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Title: irrational fears you have
Post by: Shostakovich on September 02, 2019, 03:28:00 AM
Testicular torsion. I'm always checking my balls to see if they've flipped.
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Post by: Momo on September 02, 2019, 03:38:25 AM
randomly getting jailed and being split in half by a lifer with a huge cock.
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Post by: Transhuman on September 02, 2019, 03:40:39 AM
Those are both incredibly rational fears
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Post by: EightBitNate on September 02, 2019, 04:08:53 AM
Someone’s hiding in the shower while I piss. I make it habit to peak inside before I go.
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Post by: Crash Dummy on September 02, 2019, 05:08:57 AM
hair loss
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Post by: samir on September 02, 2019, 06:53:31 AM
A rat emerging from the toilet water while I'm taking a shit. Fuck, can you imagine...
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Post by: BisMarckie on September 02, 2019, 08:13:01 AM
Ladders.

Fuck them.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 02, 2019, 09:45:12 AM
Having a heart attack.
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Post by: Rufus on September 02, 2019, 09:49:15 AM
An insect crawling into my ear. Any buzzing near my ears stresses me the fuck out.
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Post by: EightBitNate on September 02, 2019, 09:55:02 AM
Having a heart attack.

Aneurisms as well. Could happen to anyone and at any moment.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on September 02, 2019, 09:58:45 AM
Having a heart attack.

Aneurisms as well. Could happen to anyone and at any moment.

:notlikethis
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 02, 2019, 10:56:04 AM
Those are both incredibly rational fears
also fetishes
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Post by: Mr. Nobody on September 02, 2019, 11:12:59 AM
Heavy objects directly over my head in buildings crashing down on me. I make it a point to step aside.
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Post by: Raist on September 02, 2019, 12:09:23 PM
That shosta would start making good threads.

Completely irrational, I know. Can't help it.
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Post by: Nintex on September 02, 2019, 02:05:31 PM
Ladders.

Fuck them
Whenever I see someone climbing a flimsy ladder I always think: "Yeah sure, go ahead and kill yourself"
I nearly got hit by a car on a crossing so whenever I pass that spot I get chills all over me.

Having to suddenly poop while driving on the highway is another one.
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Post by: curly on September 02, 2019, 03:39:15 PM
That Glen Jack will return to The Bire

He told me he's gone for life.

Please he'll be back before super tuesday
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Post by: TEEEPO on September 02, 2019, 03:47:42 PM
since people are sharing rational fears...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiioP_bQVMA
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Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 02, 2019, 04:40:39 PM
every time I get tinnitus I start worrying whether I’m losing my hearing
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Post by: toku on September 02, 2019, 04:47:19 PM
That love is not enough.
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Post by: toku on September 02, 2019, 06:56:45 PM
I know you wouldn't lie to me Riotous.
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Post by: Yeti on September 02, 2019, 07:56:32 PM
Whenever those metal pegs in the grocery store don’t have anything hanging from them I get worried that I’m going to trip and impale myself through the eye
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Post by: Valkyrie on September 02, 2019, 08:57:15 PM
moblin finally posting, and turning out to be boring as fuck.
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Post by: Don Rumata on September 02, 2019, 08:57:21 PM
Death.
(Irrational because once dead i wouldn't care either way  :science).
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Post by: Himu on September 02, 2019, 10:23:07 PM
Being murdered and complete distrust in authority. While also using lowering crime as an argument against gun control.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 02, 2019, 10:45:38 PM
My dog is in 11 and in great shape currently but I know he will pass away before I know it and I’ll never be ready for it.
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Post by: benjipwns on September 03, 2019, 12:24:17 AM
posting something that won't get any likes
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Post by: benjipwns on September 03, 2019, 12:33:46 AM
this asshole coming into a thread he never would ever visit otherwise just to drop likes on two posts that he's going to revoke because he thinks it's funny when there's SUPPOSED TO BE A TRUCE IN PLACE
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Post by: Fifstar on September 03, 2019, 04:14:57 AM
running over somebody with a car
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Post by: benjipwns on September 03, 2019, 05:21:07 AM
I think you lose taste if you lose smell, so stay safe
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 03, 2019, 11:37:21 AM
Swimming in natural bodies of water and not being able to touch the bottom.

River Monsters has damaged me.
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Post by: Propagandhim on September 03, 2019, 11:43:30 AM
My tinnitus getting much worse and so loud that it's all I can hear and I have no choice but to blow my brains out.



So, how's everyone doing today?   8)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 03, 2019, 12:08:35 PM
This thread is full of very rational fears.  You should all be ashamed.

Mine: getting called on to do impromptu karaoke during work.  Like someone just brings in a machine and demands I sing in front of everyone. 
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Post by: Tasty on September 03, 2019, 12:51:14 PM
My dog is in 11 and in great shape currently but I know he will pass away before I know it and I’ll never be ready for it.

Getting harder and harder for my 13-year jack russell to get up the stairs. :(
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 04, 2019, 01:44:24 PM
Heights, bugs, flying

I think you lose taste if you lose smell, so stay safe

Can confirm i took a leak in a friends beer once abd he cant smell and he didnt taste it just said it felt less fizzy
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 04, 2019, 02:31:28 PM
Dropping my keys in a sewer grate.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2019, 02:40:57 PM
Arvie comes to my job and starts singing impromptu karaoke.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2019, 11:00:27 PM
You know how you get Chinese food and they staple the individual bags of food closed? I always have to rip the staple out and discard it because I'm afraid as fuck of accidentally chewing on the staple as I eat the food.
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Post by: benjipwns on September 05, 2019, 01:25:36 AM
This thread is full of very rational fears.  You should all be ashamed.
getting my hand stuck in a fan

not one of the nearly 5000 followers of @BenjiSales on Twitter but one of those things with blades that go round and kill Korean people as they sleep

not like a ceiling fan, or a computer case fan (although that would be pretty interesting) but like a desk/floor fan with those big gaps between the slots, so not a box fan

sometimes a foot if it's like at the end of the bed, though that at least seems like it could be an accident so is rational right
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2019, 08:05:06 PM
That some day I might actually fit in here.
You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 06, 2019, 08:14:44 PM
That some day I might actually fit in here.
You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn

I don’t know, does riotous enjoy Gundam and getting pegged?
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Post by: Tripon on September 06, 2019, 08:54:06 PM
Paper cuts that will cause my arm to be cut off.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2019, 08:57:01 PM
That some day I might actually fit in here.
You’re not even our first Seattle based beer snob tho

Edit: to say, you’re fitting in perfectly in a spot mostly vacant rn

I don’t know, does riotous enjoy Gundam and getting pegged?

Prolly
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 06, 2019, 09:00:08 PM
I’ve been having weird dreams lately of my children dying horrifically; like burning alive and such. I don’t know why...

But more actively and in sync with the thread; my wife dying prematurely... I think it would fuck me up in ways I can’t calculate right now.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2019, 09:01:12 PM
Makes sense. I’d be so pissed if I didn’t die first
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 06, 2019, 09:15:46 PM
I think those dreams and the thoughts about your wife are related to your avatar
Nah these are elderly men’s toenails.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 06, 2019, 09:19:26 PM
Ugh fuck you both I zoomed in to see what it was ewwwwwww