Don't do that to Ruben man. I know he's an ugly and hairy Mexican, but you should lay off.Look for Kimberly on my myspace friends and tell me she is not fucking gorgeous!
Lol at first I thought you were talking about the ugly woman on the right. :lol
Hmm she's good looking although apparently boobless. I'd do her obviously
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Lol at first I thought you were talking about the ugly woman on the right. :lol
Hmm she's good looking although apparently boobless. I'd do her obviously
How the fuck is the girl on the right ugly?
Okay, so there's this guy I used to be really good friends with from like 8th grade to 12th grade. (Himumu, it's Ruben). After High School, we pretty much stopped talking. A few weeks ago we started talking again and hung out a few times. Well, last night I got some text messages from his girlfriend. It was like 3 in the morning and normally I would check the text message and go back to sleep, but she asked "Would you fuck me?" and this immediately got my attention! She went on to describe how she wanted me to fuck her this weekend at my place.
So today I gave my friend a call and told him about the text messages. He laughed it off and said she was probably joking. I assure you, she was not. And she is still sending me text messages. I tried to convince my friend of this and he ignored it.
Since we're not really close anymore and I told him, would it be in bad taste to fuck her?
Note 1: They have a horribly fucked up relationship. I hung out with them both a few weekends ago and he kept telling her she should have stayed at home and she was fucking annoying. She spent most of the time in his bedroom watching TV. The next day she talked to me about how fucked up their relationship is. Like how sometimes for weeks at a time he won't answer her calls until she calls from a number he doesn't know. Or how he tells her all the time that she's nothing but a lay and that it's not a problem to stay at home and rub one out if it means he doesn't have to see her.
Note 2: She would be the hottest girl I've ever had the pleasure of sticking my dick in. She's gorgeous.
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.
I think they're both good looking, the right one especially, because she's gotta cute smile.
Well she's got a crater forehead and ugly hair. Plus she's too skinny wtf
White girls :'(
Mupupangus, fuck it all. Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically. She's hawt.OMG, I'm liking this advice.
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.
The catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else). It was meant to be funny ;(Mupupangus, fuck it all. Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically. She's hawt.OMG, I'm liking this advice.
Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there? Would she really be devastated? I don't want to disappoint her. And yeah, she scares the hell out of me. I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man! I mean, you don't understand. You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife! You get to wake up every morning next to her! I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!
:'(
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.
Damn Garret takin the L for the thread
You lost
respect himuro, he know mupepe got gameExactly, where is my reward?
the rest of you just hatin' undercover of so-called common sense, an act hitherfore to be called "prostin" as in "i was gonna git to frostin but i wound up prostin"
She's hardly ugly. If that's ugly to you, then I don't know what to think.
Damn Garret takin the L for the thread
You lost
Riiiiiight. Because you're in a position to be judging women.
I know it was a joke :) I know you guys would love me no matter what I do. You two are like family :heartbeatThe catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else). It was meant to be funny ;(Mupupangus, fuck it all. Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically. She's hawt.OMG, I'm liking this advice.
Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there? Would she really be devastated? I don't want to disappoint her. And yeah, she scares the hell out of me. I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man! I mean, you don't understand. You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife! You get to wake up every morning next to her! I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!
:'(
aaaanyways the looks aren't really a factor to me, I just personally think you could do better.
Just my opinion dude you do what you like! ;)
I just see it this way.... if she seems like the type of girl you'd hang out with, then you could get sex multiple times, which is really nice! And if she's really messed up... which it seems she is... and gives the strange yet unlikely possibility of your old bud getting weird on you.... and you only get one bang out of her..................................................I know it was a joke :) I know you guys would love me no matter what I do. You two are like family :heartbeatThe catz thing was just a joke (like she'd be hurt that you were with someone else). It was meant to be funny ;(Mupupangus, fuck it all. Stick your business stick into her slotted receptacle and thrust rhythmically. She's hawt.OMG, I'm liking this advice.
Prost: Why did you have to throw the Catz line in there? Would she really be devastated? I don't want to disappoint her. And yeah, she scares the hell out of me. I know she's not stable, but she's hot, man! I mean, you don't understand. You have a hot, intelligent and awesome wife! You get to wake up every morning next to her! I have to settle for banging one every once in a while!
:'(
aaaanyways the looks aren't really a factor to me, I just personally think you could do better.
Just my opinion dude you do what you like! ;)
And guys, according to her, those are 34 C's.
:hump
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I like the way you think.
Verbally abusive? Most definitely. Physically? I'd bet my life against it.
It almost sounds like she's in an abusive situation, so I'm wanting to say yes.
Ed, I'm honestly surprised Ruben had that much game. I mean, he attracts women that look like that? What a shocker.He's always been able to attract really good looking women. I hate that douche. He can get them no problem. Back in High School he had all sorts of girls that wanted his balls, but he was too big of a pussy to act on anything.
Fixed!I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I like the way you think.
This is Beezy we're talking about. Evilbore's #1 :pimp.
damn shes hot and this kids a player he seems to know what hes doingI don't want her to be mine, really. haha She seems nutty. I wouldn't mind the hitting and quitting part :D
my advice to you is
hit it once now to give her a sample
wait till break up
then shes yours
hit and quit sounds like a game planVerbally abusive? Most definitely. Physically? I'd bet my life against it.
It almost sounds like she's in an abusive situation, so I'm wanting to say yes.Ed, I'm honestly surprised Ruben had that much game. I mean, he attracts women that look like that? What a shocker.He's always been able to attract really good looking women. I hate that douche. He can get them no problem. Back in High School he had all sorts of girls that wanted his balls, but he was too big of a pussy to act on anything.Fixed!I don't think you should do her until their relationship if over. When it is, get in on the rebound.Should I start rumors or do some work to make it end quicker? lolz
I like the way you think.
This is Beezy we're talking about. Evilbore's #1 :pimp.damn shes hot and this kids a player he seems to know what hes doingI don't want her to be mine, really. haha She seems nutty. I wouldn't mind the hitting and quitting part :D
my advice to you is
hit it once now to give her a sample
wait till break up
then shes yours