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Title: OMG MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2007, 01:52:03 PM
In english class we're watching an operah version of othello.

It starts out with this watchman getting beaten by waves looking through his spyglass until he see's the general's ship and then he informs the whole town that the general is coming!  It then shows all of the town in the church honestly MASTURBATING to the christ shrine so that the general gets in through the storm safe.  Then it goes and shows all of these women in black moaning randomly between the lines of commentary by all the men and then cuts to the general's blonde daughter chest heaving up and down (that EVERYBODY in the story wants to pork) saying DARLING DARLING while clutching to the dock.  Then it cuts to the bad guy, Iago, and ruins the ENTIRE story by him saying that he hopes those bastards drown at sea with a flame behind him.  The ship gets in safely and you see Othello get off being played by an actor who's name I forgot who's in blackface.  The general's daughter runs up to him and kisses his sword, then makes out with him.

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Othello is a very shitty play but this movie is fucking funny.
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Title: Re: OMG MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on January 30, 2007, 01:55:37 PM
They show Othello in between finger-painting these days? Man, I miss grade school... :-\
Title: Re: OMG MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2007, 03:46:21 PM
Don't worry, once you count to ten they'll let you in.
Title: Re: OMG MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER.
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 30, 2007, 10:11:00 PM
If Oprah's in it, then it must be good.
Title: Re: OMG MOST AMAZING MOVIE EVER.
Post by: brawndolicious on January 30, 2007, 11:20:46 PM
They already have somebody in blackface.