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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on April 26, 2019, 10:49:23 PM

Title: post your erect penis size
Post by: Shostakovich on April 26, 2019, 10:49:23 PM
5.5"
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: curly on April 26, 2019, 10:58:40 PM
5/13th of a cubit
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 26, 2019, 11:11:32 PM
This isn't what I imagined when I asked if you'd like to help with the dossiers...

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Maybe it is.
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Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2019, 11:25:34 PM
*subs to thread*
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: agrajag on April 26, 2019, 11:34:54 PM
you're supposed measure from the base of the balls, right?
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 26, 2019, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: agrajag on April 26, 2019, 11:34:54 PM
you're supposed measure from the base of the balls, right?
for girth, yes
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: bork on April 26, 2019, 11:45:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8b1iflpz9w
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 26, 2019, 11:46:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/y5QgGy1.png)

 :teehee
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2019, 11:49:31 PM
In between shosta and PD.

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But enough about my fantasies. :rodney
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Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Valkyrie on April 27, 2019, 01:18:24 AM
3”

Hit me up, girls.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: El Babua on April 27, 2019, 01:20:48 AM
All penii are beautiful  :-[
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 27, 2019, 02:08:47 AM
Enough

This doesn't read as cool as it sounded in my head
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Don Rumata on April 27, 2019, 02:53:42 AM
Never really measured, looks normal enough.  :doge
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Potato on April 27, 2019, 03:04:30 AM
I always give the full 12 inches...3, 6, 9, 12...and we're done.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: BisMarckie on April 27, 2019, 05:45:17 AM
Quote from: El Babua on April 27, 2019, 01:20:48 AM
All penii are beautiful  :-[

ACKCHUALLY, the correct plural would be penes since it is a third declension noun. :smug
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: BisMarckie on April 27, 2019, 06:02:15 AM
Only people with small penes insist on using the correct latin declination.






:goty2
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 06:01:29 AM
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

:smug

"People with small cocks always say, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it;' like the guys with big cocks have no clue. They're like, 'What do you do with it again? Put it in and then take it out? This is just too confusing. If only it were smaller and easier to maneuver.'"

-Norm Macdonald
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 06:36:54 AM
wait you mean during a disney epic blockbuster or what?
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: nudemacusers on April 27, 2019, 06:39:52 AM
6.5 I think it’s been a hot minute since I measured.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 06:47:12 AM
Is there a difference in penis erectness between masturbating and regular sex?
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM
What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:06:34 AM
(https://wol-prod-cdn.literatumonline.com/cms/attachment/23d42d53-83c0-4b96-b5b7-9d979b97f75c/bju13010-fig-0002-m.jpg)

I didn't know stretched length was equal to erect length. Save yourself some time
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 07:15:24 AM
the thread isn't post your stretched length penis size so how would we be saving time?
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: nudemacusers on April 27, 2019, 07:22:44 AM
Wait are we not measuring from the asshole?  ???
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:36:05 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 07:15:24 AM
the thread isn't post your stretched length penis size so how would we be saving time?

Because there's probably a strong statistical link considering the percentiles. Plus who wants to have to have an erect penis?
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 07:46:32 AM
i feel we are approaching The Bire from a completely opposite methodology
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Don Rumata on April 27, 2019, 09:28:10 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 08:13:44 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 06:35:01 AM
Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 06:01:29 AM
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.

:smug

"People with small cocks always say, 'It's not how big it is, it's what you do with it;' like the guys with big cocks have no clue. They're like, 'What do you do with it again? Put it in and then take it out? This is just too confusing. If only it were smaller and easier to maneuver.'"

-Norm Macdonald

"Norm Macdonald is a fucking idiot."

-Dufus
He's a real jerk.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Rufus on April 27, 2019, 10:06:29 AM
Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:06:34 AM
(https://wol-prod-cdn.literatumonline.com/cms/attachment/23d42d53-83c0-4b96-b5b7-9d979b97f75c/bju13010-fig-0002-m.jpg)

I didn't know stretched length was equal to erect length. Save yourself some time
95th percentile :smug
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Rufus on April 27, 2019, 11:32:33 AM
Transhuman, dig up the chart for that.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 03:53:05 PM
not surprised this thread is giving you flashbacks to that traumatic event
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: benjipwns on April 27, 2019, 04:10:15 PM
pretty sure pre-funk was just like jazz or something man
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: team filler on April 27, 2019, 04:22:37 PM
 :drool
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: thisismyusername on April 27, 2019, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:08:31 PM
It was at my apartment you dolt.. hence the pre-funk.

...So, how big is it...?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/367a1d8b765c3e4f9030144d825983fe/tenor.gif?itemid=5606277)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqyKTx_qgkE
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2019, 04:29:53 PM
How big is your dick riotous
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2019, 04:31:29 PM
Quote from: Dufus on April 27, 2019, 04:02:38 PM
TIL girls carry measuring tools with them on a night out

It's called a tongue.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: BisMarckie on April 27, 2019, 04:37:28 PM
TIL that all friends of my wife and former girlfriends are frigid bitches. :maf
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: thisismyusername on April 27, 2019, 04:46:38 PM
Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:46:01 PM
That’s less interesting than the story trust me.

XXM

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 27, 2019, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: riotous on April 27, 2019, 04:08:31 PM
It was at my apartment you dolt.. hence the pre-funk.

...So, how big is it...?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/367a1d8b765c3e4f9030144d825983fe/tenor.gif?itemid=5606277)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqyKTx_qgkE

.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 28, 2019, 02:45:20 AM
Quote from: Rufus on April 27, 2019, 11:32:33 AM
Transhuman, dig up the chart for that.

What do I look like to you!? Some pathetic incel pervert obsessed with dick science?

(https://ai2-s2-public.s3.amazonaws.com/figures/2017-08-08/80fd99e2c815cf565fda7a7c76663ae8b7c494d5/5-Figure3-1.png)
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: brawndolicious on April 28, 2019, 05:05:55 AM
I've never measured it but apparently it looks good on the rare occassion where I've had dick pics requested. But from a functionality standpoint, it's more important how hard you get than how long you get.

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM
What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing

People will still lie. From my first neogaf thread:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/ (https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/)

I don't think the links work but basically, most men are around 5-6 inches but each racial had at least a 1 inch gap between the average length measured versus the self-reported value. Even racial groups that were already larger than average would have that amount of exagerration.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: Transhuman on April 28, 2019, 11:16:27 AM
Quote from: brawndolicious on April 28, 2019, 05:05:55 AM
I've never measured it but apparently it looks good on the rare occassion where I've had dick pics requested. But from a functionality standpoint, it's more important how hard you get than how long you get.

Quote from: Transhuman on April 27, 2019, 07:03:47 AM
What we need is an unbiased mediary that we can send dick pics to so that the length can be accurately confirmed, while also protecting our privacy.

I bet an online anonymous dick length confirmation service would make a killing

People will still lie. From my first neogaf thread:

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/ (https://www.neogaf.com/threads/world-penis-size-to-self-report-is-to-lie.424925/)

I don't think the links work but basically, most men are around 5-6 inches but each racial had at least a 1 inch gap between the average length measured versus the self-reported value. Even racial groups that were already larger than average would have that amount of exagerration.

Whatever you have to tell youself to sleep at night. The Australian average length is 100% true.

:rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
https://youtu.be/E58qLXBfLrs
:rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 28, 2019, 12:02:15 PM
7.5
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: bork on April 28, 2019, 12:56:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

7:10: "I heard Shaq's penis is so big, right now it's being roasted at Caesar's Palace!"

 :shaq
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2019, 10:57:44 AM
Nice try but you're not going to get me to compromise the answers to my password security questions
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: brawndolicious on May 02, 2019, 02:52:07 PM
I had to check out of curiosity and apparently I'm in the top few percentile erect. But I'm a grower as I'm in the 80s flaccid.

Either that chart is being very generous or you can disregard my previous post.
Title: Re: post your erect penis size
Post by: BikeJesus on May 03, 2019, 08:03:34 PM
~7.5". I call it the Cervix Smasher.

Definitely a grower, though. Flaccid and cold my dick is basically non-existent. 1.5" if I'm lucky.