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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: benjipwns on June 04, 2019, 10:24:27 PM

Title: Xbox Lynx
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“We see Xbox fans achieve incredible things every day, and we wanted to celebrate that elevated skill, passion and determination by creating something truly special,” said Tania Chee, the business group lead for Xbox Australia / New Zealand, in a statement. “Now, powering up can be as simple as a quick spray before you head out the door.”

As for what does Xbox smell like? Microsoft says the answer is fruit, herbs, and various styles of wood. “Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood,” reads the product description. “Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Momo on June 04, 2019, 11:06:11 PM: I thought this would be an Xbox shaped like a wild cat 🐈
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Svejk on June 04, 2019, 11:23:13 PM: Made from real bits of xboxs. You'll get laid in no time.
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2019, 12:04:40 AM: Now you too can finally smell like Steve Ballmer during the DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS speech.
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2019, 12:15:05 AM: And people say xbox has no exclusives
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: The Sceneman on June 05, 2019, 12:15:32 AM: Will buy if it's available in NZ

Hopefully you can redeem codes for achievements :hump :drool
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: benjipwns on June 05, 2019, 12:31:37 AM: Quote from: The Sceneman on June 05, 2019, 12:15:32 AM
Will buy if it's available in NZ
Australia and New Zealand exclusive, for now
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2019, 01:24:30 AM: Quote from: The Sceneman on June 05, 2019, 12:15:32 AM
Will buy if it's available in NZ

Hopefully you can redeem codes for achievements :hump :drool
Why dont you want to get laid ever again? :(
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: The Sceneman on June 05, 2019, 01:32:58 AM: comfortably in a long-term relationship :shrug

body wash is just some soap to wash my ass with anyhow
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 05, 2019, 03:15:19 AM: I havent used bodywash in like 5 years, only eco friendly soaps for my skin.

Rubbing crazy fragrant chemicals into your body :-\
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: BIONIC on June 05, 2019, 05:52:10 AM: Quote
kaffir lime

Absolutely haram >:(
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: nachobro on June 05, 2019, 08:43:19 AM: kaffir? wrath explain yourself :bolo
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2019, 09:05:49 AM: I don't go for this fruity nonsense, gimme a body spray that smells like a red-ringed Xbox360 and we'll talk.
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: demi on June 05, 2019, 09:06:11 AM: nice. more lube for me to use in the shower.
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Svejk on June 05, 2019, 09:12:47 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 05, 2019, 09:05:49 AM
I don't go for this fruity nonsense, gimme a body spray that smells like a red-ringed Xbox360 and we'll talk.
Using these, I'm sure one would get red ringed alright.
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Momo on June 05, 2019, 12:34:57 PM: Quote from: BIONIC on June 05, 2019, 05:52:10 AM
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kaffir lime

Absolutely haram >:(
I think the Arabic version has one f, this version is the absolute most offense word you can use in South Africa
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: pilonv1 on June 06, 2019, 06:26:31 AM: If anyone wants me to ship them some dm me some dick pics
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: The Sceneman on June 06, 2019, 07:59:17 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2019, 12:04:40 AM
Now you too can finally smell like Steve Ballmer during the DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS speech.

This man seems to be in a good condition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhh_GeBPOhs
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: benjipwns on June 06, 2019, 08:05:18 AM: it's his passion and love for developers trying to escape its faulty containment device
Title: Re: Xbox Lynx
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 06, 2019, 09:19:03 AM: It's basically the Chernobyl of corporate excitement.