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Title: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2019, 07:25:26 PM

I went to Gamestop to pick up Daemon X Machina. *thunderclap*

There was a tan, shriveled-up lady and an extremely dirty man in front of me. Like, hey, I can get down with the working class, but this guy's shirt looks like shirts that my dad uses for rags at his shop, after it's time to throw it away and get a fresh rag. It was more grease than shirt at this point.  They were trying to sell a pile of Wii games and accessories, that of course were barely worth anything, but it took the guy nearly half an hour to ring everything up for the grand total of $7.20 (minus a Wii Bowling Ball and some Harry Potter GBA games that they wouldn't take).

While they were there, this guy on crutches comes up on the other side of them from me to check out. I didn't want to feel like a dick and strong-arm this cripple out of the way. "Hey, jump right in front of me, fuck my sister, whatever dude! I've only been here for 20 minutes." "Oh, thanks!" he says "This will only take me a minute."

He was there to sell a copy of Madden 2019. Without a box. For $2.70. And no, he doesn't have a Gamestop account, does he need that? Yes. Okay, I guess I'll set one up.

That was when I killed everyone in the store with an axe.  :heart

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2019, 07:26:39 PM

Watched a movie starring Kevin Spacey.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Margin Call was great. :lawd

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Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: D3RANG3D on September 13, 2019, 07:53:08 PM

https://twitter.com/PANOPTIKON23/status/1172521869670588416

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: curly on September 14, 2019, 12:07:55 AM

How is Daemon x Machina? Can't trust the mainstream media.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Oblivion on September 14, 2019, 12:33:22 AM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42453.msg2702551#msg2702551

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: samir on September 14, 2019, 01:02:11 AM

I had one of those dreams where you are chased by someone or whatever. It ended by me sticking a knife in a dude's neck and cutting off his head.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Transhuman on September 14, 2019, 04:50:59 AM

I remember when I bought Deus Ex: Human Revolution I said to the guy behind the counter "Man I wish I had bionic legs so I could run home faster to play this". He looked at me with this weird blank look in his eyes, and then I looked down and remembered he was missing a leg. Why do interactions with other people have to be so hard. I still remember how awkward I felt in that split-second.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: HardcoreRetro on September 14, 2019, 04:57:36 AM

I thought feeling awkward is your general modus operandi.

I leveled my warlock in WoW Classic. That's pretty spooky right?

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2019, 11:03:32 AM

Quote from: Transhuman on September 14, 2019, 04:50:59 AM

I remember when I bought Deus Ex: Human Revolution I said to the guy behind the counter "Man I wish I had bionic legs so I could run home faster to play this". He looked at me with this weird blank look in his eyes, and then I looked down and remembered he was missing a leg. Why do interactions with other people have to be so hard. I still remember how awkward I felt in that split-second.

Were you 12 when that came out?

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Transhuman on September 14, 2019, 11:13:48 AM

20

I didn't know any better.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: tiesto on September 14, 2019, 11:29:07 AM

I played Friday the 13th and Splatterhouse Wanpaku Grafitti on my friend's Everdrive.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: skullstorm on September 14, 2019, 03:18:34 PM

I also had a spoopy dream, there were two tattooed lesbians going at it and a transitioning woman doing a striptease next to them, then it was suddenly dark and there was a glowing red child crawling somewhere and lots of glowing blue globs of some mystery goop all over the floor, pulsating and icky. And then a huge bunch of bikers walked in and demanded I make them coffee.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Tasty on September 14, 2019, 03:22:31 PM

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1172936746515845120

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2019, 03:59:10 PM

My metal towel bar attached to my glass shower door broke off, and I mean the metal snapped on one of the end pieces, not the bar itself.

You never realize how much life depends on having a place to put a wet towel between when you need it.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: samir on September 14, 2019, 05:41:35 PM

So many questions...

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2019, 05:47:00 PM

bruh...

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Steve Contra on September 14, 2019, 05:57:10 PM

I had a very spooky hangover the whole day and went to bed early.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Bebpo on September 14, 2019, 06:03:17 PM

Damn. That's rough.

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Yeti on September 14, 2019, 08:07:05 PM

Maybe he’s conservative and was shitting his bed to own the libs

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: team filler on September 14, 2019, 08:54:06 PM

how dare he shit somewhere other than your chest  ;)

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: samir on September 15, 2019, 12:54:02 AM

You just let him shit his bed like that and didn't even offer a blumpkin?

Title: Re: What creepy Friday the 13th stuff happened to you today?
Post by: Rufus on September 15, 2019, 04:42:26 PM

Two days late, but...

https://v.redd.it/tw4g6kz1pmm31

more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs

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