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Title: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 07, 2019, 11:31:53 AM
War has changed.
Why send out thousands of conscripted teenagers out to die in some god forsaken place in Slavonia when you can beat them in stuff that really matters?
Why not pretend that the Warsaw Pact never ended and party like it’s 1983?
SFOR and KFOR never managed to bring the former Yugoslavian states closer together than them giving each other 12 points in some crummy voting process.
Why hold an expensive referendum when you can use music to tell the EU what you think of it?
Naming a nationalistic Ukrainian song the winner will do more to Russia than any sanction.

Semi finals are one week away :supergay

Monetary breakdance

https://youtu.be/JHnqF5PLP2w
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 07, 2019, 12:00:43 PM
This year‘s host finest song
https://youtu.be/3uNfhj66GOo
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 03:27:31 PM
Anyone watching this turdfest?

I haven't heard any of the songs before and so far I'm not impressed, pretty meh.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on May 14, 2019, 03:37:17 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/A5stEzt.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 03:41:44 PM
Fuck it, I'll stan Manbun Barefoot.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 03:43:52 PM
Oh and MÉLOVIN WAS ROBBED
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 03:59:52 PM
Finally some opera  8)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 04:07:43 PM
Poland and Montenegro were so terrible that it was glorious :rejoice
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 14, 2019, 04:16:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/A5stEzt.gif?noredirect)

if it were up to me, personally, I say play it safe and cover her up a bit more
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 04:30:36 PM
Australia with some Frozen cosplay  :lol
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 04:34:13 PM
Iceland going for the leather daddy audience. :supergay
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 04:48:05 PM
San Marino was just terrible, but in a good way. :rejoice
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 04:49:56 PM
Portugal was such a weird performance, but thanks to iceland nobody will remember it. :fbm
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 04:58:46 PM
Yeah just let Serhat win the whole thing
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 05:01:56 PM
France with more pandering than anyone else.    :yuck
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 05:04:34 PM
Israel with a typical “hosting this shit is expensive, let‘s not do that again“ song

:snore
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 14, 2019, 05:10:16 PM
:trumps tier
Greece
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Australia

:pika tier
San Marino
Slovenia

:beli tier
Serbia
Estonia
Belarus

:supergay tier
Iceland
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 14, 2019, 05:18:51 PM
Out of those ten only Australia and Iceland were in any way interesting, but still I say Serhat should win. Let the old dude score some bussy
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Potato on May 15, 2019, 02:01:05 AM
Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on May 15, 2019, 07:27:37 AM
Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.

It's still under UK/parliamentary rule isn't it?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Rufus on May 15, 2019, 10:51:02 AM
Nope. Like other Commonwealth nations Betty 2 is their monarch, but that doesn't mean shit.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 15, 2019, 12:57:53 PM
Iceland rocked
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:10:47 PM
Armenia with their usual over-produced  power ballad crap. :snore
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:15:33 PM
Moldova trying to ignore their meme audience.  :hhh
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:22:24 PM
I think Switzerland will be in. Not a song I‘d listen to, but I wouldn‘t immediately change the station,
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 03:23:47 PM
Moblin likes Latvia
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:23:54 PM
I like Latvia‘s song. :obama
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 03:25:59 PM
Not exactly The Common Linnets is it but it's at least more listenable than a lot of these other songs
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:27:47 PM
Romania :obama

I should hate this, but I don‘t
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:36:59 PM
Denmark‘s performance reminds me of some kind of cult.  :doge
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: team filler on May 16, 2019, 03:38:36 PM
#BDS
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 03:43:29 PM
Was all the weird stuff in the first semi? I'm having trouble remembering everything I've seen tonight, nothing really stands out  :boring
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:45:11 PM
Can‘t unhear Austria singing about shoes.  :doge
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:47:28 PM
Croatia :trash

Will probably be close to making it. Never underestimate the Croatian diaspora. Same for Poland, they almost got their trash into the final yesterday.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 03:47:40 PM
Who jizzed on the angels?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:53:09 PM
Valletta 2020. :supergay

Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 03:54:52 PM
:whatisthis
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:04:29 PM
:putin :putin / 5
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:06:44 PM
Go back to your country. :hhh
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 04:07:12 PM
Okay Albania is best so far tonight
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 04:08:41 PM
Go back to your country. :hhh

You go back to your country  8)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 04:11:32 PM
Jesus christ our commentator is so annoying  :piss2
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:15:58 PM
Don‘t see the Netherlands as a favorite.  :trumps

Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 04:17:05 PM
I can see them doing really well
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 16, 2019, 04:23:29 PM
Posting in this thread is a good way to stock up on moblin likes  :P Only Kenny and I seem to realize it  8)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: benjipwns on May 16, 2019, 04:29:39 PM
I hope moblin realizes that these likes will be used against him in the eventual Eurovision war crimes trial.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:32:15 PM
War crime tier

Croatia
Ireland
Lithuania
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:33:17 PM
North Macedonia was terrible as well but the singer had big tits. :trumps
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 04:57:56 PM
Germany‘s song is so terrible, but not in the fun way. :stahp

Worst defeat since Stalingrad or Lou‘s Let‘s get happy, can‘t decide.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 16, 2019, 05:03:38 PM
I read Holland was favourite but the song was disappointing, def not as good as the country song few years back.

Denmarks entry is so kawaii, makes me happy  :-*
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 05:06:43 PM
North Macedonia qualified with the thiccness bonus. :pimp
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 16, 2019, 05:11:22 PM
Latvia was robbed. :maf
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2019, 03:35:43 PM
Watching now on free vpn.

 8)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: VomKriege on May 18, 2019, 03:42:23 PM
Madonna to be declared winner.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 04:05:29 PM
So Cyprus really just sent the same song again but with different lyrics? Fuego should have won tbh, I'm still salty. But sending the same song again seems pretty dumb lol
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 04:09:03 PM
Serhat objectively better than the German song.

Denmark with a better performance than in the semis, mainly because she avoided the high notes altogether. :shh
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 04:10:22 PM
I can't stand this Greek chick's voice :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 04:14:09 PM
Somebody on Era called her a singing nose and it's so accurate  :lol
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 04:16:42 PM
Damn bro you weren't that bad
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 04:20:18 PM
Norway's bald dude and Serhat should team up for something truly glorious  :bow2
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 04:23:15 PM
Norway‘s song was if someone told them that they had to include the bald dude somehow or they wouldn’t be allowed to participate.  :lol

Chav singing :snore
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2019, 04:31:57 PM
Iceland wins!

Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:12:56 PM
Jesus christ I'm tired
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:20:44 PM
Måns  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2019, 05:22:03 PM
I like Czech Republic, Denmark. I'll pick one more to root for during the recap


edit: I'l add Greece in there.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 05:35:29 PM
I don't even have a favorite this year, it's weird. I don't really care who wins  :doge

Edit: no I want Sweden to win so Måns can host again  :heart
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 05:49:17 PM
I spent 14 cents voting for Norway, they better win  :maf
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
Spain‘s song is stuck in my head :stahp
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 06:01:44 PM
Please help the crazy grandma off the stage.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: team filler on May 18, 2019, 06:20:44 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/8YHWUp1.jpg)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 06:26:25 PM
Why the fuck does North Macedonia get all the points?
Did I miss something about this song?
Or does Europe really love busty women? Not that there is anything wrong with it. :phil
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2019, 06:48:37 PM
VI VON!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2019, 06:54:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D64lbxYW0AEjlkf.jpg:large)

We can actually win this year. I can't believe it.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 06:54:46 PM
BAN THE JURIES AND KILL THEM

Norway was robbed. :maf
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2019, 07:01:30 PM
VI LOST!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2019, 07:02:18 PM
ban the amateurs in the televote, let the proffessionals decide this  :punch
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 07:08:08 PM
The future liberals want
(https://i.imgur.com/dE0vNwU_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2019, 07:09:22 PM
Our boi Duncan won  :pika

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3D-r4ogr7s

Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2019, 07:09:39 PM
The black man denied again.

 :gurl
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 07:10:28 PM
Dutch song :snore

The people have spoken and thus Norway is the real winner, the Netherlands just have to foot the bill next year. :smug
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 18, 2019, 07:13:27 PM
The future liberals want
(https://i.imgur.com/dE0vNwU_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

the show director is never gonna get a travel visa to Israel approved again  :lol
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2019, 07:17:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rYRquCg.jpg)

Thank you for posing for a filler post
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: skullstorm on May 18, 2019, 07:53:43 PM
The face on Sweden's guy when he heard those pitiful points lol, I hope someone gifs it.

Neither Sweden nor the Netherlands was that good but whatever. I didn't really care who won this time. I hope there will be better songs next year, this year was mostly boring  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on May 18, 2019, 07:56:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/5TqR38v.png)


Serhat the real winner tbh
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2019, 08:22:54 PM
Songs I liked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1-uy9FYKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hk2MaYKXH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulQoRPcQVDc
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: Trent Dole on May 19, 2019, 02:07:55 AM
https://twitter.com/Tennessee_Pete/status/1129886253049102337
One of these already showed up in thread but whatever. :-[
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019
Post by: jorma on May 19, 2019, 09:46:56 AM
Madonna being savaged in Sweden about her participation in Israeli Eurovision:

”Du är inte blind på vänster öga. Varför ögonlapp?? Du kränker dom som verkligen behöver lapp”, skriver Katrin i Expressens livechatt.

You aren't blind in your left eye! Why the eyepatch?? You are offensive to those who really need a patch, Katrin writes in Expressens livechat