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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on October 19, 2019, 03:53:27 AM

Title: My demands must be met.
Post by: Shostakovich on October 19, 2019, 03:53:27 AM
No doubt you have all witnessed my latest handiwork by now. I have taken your precious website offline for a number of hours and will continue to do so again and again until my demands are met. Here they are:

1) All Dutch posters are shadowbanned but automatically get filler likes on every post. None of them will know the difference.

2) My winnings for surviving the Jordan Peterson tontine, which are long overdue, must be paid out immediately.

3) All of james' likes are revoked, reappropriated, and redistributed to 211372bu as disability benefits.

4) The Bore finally acknowledges its obligations and commitment to The Paris Climate Treaty.

These four demands were determined by my great and unmatched wisdom and unless they are ALL met I will not stop. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! Do the right thing.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 19, 2019, 04:02:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cig589h1SDg
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 19, 2019, 04:05:31 AM
Where's my fucking like, you piece of shit.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: VomKriege on October 19, 2019, 04:12:49 AM
You could probably DDoS the Bore with a Raspberry.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 19, 2019, 04:13:33 AM
And he doesn't even mean the electronic device, but the fruit.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: HardcoreRetro on October 19, 2019, 04:31:59 AM
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Nintex on October 19, 2019, 06:11:49 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 19, 2019, 03:53:27 AM
No doubt you have all witnessed my latest handiwork by now. I have taken your precious website offline for a number of hours and will continue to do so again and again until my demands are met. Here they are:

1) All Dutch posters are shadowbanned but automatically get filler likes on every post. None of them will know the difference.

2) My winnings for surviving the Jordan Peterson tontine, which are long overdue, must be paid out immediately.

3) All of james' likes are revoked, reappropriated, and redistributed to 211372bu as disability benefits.

4) The Bore finally acknowledges its obligations and commitment to The Paris Climate Treaty.

These four demands were determined by my great and unmatched wisdom and unless they are ALL met I will not stop. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! Do the right thing.

(https://s.abcnews.com/images/Politics/donald-trump-statement-oct-7-2016-ht-jc-171127_12x5_992.jpg)

Here's a message to all the losers threatening us, especically SLOPPY SHOSTA. We have all your emails. Not one, not 30 000 but billions of them.
The entire world will see how you corrupt, nasty and crooked you are. I've also send someone with a laptop to scrape your internet history while you were busy creating ISIS.
And boy you don't want the FBI to come knocking on your door. You think you're so innocent but you're not. Believe me this guy is at least 100 pounds and has all the servers so he knows what he's doing.

Frankly you are a nasty person and you have 24 hours to make your life better and make a great deal. We know what you did with ZCHINA and you don't want people to see that.
If not we will lock you up, sanction you and make your life hell because you'd have to watch Hillary Clinton campaign ads for the rest of your life in sober... sori... solitary confinement.

If you do make the deal, you'll be seen as the smartest genius by all the people because that's what real tough guys do. They're killers, they make the best deals.
But remember our movement, which will soon be your movement is all about love
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: VomKriege on October 19, 2019, 06:20:04 AM
The Protocols of the Elders of Zoetermeer.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Don Rumata on October 19, 2019, 07:09:53 AM
We need UBLI (Universal Basic Likes Income).
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Raist on October 19, 2019, 10:03:36 AM
Can someone contact shosta's parents and ask them to cut off his internet access.

I understand puberty is a difficult time and all that, but this is getting out of hands.
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2019, 10:11:55 AM
I grew out of the internet stage he's in - only took me 10 years.  At least he has growing into me to look forward too. 
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Tuckers Law on October 19, 2019, 12:32:13 PM
All those demands and not one of them is a mobile client for The Bore
 :goty2
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2019, 12:36:42 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: naff on October 19, 2019, 04:23:19 PM
Quote from: VomKriege on October 19, 2019, 04:12:49 AM
You could probably DDoS the Bore with a Raspberry.

pfft ez.

what about frm a Nokia 3220s wap capability tho?  8)
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 04:26:14 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 19, 2019, 03:59:27 AM
(http://costumes.games-free-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/the-joker-toddler-costume-1.jpg)
I hope you update your costume to the new Joker this year, shosta
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2019, 06:08:56 PM
why does this tiny splinter forum have so many Dutch people anyway? They're overrepresented.

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And they're not sending us their best folks, let me tell you.

 :trumps
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Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 06:14:37 PM
I've been on a couple forums that wound up over-represented by one seemingly random nation among its posters, mostly from them coming through their own communities and settling there since it was more active than their own

open borders :heart

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one wound up with Croats and Bosnians who got along just great let me tell you :doge

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I edited the forum description to read "The Austria-Hungary of Basketball Video Game Internet Forums"
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They totally did not complain :doge :doge :doge
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Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: agrajag on October 19, 2019, 06:16:20 PM
we must purge and cleanse ourselves of the unwashed Dutch hordes

 :mods



Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 19, 2019, 06:19:13 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7IvenBXwAESUn5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CfxAFnL.png)
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: tiesto on October 19, 2019, 09:58:09 PM
Quote from: agrajag on October 19, 2019, 06:08:56 PM
why does this tiny splinter forum have so many Dutch people anyway? They're overrepresented.

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And they're not sending us their best folks, let me tell you.

 :trumps
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Not Dutch, just cosplaying as one
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 19, 2019, 11:33:00 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: shosta on October 19, 2019, 06:19:13 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7IvenBXwAESUn5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CfxAFnL.png)

There’s a face that says “Am I having a normal one?”
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: VomKriege on October 20, 2019, 04:11:17 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 06:14:37 PM
I've been on a couple forums that wound up over-represented by one seemingly random nation among its posters, mostly from them coming through their own communities and settling there since it was more active than their own

open borders :heart

spoiler (click to show/hide)
one wound up with Croats and Bosnians who got along just great let me tell you :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I edited the forum description to read "The Austria-Hungary of Basketball Video Game Internet Forums"
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They totally did not complain :doge :doge :doge
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Like The Bore, dominated by the seemingly random nation of the USA.
:hhh
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: BisMarckie on October 20, 2019, 04:16:20 AM
Quote from: benjipwns on October 19, 2019, 06:14:37 PM
I've been on a couple forums that wound up over-represented by one seemingly random nation among its posters, mostly from them coming through their own communities and settling there since it was more active than their own

open borders :heart

spoiler (click to show/hide)
one wound up with Croats and Bosnians who got along just great let me tell you :doge

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I edited the forum description to read "The Austria-Hungary of Basketball Video Game Internet Forums"
spoiler (click to show/hide)
They totally did not complain :doge :doge :doge
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Of course they got along great. They share the mutual knowledge that they live in illegitimate nation states in Greater Serbia. :ufup
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2019, 06:04:45 AM
Quote from: shosta on October 19, 2019, 06:19:13 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7IvenBXwAESUn5.jpg)
(https://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20080321&t=2&i=3609199&r=2008-03-21T195207Z_01_ISL12794_RTRUKOP_0_PICTURE0&w=1280)
(https://cdnph.upi.com/svc/sv/i/6501535693342/2018/1/15356949169906/Dutch-politician-Geert-Wilders-cancels-Muhammad-cartoon-contest-after-death-threats.jpg)
Imagine trolling people so hard that they burn your flags and images  :lawd
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Transhuman on October 20, 2019, 11:19:45 AM
You should have used one of your demands to demand for unlimited demands
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2019, 02:08:51 PM
Quote from: Esch on October 20, 2019, 10:19:22 AM
Wow we really can't have a thread that doesn't talk about Yugoslavia huh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO3I1wis2O4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp2mcoTxn3g
Title: Re: My demands must be met.
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on October 20, 2019, 02:13:15 PM
the fire rises