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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Nintex on June 02, 2019, 06:07:36 PM

Title: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Nintex on June 02, 2019, 06:07:36 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8Fqoa8XYAAaeAG.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8FqghAXkAAOksR.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8FY66ZXUAAAKHN.jpg)

The Google cloud is suffering from what seems to be a minor incident.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2019, 07:41:53 PM
I was outside fishing during all this and didn't even hear about it until everything was already back online :doge
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2019, 09:08:37 PM
I slept all day so I missed it.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2019, 10:02:02 PM
Using Google products on a weekend? Y'all need to respect yourselves more than that.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: chronovore on June 03, 2019, 11:02:12 AM
Seems weird. I was trying to figure out how this could even happen.

Russian test-run?
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 11:26:37 AM
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 11:30:00 AM
Andrex annihilated

People trying to get into their own homes annihilated :doge (https://www.fastcompany.com/90358396/that-major-google-outage-meant-some-nest-users-couldnt-unlock-doors-or-use-the-ac)

Seems weird. I was trying to figure out how this could even happen.

Russian test-run?

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 11:34:29 AM
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.

Yeah it's such fake news that Google themselves commented on it and confirmed it.

Fake news until I see a post on https://blog.google.

And even then ISPs are so anti-Google I wouldn't put it past them to MitM a fake blog post just to smear them. (https://i.imgur.com/FuqnPhm.gif)
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: thisismyusername on June 03, 2019, 12:13:21 PM
Realized that even though I was fishing I was still playing music from YouTube Music and editing a playlist the whole time. :thinking

Starting to think this whole story is fake news.

Yeah it's such fake news that Google themselves commented on it and confirmed it.

Fake news until I see a post on https://blog.google.

And even then ISPs are so anti-Google I wouldn't put it past them to MitM a fake blog post just to smear them. (https://i.imgur.com/FuqnPhm.gif)

...You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.

(Misread the post, point still stands. MitM wouldn't be the effective word here)
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 02:02:30 PM
MitM wouldn't be the effective word here

Pretty much just your own router or ISP are the only ones capable of MitM-ing SSL encrypted pages (like Google's blog)...

And I doubt my Google Wifi would be spreading anti-Google propaganda. :thinking
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 02:21:00 PM
Right... because that wasn't an obvious joke post made four minutes before addressing the topic... :doge

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!

You got reading comprehension issues brah?
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2019, 02:36:29 PM
Right... because that wasn't an obvious joke post made four minutes before addressing the topic... :doge

Seems to be related to an issue affecting a eastern seaboard service provider, of whom Google is a customer.

Once again the lack of vertical integration is holding Google back!

You got reading comprehension issues brah?

Honestly I've read so much of your shilling for Google and Nintendo that I genuinely can't tell the difference between your normal content and the parody :(

I've been saying the same about Nintendo products for the last 15 years.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Tasty on June 03, 2019, 02:42:25 PM
Gaslighting and muddying the waters so no one's ever sure how much of a fanboy you really are :rejoice

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's the max.

Maximum fanboy. All the time.
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Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 03, 2019, 02:52:38 PM
So without internet nest doesn’t function? That seems like bad design. Slap an offline mode on it ya dummies
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: BisMarckie on June 03, 2019, 02:54:43 PM
So without internet nest doesn’t function? That seems like bad design. Slap an offline mode on it ya dummies

Or just use your regular thermostate or doorbell like a normal person.

Internet of things.  :hans1 :hans1 :hans1
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: nachobro on June 03, 2019, 02:59:27 PM
nest works without internet, i think you just can't adjust it from the app without internet. we use them at work and they are pretty great. one of the few "internet of things" bullshit that i like
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Crash Dummy on June 03, 2019, 03:02:05 PM
speaking of meltdowns please tell me someone else is watching this apple conference
> 6k monitor for $5999
> $999 for a monitor stand
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Trent Dole on June 03, 2019, 03:46:09 PM
People trying to get into their own homes annihilated :doge (https://www.fastcompany.com/90358396/that-major-google-outage-meant-some-nest-users-couldnt-unlock-doors-or-use-the-ac)

F the IoT lol.
Title: Re: The Google Cloud can't explode | #GoogleMeltdown
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2019, 03:51:18 PM
speaking of meltdowns please tell me someone else is watching this apple conference
> 6k monitor for $5999
> $999 for a monitor stand
For $12k you'll have a killer set-up  :lol