General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on January 06, 2019, 11:38:44 PM
Title: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 06, 2019, 11:38:44 PM
Rather big storm here. about almost half the city lost power. Power came back and I decided to get some milk and bread just in case it goes out again. When I get to the store there's a carefully placed half empty gallon of milk right in the parking lot. The gallon wasn't dented, so it hadn't been dropped or anything. Which means that someone went into the store bought a gallon of milk, went to the parking lot, chugged half a gallon of milk in the driving rain and thought, "That's enough." Set the gallon of milk down and then left.
I am not ready for this amount of chaotic energy. I named the gallon Russel and went on my way. But I can't stop thinking about it. Do you think I had an encounter with aliens? Or most likely the illuminati? I didn't ask for this cursed knowledge. I only wanted some milk
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: benjipwns on January 06, 2019, 11:46:29 PM
Sounds like something straight out of: (https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51gzDPeLJOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: Raist on January 07, 2019, 05:47:28 AM
Milk, huh?
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Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: Yeti on January 07, 2019, 07:01:58 AM
Someone explain this “Bire” meme to me
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2019, 07:27:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/wJ3U9p3.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/2DsQCU5.png)
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: benjipwns on January 07, 2019, 07:42:16 AM
like most of our memes it's more about how hard we're forcing it to be one
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: Tasty on January 07, 2019, 08:36:40 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HCrcwad.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/GryvGn3l.jpg)
Title: Re: Bire, there are strange things afoot in the Bel-Air parking lot
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 07, 2019, 09:42:18 AM