THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mormapope on December 25, 2018, 11:25:58 AM

Title: Quick game reviews |OT| play this, don't play this
Post by: mormapope on December 25, 2018, 11:25:58 AM

Watch Dogs 1 2/10

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Quite possibly the most bland and forgettable high budget open world game. Dull colors, dull world building, dull story, dull combat, shitty driving, every fucking mission starts the same. Zoom out, *der ner nerrrrrrrr music cue, Aiden talks to himself about story exposition, Ubisoft treating the player like a 40 IQ dirt eater.

I know Watch Dogs 2 is better. But it's not hard to be better than Dog Shit Dogs 1: where is my sister

Title: Re: Quick game reviews |OT| play this, don't play this
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 25, 2018, 11:33:19 AM

#Whymansdothis