THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: I'm a Puppy! on June 07, 2019, 02:21:04 PM
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Glad to be getting it done. But I must admit my testicles are shrinking like a scared turtle.
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It was fast and painless. I got sore the following morning, but nothing too bad. You just get that uneasy knot in your lower stomach like someone kicked you in the balls. Your balls swell a little bit, but nothing outrageous. I felt well enough to workout (lightly) by the third day.
The only weird thing is the procedure. You're sitting there in a dentist chair, facing forward, they have your junk pulled through a hole in a surgical sheet. Like a pair of plums on a picnic blanket. You have the doctor on one side (facing you) and the assistant on the other side.
So, you're sitting there making small talk with them while they efficiently make incisions in your ball sack, locate the little white tubes, give them a quick snip and then tuck them back in and sew it up.
The whole thing was done in like 20 minutes. The guy who worked on me says he does 1700-2000 a year.
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What TA said. The nurse taped my weenie to my belly. I didn't have a surgical sheet. After the snip they cauterized each end so they couldn't grow back together.
Once you are clean, there is a great sense of freedom knowing there can't be any more accidents.
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A cautionary tale:
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-amazing-true-story-of-my-exploding-balls-1661128148
(but really everything will almost certainly be fine)
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It really only hurt for a day or two, but when they cauterize the area you will smell burning nut skin.
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A cautionary tale:
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-amazing-true-story-of-my-exploding-balls-1661128148
(but really everything will almost certainly be fine)
Nothing actually exploded, lame
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I like how in this story the guy can’t even shave his nuts properly. What are you thirteen.
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Do your loads become more translucent? :doge
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Ur dad hasn’t noticed a difference