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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Huff on May 20, 2019, 10:21:45 AM

Title: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Huff on May 20, 2019, 10:21:45 AM: Theres only been 3 good movies anyway
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 20, 2019, 10:32:16 AM: Agreed.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: thetylerrob on May 20, 2019, 10:34:24 AM: Surely if enough shitty SW movies get made people will realize it was never as great as it was made out to be right? :doge
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 10:39:36 AM: Quote from: thetylerrob on May 20, 2019, 10:34:24 AM
Surely if enough shitty SW movies get made people will realize it was never as great as it was made out to be right? :doge

Nah, Empire Strikes Back will always be Casablanca tier to fucking nerds even though it's a cool battle and a shocking twist bookending paint drying.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 20, 2019, 11:16:39 AM: Hey, what's up fellow kids?!?! Did you know that Star Wars actually SUCKS!! *honk honk*
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Tasty on May 20, 2019, 01:13:01 PM: Star Wars has maybe 2.5-3 good films total. Hasn't stopped anyone before.

Let D&D do their thing, everyone is human and has the capacity to take criticism and learn from mistakes. And if they can get the universe further away from the Skywalkers, all the better.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Himu on May 20, 2019, 01:28:16 PM: Star Wars sucks and has only three good movies.

Who gives a fuck about Star Wars beyond the fanboys and fangirls?

I'm betting their trilogy will be *plinkett voice* Empire vs Rebelsssss!

(https://i.imgur.com/zoX2Yl7.gif)

Prove to me you can make star wars without jedi vs sith, empire vs rebels. Star Wars fucking blows outside of the original trilogy and should have never left the 80's.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Kara on May 20, 2019, 01:50:31 PM: To poop on.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: agrajag on May 20, 2019, 01:59:14 PM: be careful clicking this thread, you might cut yourself with all this edge
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 20, 2019, 06:14:43 PM: https://mobile.twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1130345025521557505
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 20, 2019, 06:19:11 PM: I was telling a friend the other day that Star Wars is more important than good. I think that's the right of it.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: headwalk on May 20, 2019, 08:55:13 PM: ESB is a great character movie regardless of robots and laser swords. it's a league beyond the others.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Huff on May 20, 2019, 11:28:16 PM: https://twitter.com/tomheartstanks/status/1129883280612790273?s=21
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on May 21, 2019, 12:35:28 AM: No. Haydn is at least palatable. But I get where you're going. More like Nadia boulanger.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: benjipwns on May 21, 2019, 04:03:57 AM: dave and busters and...?
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: benjipwns on May 21, 2019, 04:04:40 AM: Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 20, 2019, 06:14:43 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1130345025521557505
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/a/a8/TheStarWarsTPB.png/revision/latest?cb=20140712032509)

:ohhh
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: VomKriege on May 21, 2019, 04:09:22 AM: ESB is fine but every Sacred Cow is fair game for a few potshots.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: benjipwns on May 21, 2019, 04:14:05 AM: The only flaw of Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan is how its Earth scenes are set in San Francisco.

Also, that it's too good.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 08:28:33 AM: Quote from: Dantizzinel on May 21, 2019, 04:16:49 AM
And yet it's still not slinking as low as Kurtzmann.

Trekkies lost like Nas.

Explain how this relates to nas
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2019, 08:44:41 AM: Star Wars only exists for the nerds that are trying to force their children to love the things they loved.

God, I hope the 00's kids don't grow up and force their kids to watch anime. :shudder:
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 21, 2019, 11:29:33 AM: Quote from: Philip Cardgage on May 21, 2019, 11:18:56 AM
Let Tommy Wiseau direct a SW movie.

Star Wars Holiday Special - Episode II
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Huff on May 21, 2019, 12:00:02 PM: The Ewoks movies > current star wars
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Tasty on May 21, 2019, 12:01:22 PM: Quote from: benjipwns on May 21, 2019, 04:03:57 AM
dave and busters and...?

Dick
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: MMaRsu on May 21, 2019, 12:05:00 PM: Where is my Thrawn movie
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 10:14:18 PM: Trek has a greater volume of bad than Star Wars but it also has a far greater volume of good.

Star Wars has 3, or 2-2.5 depending on who you ask movies that are worth watching.

Trek has at least five to six movies worth watching, two seasons of TOS, 4-5 seasons of TNG, 7 seasons of DS9. I won't even mention Voyager, ENT, or DIS.

With each good Star Wars movie being about 2 hours a movie that’s six hours worth of good content.

By comparison, given there’s more better Trek movies (five or so) than there’s Wars movies they’re already outclassed. With Trek episodes being 40 minutes long, it would take 9 good episodes of Star Trek episodes to match the three good Star Wars movies, all of which are more varied and better written, all of which can be achieved with one single season of the original Star Trek alone.

Essentially, Trek fucks Wars in the ass.

I’m not sure Jay-Z vs Nas is a good comparison.

Star Wars is so braindead I can’t find a suitable music comparison. Even Hov is above that comparison and has a larger body of work that’s considered good than Star Wars. You have to find something that was good, but ultimately shallow even though it managed to tug your heart strings, but kept trucking years and years after its prime. I actually think comparing Star Wars to Jay is insulting to Jay.

Star Wars is 50 Cent. Dude has two good albums and after that it's a wet fart as the dude tries to stay relevant to the point where eventually he starts copying others rather than staying to his style. Much like how Star Wars tries to mimic the Marvel feel these days when it used to set the trends rather than follow them.

I’ll settle with Trek Nas comparison because I can’t think of anything besides 2pac that’s analogous.

I know the Nas lost meme as a Nas head. Just didn’t see how it related to Trek.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Himu on May 21, 2019, 10:36:54 PM: ^^^

fuckin nerd, beat that fgt up
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on May 22, 2019, 02:36:40 AM: U dont need an analogy to know star trek will forever be in star wars shadow.

Sorry trekkies.
Title: Re: Let DB and D have Star Warz its cool
Post by: thisismyusername on May 22, 2019, 06:51:01 AM: Quote from: Esch on May 20, 2019, 01:07:09 PM
Can they use all that money to make the games unshitty again? Bring back real Kotor and Jedi Knight you fuccin cowards :(

You're in luck! Supposedly the GOT showrunners are going to do KotOR.

<sarcasm>Yay.</sarcasm>