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Title: Cheese tier list
Post by: BisMarckie on October 30, 2019, 08:35:15 PM: S Tier
Parmesan/ Grana Padano
Gruyere
Pecorino
Manchego

A Tier
Gorgonzola
Monterey Jack
Old Gouda

B Tier
Cheddar
Emmental cheese

C Tier
Appenzell
Mozzarella

D Tier
Brie
Camembert

Shadow realm
Limburger
young gouda
Edam
Roquefort
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:35:50 PM: edam is good you fuck
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: BisMarckie on October 30, 2019, 08:37:22 PM: Quote from: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:35:50 PM
edam is good you fuck

Might as well eat Kraft singles . :pacspit
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2019, 08:41:44 PM: fresh mozz on a greasy hamburger ;)

queso fresco with chorizo con juevo and some sliced aguacate :pimp
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:42:08 PM: nah, that's processed shit. Although kraft singles are good for melting on top of a charbroiled all-American 1005 USDA angus beef hamburger patty :usacry
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:42:46 PM: best cheese ever is murcia al vino, btw ::)
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: BisMarckie on October 30, 2019, 08:46:11 PM: Feta would be in the C tier if I had put any effort into this thread.

It‘s fine, but it‘s not something I would just eat by itself.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: thisismyusername on October 30, 2019, 08:51:03 PM: S-tier:
None

Shadow Realm:
Brie (Larson)
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But seriously: I don't really notice a difference between cheeses besides consistency. :doge
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:56:44 PM: Quote from: riotous on October 30, 2019, 08:44:03 PM
Missing feta, mizertha and cotija for me.

havarti

:mouf

I love all cheeses pretty much*, don't hate, appreciate, bismark.

*except for swiss, swiss can die in a fire
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: BisMarckie on October 30, 2019, 09:00:16 PM: I like pretty much every cheese, unless they are rubbery and don‘t taste like anything (Young Gouda) or smell like rotting corpses (Limburger)
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 09:06:02 PM: muenster is fucking good
raclette

your list has some gaping holes in it
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don't make predictable puns about gaping holes please
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Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: thisismyusername on October 30, 2019, 09:17:16 PM: Quote from: riotous on October 30, 2019, 08:52:11 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on October 30, 2019, 08:51:03 PM
But seriously: I don't really notice a difference between cheeses besides consistency. :doge

For real serious? You got a bad sense of taste or something?

I honestly think I'm just one of those rare few "Supertasters" (or whatever is the opposite of it) where they have blunted taste-buds. Like with beer, I don't really notice the "flavor" that folks say is there.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 30, 2019, 10:02:04 PM: S+
Spicy Hot Cheez-its
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2019, 10:11:27 PM: S-tier
-American Cheese Kraft Singles

F-tier
-All the others

:salute
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2019, 10:18:04 PM: But for real, I've been eating a lot of jarlsberg and smoked gouda recently and they're pretty freaking good. Though it's hard to beat a slab of parmigiano reggiano.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 10:34:49 PM: Quote from: shosta on October 30, 2019, 10:17:10 PM
I remember agrajag defending "american cheese" a couple of years ago :yuck

umm

Quote from: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 08:42:08 PM
nah, that's processed shit. Although kraft singles are good for melting on top of a charbroiled all-American 1005 USDA angus beef hamburger patty :usacry
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 11:03:25 PM: Quote from: shosta on October 30, 2019, 10:57:11 PM
I remember you going all chef on me about how there were plenty of different kinds of american cheese and that not all of them were kraft's singles

don't remember that, doesn't sound like something I'd say. All I will say on the subject is that processed cheese melts really well, and is a good base for cheese sauces, and I like it on burgers sometimes.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on October 30, 2019, 11:06:28 PM: Quote from: shosta on October 30, 2019, 11:04:43 PM
you said that, too

yeah, cause that part is exactly the type of thing I'd say
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Rufus on October 30, 2019, 11:14:31 PM: Any hard and salty cheese on dark rye is a delight. Onions on top if you're feeling fancy.

No strong opinions besides. Not much of a connoiseur.

No, hold on. Smoked goat cheese is mana from the heavens. Specifically suhi sir from the mother(s)land. I haven't had it in ages. :'(
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2019, 11:36:13 PM: Processed Swiss cheese makes the best fondue, the white kid in me wants velveeta chili dip on super bowl, otherwise fuck processed cheese
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 30, 2019, 11:37:33 PM: Oh shit I forgot how much love cheese ritz blitz. Damn, maybe realizing I love it is the process
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on October 31, 2019, 02:24:06 AM: Hahah emental not in the shadow realm

Do u even cheese bro
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Potato on October 31, 2019, 06:16:20 PM: List is ok. No haloumi?
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: daemon on November 01, 2019, 12:23:32 PM: I'm sorry Camembert tier D? Gtfo
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Steve Contra on November 01, 2019, 06:49:10 PM: No comte? Mont d'or
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2019, 07:38:22 PM: Brie at the bottom? Lmao list invalidated.

You list is missing mimolette

Something that’s also hard to find but amazing is whisky cheddar.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: nachobro on November 01, 2019, 07:44:21 PM: S++ tier
TBell nacho cheese

also cream cheese on an everything bagel with lox and onion/tomato :delicious
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 06, 2019, 12:46:43 PM: Tried some Irish cheese called Dubliner this week and it's pretty great. It's similar to Parmesan but with a milder taste and not as dry. Would recommend.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Tasty on November 06, 2019, 01:12:07 PM: This is one of those white people things (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDmXR6pvCto) I'll own all day. :mouf

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Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 06, 2019, 01:22:51 PM: You're going to have the nerve to put Cheddar on here and leave off Havarti? Mf'er

Also, when you pair Blue Cheese with something acidic or savory it becomes A-tier.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: Trent Dole on November 06, 2019, 03:18:15 PM: Pepper Jack on no one's list smh
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on November 06, 2019, 03:27:52 PM: Quote from: Trent Dole on November 06, 2019, 03:18:15 PM
Pepper Jack on no one's list smh

I put half a slice in my scrambled eggs every morning :-[

(the cheap, pre-sliced kind)
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on November 06, 2019, 03:35:49 PM: Quote from: shosta on November 06, 2019, 03:30:06 PM
Yo, me too :gladbron

sometimes I go with gouda.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 04:16:48 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on October 30, 2019, 08:51:03 PM
But seriously: I don't really notice a difference between cheeses besides consistency. :doge

W T F
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 04:18:35 PM: good aged brie and camembert :heartbeat

basically any style of cheese that is made and aged well is tasty af. there is no type of cheese i would put below b tier.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 04:20:23 PM: my fav for a nutty hard cheese atm is the 18month comte from a local market. shit has been (relatively) cheap and delicious.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on November 06, 2019, 04:34:12 PM: Humboldt Fog

:lawd
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 05:35:47 PM: (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0851/5244/products/scv2-Burrata.jpg?v=1486637294)

eating burrata, some cured meats, a sweet, light italian red and an espresso for breakfast :snob
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: naff on November 06, 2019, 05:40:41 PM: in the morning? absolutely 8)

i generally have at least 1 coffee midway through drinking/at the end of a meal incl. drinking, or if feeling like im fading a bit, during/prior to a meal. i generally just drink a lot of coffee.
Title: Re: Cheese tier list
Post by: agrajag on November 06, 2019, 05:44:53 PM: burrata is so good with pasta too. Or stracciatella