THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BisMarckie on May 07, 2019, 11:31:53 AM
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War has changed.
Why send out thousands of conscripted teenagers out to die in some god forsaken place in Slavonia when you can beat them in stuff that really matters?
Why not pretend that the Warsaw Pact never ended and party like it’s 1983?
SFOR and KFOR never managed to bring the former Yugoslavian states closer together than them giving each other 12 points in some crummy voting process.
Why hold an expensive referendum when you can use music to tell the EU what you think of it?
Naming a nationalistic Ukrainian song the winner will do more to Russia than any sanction.
Semi finals are one week away :supergay
Monetary breakdance
https://youtu.be/JHnqF5PLP2w
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This year‘s host finest song
https://youtu.be/3uNfhj66GOo
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Anyone watching this turdfest?
I haven't heard any of the songs before and so far I'm not impressed, pretty meh.
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(https://i.imgur.com/A5stEzt.gif?noredirect)
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Fuck it, I'll stan Manbun Barefoot.
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Oh and MÉLOVIN WAS ROBBED
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Finally some opera 8)
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Poland and Montenegro were so terrible that it was glorious :rejoice
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(https://i.imgur.com/A5stEzt.gif?noredirect)
if it were up to me, personally, I say play it safe and cover her up a bit more
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Australia with some Frozen cosplay :lol
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Iceland going for the leather daddy audience. :supergay
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San Marino was just terrible, but in a good way. :rejoice
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Portugal was such a weird performance, but thanks to iceland nobody will remember it. :fbm
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Yeah just let Serhat win the whole thing
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France with more pandering than anyone else. :yuck
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Israel with a typical “hosting this shit is expensive, let‘s not do that again“ song
:snore
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:trumps tier
Greece
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Australia
:pika tier
San Marino
Slovenia
:beli tier
Serbia
Estonia
Belarus
:supergay tier
Iceland
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Out of those ten only Australia and Iceland were in any way interesting, but still I say Serhat should win. Let the old dude score some bussy
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Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.
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Five years later and I'm still wondering what the fuck Australia is doing in Eurovision...and I say that as a Eurovision fan.
It's still under UK/parliamentary rule isn't it?
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Nope. Like other Commonwealth nations Betty 2 is their monarch, but that doesn't mean shit.
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Iceland rocked
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Armenia with their usual over-produced power ballad crap. :snore
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Moldova trying to ignore their meme audience. :hhh
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I think Switzerland will be in. Not a song I‘d listen to, but I wouldn‘t immediately change the station,
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Moblin likes Latvia
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I like Latvia‘s song. :obama
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Not exactly The Common Linnets is it but it's at least more listenable than a lot of these other songs
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Romania :obama
I should hate this, but I don‘t
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Denmark‘s performance reminds me of some kind of cult. :doge
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#BDS
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Was all the weird stuff in the first semi? I'm having trouble remembering everything I've seen tonight, nothing really stands out :boring
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Can‘t unhear Austria singing about shoes. :doge
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Croatia :trash
Will probably be close to making it. Never underestimate the Croatian diaspora. Same for Poland, they almost got their trash into the final yesterday.
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Who jizzed on the angels?
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Valletta 2020. :supergay
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:whatisthis
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:putin :putin / 5
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Go back to your country. :hhh
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Okay Albania is best so far tonight
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Go back to your country. :hhh
You go back to your country 8)
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Jesus christ our commentator is so annoying :piss2
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Don‘t see the Netherlands as a favorite. :trumps
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I can see them doing really well
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Posting in this thread is a good way to stock up on moblin likes :P Only Kenny and I seem to realize it 8)
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I hope moblin realizes that these likes will be used against him in the eventual Eurovision war crimes trial.
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War crime tier
Croatia
Ireland
Lithuania
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North Macedonia was terrible as well but the singer had big tits. :trumps
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Germany‘s song is so terrible, but not in the fun way. :stahp
Worst defeat since Stalingrad or Lou‘s Let‘s get happy, can‘t decide.
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I read Holland was favourite but the song was disappointing, def not as good as the country song few years back.
Denmarks entry is so kawaii, makes me happy :-*
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North Macedonia qualified with the thiccness bonus. :pimp
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Latvia was robbed. :maf
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Watching now on free vpn.
8)
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Madonna to be declared winner.
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So Cyprus really just sent the same song again but with different lyrics? Fuego should have won tbh, I'm still salty. But sending the same song again seems pretty dumb lol
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Serhat objectively better than the German song.
Denmark with a better performance than in the semis, mainly because she avoided the high notes altogether. :shh
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I can't stand this Greek chick's voice :kobeyuck
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Somebody on Era called her a singing nose and it's so accurate :lol
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Damn bro you weren't that bad
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Norway's bald dude and Serhat should team up for something truly glorious :bow2
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Norway‘s song was if someone told them that they had to include the bald dude somehow or they wouldn’t be allowed to participate. :lol
Chav singing :snore
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Iceland wins!
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Jesus christ I'm tired
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Måns :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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I like Czech Republic, Denmark. I'll pick one more to root for during the recap
edit: I'l add Greece in there.
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I don't even have a favorite this year, it's weird. I don't really care who wins :doge
Edit: no I want Sweden to win so Måns can host again :heart
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I spent 14 cents voting for Norway, they better win :maf
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Spain‘s song is stuck in my head :stahp
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Please help the crazy grandma off the stage.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8YHWUp1.jpg)
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Why the fuck does North Macedonia get all the points?
Did I miss something about this song?
Or does Europe really love busty women? Not that there is anything wrong with it. :phil
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VI VON!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D64lbxYW0AEjlkf.jpg:large)
We can actually win this year. I can't believe it.
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BAN THE JURIES AND KILL THEM
Norway was robbed. :maf
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VI LOST!
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ban the amateurs in the televote, let the proffessionals decide this :punch
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The future liberals want
(https://i.imgur.com/dE0vNwU_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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Our boi Duncan won :pika
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3D-r4ogr7s
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The black man denied again.
:gurl
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Dutch song :snore
The people have spoken and thus Norway is the real winner, the Netherlands just have to foot the bill next year. :smug
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The future liberals want
(https://i.imgur.com/dE0vNwU_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
the show director is never gonna get a travel visa to Israel approved again :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/rYRquCg.jpg)
Thank you for posing for a filler post
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The face on Sweden's guy when he heard those pitiful points lol, I hope someone gifs it.
Neither Sweden nor the Netherlands was that good but whatever. I didn't really care who won this time. I hope there will be better songs next year, this year was mostly boring :yeshrug
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(https://i.imgur.com/5TqR38v.png)
Serhat the real winner tbh
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Songs I liked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1-uy9FYKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hk2MaYKXH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulQoRPcQVDc
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https://twitter.com/Tennessee_Pete/status/1129886253049102337
One of these already showed up in thread but whatever. :-[
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Madonna being savaged in Sweden about her participation in Israeli Eurovision:
”Du är inte blind på vänster öga. Varför ögonlapp?? Du kränker dom som verkligen behöver lapp”, skriver Katrin i Expressens livechatt.
You aren't blind in your left eye! Why the eyepatch?? You are offensive to those who really need a patch, Katrin writes in Expressens livechat