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Title: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2019, 05:47:30 PM: Post your good deeds in here so we can learn from each other about how we can be better people. We can all be in heaven together!

Yesterday I helped an old gramma in with her groceries. I had to climb stairs with bags, but my soul felt good after!

What good deeds have you done lately? How’s your karma?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2019, 05:54:48 PM: I value others opinions whether I agree with them or not. Being dismissive of others is one of the worst things you can do to yourself.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: agrajag on January 26, 2019, 06:03:26 PM: I gave a homeless guy five bucks last week.

:larry
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2019, 06:04:58 PM: My good deed for the afternoon is to not take that obvious bait and rant about homeless people.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2019, 08:46:20 PM: My friend said he wanted to watch a movie this weekend but last night he texted me that he couldn't, and I texted him back "no problem" even though it clearly was a problem.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: agrajag on January 26, 2019, 09:19:26 PM: what was his name?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 26, 2019, 09:23:02 PM: Quote from: agrajag on January 26, 2019, 09:19:26 PM
what was his name?

Boss.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: agrajag on January 26, 2019, 09:25:08 PM: I angrily tweeted at Patton Oswalt for donating money to a nazi

:ego
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: benjipwns on January 26, 2019, 11:39:53 PM: i never followed Patton Oswalt in the first place :smug
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 26, 2019, 11:58:18 PM: What if I want to turn evil tho :(
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2019, 12:00:28 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 26, 2019, 11:58:18 PM
What if I want to turn evil tho :(
smoke meth and suck my hog ::)
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:02:13 AM: Quote from: filler on January 27, 2019, 12:00:28 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 26, 2019, 11:58:18 PM
What if I want to turn evil tho :(
smoke meth and suck my hog ::)

OK where you at
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:02:40 AM: Also I think selling and making meth is more evil than getting addicted to it. If Breaking Bad is anything to go by anyways.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:26:11 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 26, 2019, 11:58:18 PM
What if I want to turn evil tho :(

Babe, you'll regret it someday. Approach the world with love. It's what I do. I get all my negativity our online and face the real world with positivity. Or I at least try to.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:27:30 AM: Nah being good sucks I wanna be bad :maf
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:28:12 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 27, 2019, 12:27:30 AM
Nah being good sucks I wanna be bad :maf

I just want you to be happy, buddy.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:30:54 AM: True happiness is smiting the fools who doubted and betrayed you :maf
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:31:34 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 27, 2019, 12:30:54 AM
True happiness is smiting the fools who doubted and betrayed you :maf

Have many people really doubted you or betrayed you?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:32:24 AM: No one will... anymore :maf
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:33:24 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 27, 2019, 12:32:24 AM
No one will... anymore :maf

Oh, bitch, it sounds like you need a good cry or something with a friend. You're too sweet to hold hate.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Tasty on January 27, 2019, 12:33:56 AM: Maybe :(
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:35:35 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 27, 2019, 12:33:56 AM
Maybe :(

Hugs, babe. You won't feel this bad forever, whatever it is.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 12:37:30 AM: let's set some stuff on fire tasty

teach them to mess with us we will
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 12:42:30 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 12:37:30 AM
let's set some stuff on fire tasty

teach them to mess with us we will

You don't sound like a candidate for the Good People Club. Who did you vote for?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: agrajag on January 27, 2019, 01:00:41 AM: When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice (You talkin' some crazy shit now, nicca)
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 01:03:45 AM: Quote from: agrajag on January 27, 2019, 01:00:41 AM
When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies, loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice (You talkin' some crazy shit now, nicca)

https://www.google.com/search?q=talking+heads+heaven+lyrics&oq=talking+heads+heaven&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4212j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 01:16:13 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2019, 12:42:30 AM
You don't sound like a candidate for the Good People Club. Who did you vote for?
when?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 01:26:35 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 01:16:13 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2019, 12:42:30 AM
You don't sound like a candidate for the Good People Club. Who did you vote for?
when?

Did you (or would you have) voted for Perot in 92?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 01:54:11 AM: Not after he bailed out despite leading in the polls only to come back in and make up bullshit about how the Republicans were going to ruin his daughters wedding if he didn't drop out. He never recovered from that.

It showed the American people he wasn't willing to commit to crazy. Also there was a real life Native American, Russell Means, running on the Libertarian ticket that year who was the proper amount of crazy for me. And he was later endorsed by Larry David:
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In 2004, Means made a guest appearance on the HBO program Curb Your Enthusiasm. Means played Wandering Bear, an American Indian with skills in landscaping and herbal medicine.

There's been a long rumor, never been verified by Perot, that he never thought that people would meet his "impossible" standard of getting him on every ballot, so that he could fake "run" to the conventions and then endorse one of the candidates effectively. But they did, and he was doing too well in the polls, and that was his attempt at getting out of it.

I don't believe the theory that his dropping out was intended to boost Clinton. I think it just so happened that Clinton did well at his convention speech especially compared to the Buchanan show at the RNC, back when those mattered, and so with Perot out enough people said "hey, maybe this guy is good." And never went back to Perot when he returned.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 01:55:35 AM: If voting makes you good then no wonder Australians are some of the goodest people alive
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 02:16:28 AM: Quote from: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 01:55:35 AM
If voting makes you good then no wonder Australians are some of the goodest people alive
FACT CHECK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Leyonhjelm#Parliament
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 02:22:06 AM: Since when were politicians people
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2019, 11:50:50 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 27, 2019, 12:42:30 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on January 27, 2019, 12:37:30 AM
let's set some stuff on fire tasty

teach them to mess with us we will

You don't sound like a candidate for the Good People Club. Who did you vote for?

Ron Paul 2.0
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Kara on January 27, 2019, 12:05:52 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 27, 2019, 12:27:30 AM
Nah being good sucks I wanna be bad :maf

I have like negative infinity karma because of my trade, do not recommend.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 27, 2019, 12:07:18 PM: It’s okay Kara, most professions require you to at least indirectly cause suffering HONK HONK
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2019, 12:16:22 PM: I mean my professional work can only be seen as a benefaction to all of humanity. And when the age of AI dawns, those whose work requires suffering will be made to suffer.
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By my kink bots with their camp German accents.
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Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: BisMarckie on January 27, 2019, 12:35:30 PM: I haven't strangled the guy trying to repair my staircase.

Yet.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: BisMarckie on January 27, 2019, 12:37:44 PM: Quote from: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 01:55:35 AM
If voting makes you good then no wonder Australians are some of the goodest people alive

You could sit on your ass and play vidya while suckers waste their time at the voting booth. :girlaff
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Kara on January 27, 2019, 02:01:56 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 27, 2019, 12:07:18 PM
It’s okay Kara, most professions require you to at least indirectly cause suffering HONK HONK

I think most people would apply a voluntary / involuntary metric in evaluating its karma effect though. There's a reasonable difference between someone in a factory town working at the racism factory and the lawyer who represents the racism factory in binding arbitration. But thanks!
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Snoopycat_ on January 27, 2019, 02:35:55 PM: I don't care what anyone says, I like Charlize Theron
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2019, 03:48:57 PM: Quote from: Glen on January 27, 2019, 03:15:01 PM
My whole life really. I’ve always figured if you're gonna follow in someone's footsteps, who better than Christ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua_FD2I6uzc
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2019, 04:31:43 PM: Quote from: Stro on January 27, 2019, 03:46:24 PM
Jesus Christ is the first person I think of when I think of your behavior, Jack

Every time I read one of his posts, I say "Jesus Christ."
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 04:38:36 PM: Quote from: KennyLoggins on January 27, 2019, 12:37:44 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on January 27, 2019, 01:55:35 AM
If voting makes you good then no wonder Australians are some of the goodest people alive

You could sit on your ass and play vidya while suckers waste their time at the voting booth. :girlaff

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Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2019, 04:40:43 PM: I will never be in this club
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 27, 2019, 05:40:20 PM: Quote from: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2019, 04:40:43 PM
I will never be in this club

We can all grow. I believe in you.

For example, I grew today by looking at kids on BART and refraining from imagining about playing with their entrails.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: chronovore on January 27, 2019, 09:38:37 PM: Is there a form I can use to apply to the club?
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Momo on January 28, 2019, 02:36:43 AM: Me and my buddy nearly beat the fuck out of homeless guy yesterday, we ended up just shoving him and telling him to piss off though. He was threatening to slap a woman in broad daylight in long street, what a fucking twat.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Snoopycat_ on January 28, 2019, 09:31:32 PM: I like to show the homeless my new Iphone and boast about it's battery life. I like to think it will inspire them to stop being homeless and get jobs so they can have a new Iphone like me
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: TVC15 on January 28, 2019, 09:37:16 PM: I watched a dude change his socks on the bus today and I almost nearly didn’t get an erection.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: Brehvolution on January 29, 2019, 01:31:00 PM: I always tip the dude that counts my returnables(water, beer, soda bottles/cans) a third or $5 of what I returned. Whichever is larger.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on January 30, 2019, 05:08:55 AM: Went on a date with the wife, won a bunch of tickets at the arcade. We found a kid and gave him all our tickets.
Title: Re: The Good People Club
Post by: agrajag on January 30, 2019, 06:04:29 AM: did you resist fantasizing about splitting him open and playing with his entrails though? ::)