, 2019, 09:30:13 PM
https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1124056098925944832

Sonic's gonna be getting the Henry Cavill's mustache special.

(https://i.imgur.com/mo8IGhu.gif)

Like...how do you get that far into production and not realize that people are gonna hate the design?
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Post by: benjipwns on May 03, 2019, 02:14:21 AM
did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?
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Post by: BisMarckie on May 03, 2019, 02:18:58 AM
did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?

Maybe they thought it was just Huelen and a million alts. :trumps
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Post by: Nintex on May 03, 2019, 01:36:02 PM
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Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be...
I don't think Paramount quite understands what this means when SEGA is mentioned.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 03, 2019, 03:44:18 PM
did they like think all the jokes earlier about the design were just sarcastic people who actually thought it was excellent?

Internet: “lol, good job with Sonic”
Paramount: “Thanks, you’re welcome!”
Internet: “jk, it sux”
Paramount: (http://i.imgur.com/Kv41y9G.png)
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Post by: team filler on May 03, 2019, 04:47:44 PM
https://twitter.com/extranapkins/status/1124181001310068738
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Post by: team filler on May 08, 2019, 01:37:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/3LTuPZl.jpg)
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Post by: Nintex on May 21, 2019, 04:30:02 PM
Fans: "If Sega made this movie it would be better  :hmph"

SEEEEEGUUUUHHH:
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1130854472165482496 (https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1130854472165482496)
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Post by: benjipwns on May 24, 2019, 02:05:13 PM
DELAYED

https://twitter.com/fowltown/status/1131937685700980736
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Post by: Tasty on July 19, 2019, 10:47:10 AM
https://twitter.com/SEGAbits/status/1152218250299740160
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Post by: EightBitNate on November 12, 2019, 07:40:16 PM
Looks good. To bad all video game movies are shit.