THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on October 13, 2019, 12:21:38 PM

Title: Esports jerseys
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 13, 2019, 12:21:38 PM
The name esports is already fucking dumb but now you can buy "performance" esports jerseys lol

Jesus imagine being seen in one in the wild

Shit like this

Why does a "sport" where u dont move need performancr clothes  :lol

(https://shiqwear.ca/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/image_Products_Voltex.png)

Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: D3RANG3D on October 13, 2019, 01:02:25 PM
Imagine being this jealous of their APM game.
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 13, 2019, 02:05:09 PM
this is my epic gamer esport jersey  8)


https://twitter.com/SavagePapangu/status/1074866459489251338/

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(everyone just think it's a copenhagen shirt, which is kind of true).
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Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 13, 2019, 02:18:51 PM
Well cph shirt is also embarrassing af emil stabil
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 13, 2019, 02:19:13 PM
Imagine being this jealous of their APM game.

Is apm something like cpm?
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 13, 2019, 02:21:50 PM
Well cph shirt is also embarrassing af emil stabil


what can i say, i am a 100% caffe latte drinking plastic fan
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: D3RANG3D on October 13, 2019, 02:41:09 PM
Imagine being this jealous of their APM game.

Is apm something like cpm?

actions per minute
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 14, 2019, 12:38:20 AM
What’s cpm, cocks per minute?
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: VomKriege on October 14, 2019, 07:28:53 AM
What’s cpm, cocks per minute?

It's amazing how much those players can take.
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 14, 2019, 08:35:00 AM
Seriously though, it’d be nice if they made some esports performance briefs that wick away the swamp ass.
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: kingv on October 14, 2019, 11:11:26 AM
What’s cpm, cocks per minute?

It's amazing how much those players can take.

Thresh is short for Threshold of Pain.

 :hmm
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on October 14, 2019, 03:43:35 PM
I thought they'd have team fedoras too :(
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 14, 2019, 03:46:34 PM
I thought they'd have team fedoras too :(

No no because pro gamers are trying to emulate the sports jock chav world not the incel world

Esports is aspirational like that
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: headwalk on October 14, 2019, 06:13:39 PM
Why does a "sport" where u dont move need performancr clothes  :lol

good question for arsenal's centre backs.
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 15, 2019, 04:43:03 PM
Hot take from last season

Its all about blaming the midfield now
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 15, 2019, 06:18:48 PM
yeah luiz is too perfect to shit on
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Nintex on October 15, 2019, 06:35:35 PM
Angry Joe has an entire line of this shit he keeps peddling on his stream.

Imagine watching the Angry Joe Show in your Angry Joe Show jersey  :holeup
Title: Re: Esports jerseys
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 15, 2019, 06:47:58 PM
Imagine watching the Angry Joe Show