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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2019, 01:18:42 PM

Title: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2019, 01:18:42 PM
Yeah, he’s guilty, but can’t a guy just get his D sucked without it being a whole federal case?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 22, 2019, 01:22:31 PM
What’s the point of being rich if you can’t get some strange for some change?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Let's Cyber on February 22, 2019, 01:26:24 PM
A billionaire can't even get a handy in peace anymore.

This is why America is going to hell.  :'(
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 02:02:45 PM
Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.



Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2019, 02:42:55 PM
Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.

And if he did, who are we to deny him this after the decades of joy his cheeses have given us?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Don Rumata on February 22, 2019, 02:50:24 PM
Bought Kraft mayo once, literally shaking rn.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Brehvolution on February 22, 2019, 03:25:47 PM
He looked a little deflated in his mugshot.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Huff on February 22, 2019, 03:52:23 PM
Why not just fly insta thots and whores to you tho
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Huff on February 22, 2019, 03:52:41 PM
Maybe he liked the thrill of possibly being caught
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 22, 2019, 04:33:52 PM
I'm sure he could have a chef follow him around 24/7 and cook him food whenever he wants. But I bet he likes to pull into a Taco Bell, sit in the parking lot while he shame-eats two Big Box meals by himself.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Nintex on February 22, 2019, 04:48:07 PM
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1099049262854299648 (https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1099049262854299648)
 :whoo
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 22, 2019, 04:51:50 PM
:trumps
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Mandark on February 22, 2019, 06:21:47 PM
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1098991454699933696
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: benjipwns on February 23, 2019, 01:55:54 AM
so Q was right?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: brawndolicious on February 23, 2019, 02:17:35 AM
What’s the point of being rich if you can’t get some strange for some change?

He's either a total asshole or an idiot. Nothing wrong with a widower his age getting all his sex from professionals, but why go to a parlor where you can reasonably assume most of them are coerced.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: nudemacusers on February 23, 2019, 04:23:27 AM
Reading some of the reactions, people are acting like he walked into a secret sex dungeon and unchained the starving woman he wanted to give him a handy.
Is there a site where one can find these places?  :doge
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: nudemacusers on February 23, 2019, 04:26:15 AM
Also they’re getting busted due to credit receipts? I don’t even trust the local Chinese restaurants with my card and I’m pretty sure no sex slaves are working there.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 23, 2019, 12:55:44 PM
If you're a billionaire in the public view and you don't fuxx with high end escort agencies that price privacy into the transaction in favor of using your credit card at a fucking jack shack... brother, you deserve to get pinched. You're stupid.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Don Rumata on February 23, 2019, 01:05:54 PM
If you're a billionaire in the public view and you don't fuxx with high end escort agencies that price privacy into the transaction in favor of using your credit card at a fucking jack shack... brother, you deserve to get pinched. You're stupid.
It's not about getting off, it's about rubbing off of that sweet, sweet human misery.
But you non-billionaires, will NEVER understand!
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2019, 06:37:51 PM
@kara
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 23, 2019, 08:26:11 PM
https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 23, 2019, 09:28:10 PM
https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593

Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: jorma on February 24, 2019, 08:00:09 AM
https://twitter.com/norlingshea/status/1099475767052910593

no lies detected

Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 24, 2019, 11:13:29 AM
https://twitter.com/albamonica/status/1099046175154622464
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: BisMarckie on February 24, 2019, 01:58:03 PM


Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy :noah
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 24, 2019, 03:54:23 PM


Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy :noah

How good are you at a massage?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Don Rumata on February 24, 2019, 04:16:19 PM


Robert Kraft is actually my kindhearted, billionaire grandpa.

For a billion dollars he could be my daddy :noah

How good are you at a massage?
Gave you a like, to massage your ego.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: agrajag on February 24, 2019, 07:02:41 PM
happy ending, one billion dolla
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 24, 2019, 09:27:06 PM
https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1099704915956559872

 :doge
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 24, 2019, 09:50:41 PM
https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1099808300642824193

oops, wrong thread
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: agrajag on February 24, 2019, 10:09:15 PM
fuck you and your blatant disregard for the Bire's effective information gain/understanding process, Shosta.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 25, 2019, 12:04:01 AM
It still works in this thread. Not letting billionaires have the freedom to get a rub & tub is basically fascism.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: team filler on February 25, 2019, 02:03:52 AM
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1099175744096428033
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: chronovore on February 25, 2019, 09:18:13 AM
There is no uncoerced labor under capitalism.

:dead
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Brehvolution on February 25, 2019, 09:31:34 AM
The real reason only Kraft's name was released among the 100's of others:
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Cops are Dolphin fans.
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Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 25, 2019, 03:12:24 PM
https://deadspin.com/robert-kraft-went-to-orchids-of-asia-on-the-morning-of-1832876333

DOB: 5/20/73 & 07/19/60

I remember when this broke and some people were like "uh oh, what if they were underage?" Nah son, Kraft liked to party with them old broads.  :whatisthis
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on February 25, 2019, 08:34:52 PM
I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.

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Police witnessed Kraft inside the “Orchids of Asia” massage parlor in Jupiter, Florida on two separate occasions, thanks to a “sneak and peek” warrant that allowed them to plant recording devices. In one instance, cameras recorded a woman hugging Kraft before he took off all his clothing and “laid face up on the massage table,” according to a probable cause affidavit. 


https://www.thedailybeast.com/robert-kraft-caught-on-video-getting-handjob-and-paying-dollar100-florida-authorities-say?ref=home
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: BisMarckie on February 25, 2019, 08:39:33 PM
I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.
:phil

How much would you pay or charge(no kinkshaming :wag) for giving Kraft a handy brehs?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: hampster on February 25, 2019, 11:49:58 PM
Flying to Florida for a 15 minute handy ???

I struggle to get up and change discs in the playstation
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: chronovore on February 27, 2019, 02:29:21 AM
I read somewhere there's video of Kraft getting the handy.
:phil

How much would you pay or charge(no kinkshaming :wag) for giving Kraft a handy brehs?

Kinda brings new meaning to "Kraft Singles."
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on March 02, 2019, 02:58:25 PM
Kraft plead non guilty.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Kara on March 02, 2019, 03:11:58 PM
I'm sure he could have a chef follow him around 24/7 and cook him food whenever he wants. But I bet he likes to pull into a Taco Bell, sit in the parking lot while he shame-eats two Big Box meals by himself.

Last evening I drank a bottle of niceish California wine and by the end of the night I was eating Nachos Supreme in shame. 8)
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2019, 09:56:18 AM
Plot twist.
https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1104000906801094656 (https://twitter.com/MiamiHerald/status/1104000906801094656)
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Steve Contra on March 08, 2019, 07:04:25 PM
We're so far into Trump's presidency that the president of the United States watching the Super Bowl with the former owner of a massage parlor involved in human trafficking is eliciting lots of "it's probably nothing" (see above) rather than "the what in the actual fuck how did that happen" that it should be.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2019, 07:25:18 PM
It's a good thing that Trump didn't send this woman a personal gift to thank her for helping his campaign.

I mean, that could be something really damaging. Even more so if pictures would surface of this lady posing with the rest of the family.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1J9XvKXgAEFYvP.jpg)

https://twitter.com/Pinche_Pi/status/1104062642170351617 (https://twitter.com/Pinche_Pi/status/1104062642170351617)
[close]

And you know, it wouldn't be a good look if you had invited a person that runs shady rug and tug places to the White House.
You'd have to explain something.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1J3aj3WsAAI0D6.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1J3aj3WsAAI0D6.jpg)
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 08, 2019, 07:48:46 PM
Obama was just working with the Mueller investigation to get Tyler busted on Facebook.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on March 09, 2019, 03:21:17 PM
Need to find the thing I read earlier, she has a bunch of clean money connections.  What’s creepy on its own is someone like that also owned potentially sex trafficking linked massage parlors.

A criminal using a legitimate business to help launder her money? Perish the thought.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: agrajag on March 10, 2019, 03:20:15 PM
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2019/02/22/report-robert-kraft-is-not-the-biggest-name-involved-in-prostitution-case/
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: agrajag on March 10, 2019, 03:58:42 PM
police also denied Jussie Smoleyt being a suspect, until they didn't  :doge
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Nintex on March 10, 2019, 04:06:58 PM
My guess

Eric Trump
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on March 19, 2019, 08:30:33 PM
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1108120312393224195
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: team filler on March 19, 2019, 08:32:29 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 10:06:54 PM
Wait, is that how that works? You say "you got me!" and all your charges are dropped?
how important of a person are you? are you perhaps a cop?
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: benjipwns on March 19, 2019, 10:24:30 PM
I don't think it's "dropping charges" as:
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According to the Wall Street Journal (subscription required), Kraft and the other men charged with soliciting prostitution have been offered a deal to have the charges dropped by Florida prosecutors. This would happen if the men were to admit they would be found guilty at a trial.

The report adds the men would need to attend an education course on prostitution, 100 hours of community service, among other things.
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Kraft, who has denied through a spokesman that he committed a crime, has been charged with two counts of solicitation. "We categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity," his spokesman said.

The charges are second-degree misdemeanors and generally carry no more than a 60-day sentence in county jail, according to Mike Edmondson, a spokesman with the State Attorney's Office in Palm Beach County.
The reporting on this must be missing another charge or something. A higher level one.

This isn't even nolo contendere.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on April 12, 2019, 10:33:43 PM
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1116888758824181761

Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: agrajag on April 13, 2019, 12:10:21 AM
Wait, is that how that works? You say "you got me!" and all your charges are dropped?

Yes, if you are a billionaire. Back to a life of not committing federal crimes for you, Shosta.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on April 15, 2019, 01:02:56 AM
https://twitter.com/ESPNMichele/status/1116752167522766849
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on April 27, 2019, 12:03:46 AM
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New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft was reportedly "respectful" and upbeat during his conversation with Florida police officers earlier this year, according to court records, even showing off one of his Super Bowl rings while being cited for alleged solicitation of a prostitute.

Kraft asked officers if they were fans of the Miami Dolphins and showed off the championship ring while being stopped after exiting a spa during a prostitution sting earlier this year, according to court records obtained by The Boston Globe.

“Robert Kraft was very polite and respectful during the whole process ... [he] asked the [officer] if he was a Dolphins fan,’’ prosecutors wrote. “He then told the officer he was the owner of the Patriots ... and showed his Super Bowl ring.”

Kraft's lawyers, according

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/440903-robert-kraft-flashed-super-bowl-ring-at-police-when-stopped

:dead
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 12:12:03 AM
he needs to get on Donald Sterling's level:
(https://external-preview.redd.it/9Reqb33CDHV8mgDQ-cMoQbGSPMILOd9OfAZF4QlOWcg.jpg?auto=webp&s=fd202031cb5aca9555f1e7dddf52e658073dd2ce)

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Is Mr Koon a real person or does he refer to all blacks as Mr Koons?
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Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: BisMarckie on April 27, 2019, 10:52:04 AM
he needs to get on Donald Sterling's level:
(https://external-preview.redd.it/9Reqb33CDHV8mgDQ-cMoQbGSPMILOd9OfAZF4QlOWcg.jpg?auto=webp&s=fd202031cb5aca9555f1e7dddf52e658073dd2ce)

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Is Mr Koon a real person or does he refer to all blacks as Mr Koons?
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The real life version of "Sir...this is a Wendy's" :rejoice
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on May 13, 2019, 08:08:13 PM
https://twitter.com/TJQuinnESPN/status/1128045935819464705

No handy video for you.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 13, 2019, 08:15:14 PM
The judge should have to release a video of himself getting a handy.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Kara on May 13, 2019, 10:15:25 PM
I mean admitting guilt is part of every plea deal

Not when you make an Alford plea!
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: benjipwns on May 14, 2019, 09:36:48 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/z5pMXdv.png)

PHRASING
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Brehvolution on May 14, 2019, 10:17:09 AM
If you can't do the time, you can be absolved of the crime.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Tripon on December 28, 2019, 05:39:45 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/robert-kraft-felony-five-year-prison-sentence-prostitution-case-181900484.html

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New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is facing intensifying pressure from Florida prosecutors as they seek to increase charges against him in a wide-ranging prostitution case.

According to a report from the Sun-Sentinel’s Marc Freeman, state lawyers have filed a request to the Florida Attorney General’s office to increase Kraft's charge from two misdemeanors to a third-degree felony, which could earn him up to five years in prison.

[Watch live NFL games all season long for free on the Yahoo Sports app]

Kraft previously pleaded not guilty to the two misdemeanor charges in March — stemming from two January 2019 incidents — and has requested a jury trial.

The request to enhance the charge is quite unusual but would also depend on the state winning an appeal of a lower court ruling that tossed out video evidence against Kraft.

There’s no current timetable for when this legal matter might finish; Kraft is one of 25 people who face charges for this investigation into Orchids of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida. But even if he doesn’t face punishment from the legal system, he faces the possibility of punishment from the league later.

Not out of trouble just yet.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: kingv on December 28, 2019, 07:30:49 PM
Must have shot large ropes, I guess.
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: MMaRsu on December 29, 2019, 10:04:33 AM
Free kraft punk

https://youtu.be/tDVDbDI45gQ

birthers vs flat earthers

He may be non-partisan, but he's all-parmesan
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 24, 2020, 07:55:39 PM
Victory!

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1309179587105034243
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 24, 2020, 08:35:03 PM
Finally rich people catch a break! :rejoice
Title: Re: #FreeRobertKraft
Post by: Lonewulfeus on September 24, 2020, 08:45:02 PM
Now leak the video