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Title: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 10, 2019, 04:35:09 PM
It launches this week in the US.

Pretty good price and phenomenal catalog so far. The only issue is that they're doing the same ole' broadcast model (weekly drip as opposed to Netflix dump) for their original series.  I can wait and then binge. 

Lots of nostalgia wank there too, from Ducktales to Gargoyles, shows I grew with up.  It will be nice background filler.

Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 10, 2019, 04:37:56 PM
Indeed, you are absolutely correct. The price point just can't be beat, they've seriously undervalued themselves and the catalog is absolute art full of soul unlike what the other failing competitors offer.

this hurt my soul to type
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: team filler on November 10, 2019, 04:38:01 PM
 :piss :reeeee :piss2
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Momo on November 10, 2019, 04:44:12 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ddXt0p1.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 10, 2019, 04:50:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ddXt0p1.jpg)
lol perfect
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2019, 05:06:34 PM
Momo get a beej for nailing it but no fuck that shit a bridge too far
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Nuitangg on November 10, 2019, 05:16:54 PM
That Disney+ and Hulu package seems like a good deal. I think it also comes with ESPN+.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 10, 2019, 05:20:47 PM
I will after a few of the Mavel shows get on it. 
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: headwalk on November 10, 2019, 05:27:19 PM
i don't really pay attention to the stream wars since i'm largely stuck in my criminal methods when it comes to TV shit, so i looked up disney+ and found this list:

http://whatsondisneyplus.com/top-50-series-on-disney-october-2019/

and came to the conclusion it's a way to pray on nonces and the developmentally impaired.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Nintex on November 10, 2019, 06:37:45 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3fxc4x.jpg)
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 10, 2019, 06:56:17 PM
Why does this thread exist? Do we want to attract rabble. Re-title this something vulgar and kill it.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: nudemacusers on November 10, 2019, 07:02:58 PM
As a prolific breeder, I am required to by culture and society.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Trent Dole on November 10, 2019, 07:03:49 PM
As a prolific breeder, I am required to by culture and society.
Disney+ is going to make a damn fortune via breeders and cat ladies.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: headwalk on November 11, 2019, 05:44:00 AM
don't forget normie dating scum who don't want to be thrown on the "he asked me what i wanted to watch then plugged in his laptop and went to piratebay" pile.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: thisismyusername on November 11, 2019, 05:50:45 AM
Who the fuck is pirating Disney things beyond Marvel films? :doge
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: jorma on November 11, 2019, 06:17:53 AM
i'm a lover, not a breeder so i'll get by on just netflix for my chill-time

if they have any "must watch" shows i'll just get them on tpb like everyone else
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 11, 2019, 06:30:06 AM
I’m getting it so I can also get a 20% discount on era clear  :aah
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: BisMarckie on November 11, 2019, 06:55:54 AM
i don't really pay attention to the stream wars since i'm largely stuck in my criminal methods when it comes to TV shit, so i looked up disney+ and found this list:

http://whatsondisneyplus.com/top-50-series-on-disney-october-2019/

and came to the conclusion it's a way to pray on nonces and the developmentally impaired.

I‘d watch that NatGeo show about wolves I guess.
There is nothinng on there that isn‘t targeted at kids . Hard pass for me. That being said, I keep forgetting to cancel my netflix sub despite not having watched anything on it for more than 6 months or so.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: agrajag on November 11, 2019, 09:48:30 AM
getting it for my sister as an xmas present, she loves that shit
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: tiesto on November 11, 2019, 10:06:50 AM
DuckTales and Rescue Rangers would be cool for the nostalgia, but nothing else really jumps out at me. Netflix has more than enough great nature docs (BBC Africa, no pun intended is  :whew) to make the Nat Geo exclusives that much of a sell.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: agrajag on November 11, 2019, 10:14:52 AM
if they have the entire Gargoyles series and not just the two first seasons or whatever the blueray set was, it's a game changer.

Mandalorian looks cool too
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 11, 2019, 10:19:34 AM
if they have the entire Gargoyles series and not just the two first seasons or whatever the blueray set was, it's a game changer.

Mandalorian looks cool too
They'll have the full series.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Bebpo on November 11, 2019, 10:36:58 AM
I signed up for the 3 year deal and instantly regretted it after reading the release dates for upcoming stuff.

I don't care about back catalog, and for new content this thing is gonna be dire outside Mandolorian for the first two years.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: bork on November 11, 2019, 11:27:10 AM
Don't care about the Disney stuff, don't care about Star Warzzz, and am mildly interested in the Marvel stuff (Loki = Yes, Falcon/Bucky = Maybe, Scarlet Witch/Vision = Eh), so...nope for now at least.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2019, 12:08:54 PM
no cuz im not a pedo
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 11, 2019, 12:15:18 PM
It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

Edit:  that might have been nickelodeon.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tasty on November 11, 2019, 12:16:55 PM
It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

(https://i.imgur.com/vbREGGnl.png)
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 12:18:58 PM
amirox+
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2019, 12:21:17 PM
It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

(https://i.imgur.com/vbREGGnl.png)

rip momo
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Momo on November 11, 2019, 12:38:25 PM
I leave my ps4 and a half eaten burger to you Joe. These are my world possessions
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EightBitNate on November 11, 2019, 02:18:25 PM
Someone DM their email/password after you sign up. I know none of you losers are sharing your accounts with anyone.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EchoRin on November 11, 2019, 02:24:47 PM
It's not pedo if you only like looking at their feet. 

Edit:  that might have been nickelodeon.

Yeah that was Dan "Good Burger aka Fat Fuck" Schneider. I can't wait for the day somebody releases all his skeletons.

To answer the main question, my friend will sign up for a trial run when Mandalorian is complete. I will try to scarf that down with him.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on November 11, 2019, 03:22:21 PM
Of course I will once its here

For my daughter you know
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 11, 2019, 04:45:00 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tripon on November 11, 2019, 04:46:07 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 11, 2019, 04:48:43 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EightBitNate on November 11, 2019, 04:54:24 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 11, 2019, 04:58:30 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.

A trip down memory lane?

The vast majority are children's TV shows staring children aimed at children.

What exactly are you getting from that experience?

Does this look like something a well-adjusted adult should be watching?

(https://whatsondisneyplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/EG1_V5NU8AA9LX1.jpg)

(https://whatsondisneyplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/EG2C5E4UUAA544O.jpg)


No.

The answer is no.

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: team filler on November 11, 2019, 05:06:31 PM
:amiroxslurp
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EightBitNate on November 11, 2019, 05:11:57 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

I probably won’t subscribe but there’s nothing wrong with wanting to take a trip down memory lane. If you’re subscribing for the new content then I don’t get it but I won’t judge.

A trip down memory lane?

The vast majority are children's TV shows staring children aimed at children.

What exactly are you getting from that experience?

Does this look like something a well-adjusted adult should be watching?

(https://whatsondisneyplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/EG1_V5NU8AA9LX1.jpg)

(https://whatsondisneyplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/EG2C5E4UUAA544O.jpg)


No.

The answer is no.

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

Gargoyles
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 11, 2019, 05:20:07 PM
Gargoyles

A show that aired at 3:30pm as part of an after-school block?

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EightBitNate on November 11, 2019, 05:22:50 PM
I don’t even like gargoyles the phones at my job stopped working and I’m just trying to pass the time stop yelling at me
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 11, 2019, 05:39:09 PM
I don’t even like gargoyles the phones at my job stopped working and I’m just trying to pass the time stop yelling at me

Talk about adult stuff like a ball carried around the field by giant men
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Purple Filth on November 11, 2019, 05:45:25 PM
6.99 a month is very interesting  :o

I wonder if it will stay that way for long
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: samir on November 11, 2019, 06:07:34 PM
If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child

You only jerk off to them.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 11, 2019, 10:04:05 PM
wow, no SW fans on the Bore?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: thisismyusername on November 11, 2019, 10:11:04 PM
Gargoyles

A show that aired at 3:30pm as part of an after-school block?

If you've ever sprouted a hair from your ball sack you are too old for this shit.

You're doing my bit, despite liking Splatoon...

:curious :society :curious

I mean, I'm not necessarily complaining about you calling out Disney folks, but... :comeon

If youre over the age of 15 and do not have a child under the age of 15, and you subscribe to Disney+, you are suspect AS FUCK

What you going to do when Disney+ gets that Splatoon TV show.

Nothing because I am not a small child

You only jerk off to them.

sksksksksksksksksksksksksk and I oop. AND I OOP. :kermit
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Transhuman on November 11, 2019, 10:12:26 PM
As long as they still bring Pixar movies to theatres, what are we really missing?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 11, 2019, 11:06:18 PM
this thread is a hoot lol.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 11, 2019, 11:32:46 PM
As long as they still bring Pixar movies to theatres, what are we really missing?

If you subscribe now, you also get access to Hulu, ESPN+, and WikiFeet Clear.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Potato on November 12, 2019, 01:15:19 AM
this thread is a hoot lol.
It's even funnier when you know that each and every one of them will be subscribing day one.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rufus on November 12, 2019, 01:44:18 AM
this thread is a hoot lol.
It's even funnier when you imagine that each and every one of them will be subscribing day one.
fixd
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: bork on November 12, 2019, 08:36:10 AM
Fitting:
 :no1curr
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tasty on November 12, 2019, 03:55:36 PM
https://twitter.com/yc/status/1194247028093652993
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 13, 2019, 08:13:37 PM
10 million subs already.  edgelords, blown the fuck out.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: bork on November 13, 2019, 08:14:53 PM
10 million subs already.  edgelords, blown the fuck out.

Why are you stanning for this?  :lol
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 08:21:23 PM
So I insomned all night and bitched out and signed up for the trial.

* Mandalorian - Pretty good! Has a graphic novel feel to it that’s different from the movies.
* Shit. There’s nothing else for adults if you aren’t a Pixar, Marvel, or Star Wars fan.

I was kind of joking before, but there really isn’t anything enticing here. I thought there was going to be a huge library of old shows? I really didn’t see that much. I knew the movie selection was going to be family friendly and sanitized, but holy shit the Disney shits were brutal in their selections.

I clicked the first (and only) movie that interested me in the list—which was believe it or not National Fucking Treasure with Nic Cage, that’s how toilet town the selection is—only to be told it wouldn’t be on the service until April of next fucking year? Holy shit, they’re beefing up their number of visible titles by making it look like things that won’t be available for 6 months are playable. Their shitty content library is also a shitty Potemkin content library.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: nachobro on November 13, 2019, 08:26:03 PM
I was kind of joking before, but there really isn’t anything enticing here. I thought there was going to be a huge library of old shows? I really didn’t see that much. I knew the movie selection was going to be family friendly and sanitized, but holy shit the Disney shits were brutal in their selections
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 08:31:23 PM
I ended up watching Escape to Witch Mountain, which wasn’t as good as when I was 6, but it did have Donald Pleasence in sexy, Blofeld-esque shape so I still managed to conjure some impure impulses. Mission failed, Disney.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: bork on November 13, 2019, 08:32:51 PM
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240
 :jeanluc
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 08:39:43 PM
Maybe there is a good value proposition for me here. I could most certainly derive some transgressive erudition by manipulating myself to family movies that I used for non-sexual comfort while sad and alone as a child in a crummy family in a crummy place. You might even say it could give a therapist a couple of months of material to work with.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: nachobro on November 13, 2019, 08:48:11 PM
https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240
 :jeanluc
lol why crop it? it's normal on tv, so they would have had to do more work just to fuck it up. :lol disney pls
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EchoRin on November 13, 2019, 08:55:36 PM
It's beyond fucked up. Anyone who crops any image deserves to die. (obviously exaggerating)

I'm pretty sure The Simpsons were cropped on Hulu too or wherever they were streaming before.

Cropping drives me nuts. About as much as people not setting the proper aspect ratio on their TVs.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 08:56:20 PM
What if you watched them without jerking off and they actually made you a happier person?

Maybe if I was allowed to take mushrooms while watching. Escape to Witch Mountain has an awesome trippy intro. And it would make me less likely to maintain an erection.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 09:11:33 PM
Look at this. This is listed in the library alongside other playable titles, no indication it’s unavailable.

(https://i.imgur.com/MUzQM0B.jpg)

I bet they’re inflating their library with blanks that are no-interest titles because people are unlikely to click on them to discover the deception. This Magoo thing, why else would they advertise the availability of something that won’t be there for a fucking year?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2019, 09:14:06 PM
“Fuck, phew, Magoo. Glad they let me know about that obvious flagship title’s delayed release. You saved me some money there, D.”
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 13, 2019, 09:18:59 PM
I've set up a reminder for Mr. Magoo already!
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2019, 11:30:16 PM
Preorder your Disney+ founder’s edition golden wokelord pass, and in twelve months you could be watching Mr. Fucking Magoo.

 :reeeee
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: NekoFever on November 14, 2019, 04:25:04 AM
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240
 :jeanluc
Whatever 'remaster' they've done there looks terrible as well. It looks like those smear filters on emulators that try to smooth out the square pixels.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Don Rumata on November 14, 2019, 04:29:20 AM
Anything other than Mandalorian on this thing, anyway? (Original shows i mean, i don't care about old stuff)
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 14, 2019, 07:05:19 AM
10 million subs already.  edgelords, blown the fuck out.

Why are you stanning for this?  :lol
Just trolling lol
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Occam on November 14, 2019, 08:25:05 AM
I think there is something distinguishingly mentally challenged (did I do this right without using the word filter?) about giving money to Disney for this (and possibly anything else).
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 09:02:38 AM
Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2019, 09:36:56 AM
does it have the simpsons? i feel like that'd be one of benefits of them buying fox

https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/1194298167824650240
 :jeanluc
Whatever 'remaster' they've done there looks terrible as well. It looks like those smear filters on emulators that try to smooth out the square pixels.

I remember when the Simpsons season box sets were like, the gold standard for TV on DVD back in the day.

I wonder if the new filters are from the Blu-ray transfers or if Disney went out of their way to fuck things up.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2019, 09:38:37 AM
Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.

If WB becomes the Pepsi to Disney's Coke, eh, I'm game.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 14, 2019, 10:53:17 AM
Look at this. This is listed in the library alongside other playable titles, no indication it’s unavailable.

(https://i.imgur.com/MUzQM0B.jpg)

I bet they’re inflating their library with blanks that are no-interest titles because people are unlikely to click on them to discover the deception. This Magoo thing, why else would they advertise the availability of something that won’t be there for a fucking year?

Please tell me that every title on Disney + has the Disney logo in the title to remind you that you are watching Disney products on a Disneys ervice
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 12:01:13 PM
Disney couldn't even get Fraggle rock for this shit. You only get second tier muppets stuff.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 02:48:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XwKHzxi.jpg)

Disney's Double Teamed :noah
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: D3RANG3D on November 14, 2019, 02:49:46 PM
When they have kino like Da Jokah I'll consider it.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 02:52:29 PM
When they have kino like Da Jokah I'll consider it.

No R-rated content, think of the kids!
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: james on November 14, 2019, 02:53:21 PM
Is it true that Disney + has two Little Toaster sequels, but not the original?

And if this rumor is true, how could you purchase this Disney + product and not kill yourself?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 14, 2019, 03:40:27 PM
Disney couldn't even get Fraggle rock for this shit. You only get second tier muppets stuff.
Fraggle Rock was awesome.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2019, 04:03:21 PM
All three pieces of Tron media are there launch day :larry
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 04:38:45 PM
Fraggle Rock is no shit the shit.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: EchoRin on November 14, 2019, 04:45:59 PM
Look at the aesthetics on  Return and Escape from Witch Mountain. Now look at the aesthetics Race to Witch Mountain. 100% honest, I have never heard of any 3 of these movies, but if I was gonna randomly pick a movie and saw the cover of the Rock one I would assume it's just some crap with no soul. The other two seem to have some character in their icon art. I don't know, maybe all these movies are awful or great, but just going off the style of the images I would not be enticed for the Rock version.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: thisismyusername on November 14, 2019, 04:57:01 PM
https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1194809171104935936

In my experience, that seems true for the Disney Spinsters (and folks that sub to this service). Rman, care to confirm/deny this accusation?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 14, 2019, 05:02:44 PM
Look at the aesthetics on  Return and Escape from Witch Mountain. Now look at the aesthetics Race to Witch Mountain. 100% honest, I have never heard of any 3 of these movies, but if I was gonna randomly pick a movie and saw the cover of the Rock one I would assume it's just some crap with no soul. The other two seem to have some character in their icon art. I don't know, maybe all these movies are awful or great, but just going off the style of the images I would not be enticed for the Rock version.

That’s because the first two came out in the 70’s and the other one came out in like 2011 and was mainly sold on having The Rock in it.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Trent Dole on November 14, 2019, 08:29:11 PM
Disney plays the Get Out of Racism Free card.

https://mobile.twitter.com/324_B21/status/1194249958221737986

Mr. Magoo probably got delayed until they could figure out how to properly address its ableist message.
Does this mean we're getting Song of the South? :teehee
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Rman on November 14, 2019, 08:33:14 PM
I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid
Outrage culture, bro.

And of course, the dude on Twitter is a white guy lol. 
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Post by: thisismyusername on November 14, 2019, 08:35:59 PM
I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid

It's a "cover our ass so we don't get sued" move, similar to those "THIS GAME WAS CREATED BY A DIVERSE CAST OF <X, Y, Z>" notices in Assassin's Creed and other titles now.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 08:57:03 PM
FUCK DISNEY! WALT DISNEY WAS A NAZI UNION BUSTER! ACTUALLY I’M NOT SURE IF HE WAS A NAZI REALLY BUT YOU CAN CALL ANYONE A NAZI THESE DAYS SO HE WAS ONE! LONG LIVE JIM HENSON! LONG LIVE THE BEST MUPPETS!

https://youtu.be/KLQS6xo40kI
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Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 08:58:39 PM
DEATH TO FALSE MUPPETS!
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Post by: james on November 14, 2019, 09:18:00 PM
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Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 09:25:12 PM
for amirox  ;)
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Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 09:26:37 PM
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Post by: TVC15 on November 14, 2019, 09:59:06 PM
fuck I hate crimed myself :(
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Post by: team filler on November 14, 2019, 10:50:30 PM
 :drool
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Post by: Occam on November 14, 2019, 11:13:20 PM
I don't know why you need a disclaimer about an old cartoon unless you think everyone is fucking stupid

Not everyone, but
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=46720.msg2733205#msg2733205
Q.E.D.
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Post by: team filler on November 15, 2019, 01:34:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/X1dh4Gd.jpg) ;)
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: Himu on November 16, 2019, 07:28:18 AM
FYI

Disney didn't do this remaster of the Simpsons. Fox did. It was done for their fox streaming service which apparently no one used to find out how old this news was but there you go.
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Post by: Rman on November 16, 2019, 08:22:32 AM
FYI

Disney didn't do this remaster of the Simpsons. Fox did. It was done for their fox streaming service which apparently no one used to find out how old this news was but there you go.
Yep. I remember.  I do hope they go back and fix it.  Who knows, though.
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Post by: Nuitangg on November 16, 2019, 09:27:36 AM
 https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/  (https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/)
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Post by: Rman on November 16, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/  (https://www.engadget.com/2019/11/15/simpsons-disney-plus-aspect-ratio/)
Nice. ty
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:23:18 PM
Coming in more than a year and a half...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://i.imgur.com/RezrT1c.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2019, 07:25:35 PM
At least I'll have Mr. Magoo to tide me over until then. :lawd
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:32:51 PM
I’m sorry for the bump. I’m just going through the D+ service’s D- library looking for anything to justify a subscription since I have the app open from watching the latest Mandalorian.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:34:26 PM
What the fuck is a Cheetah Girl? Cheetah sounds like it could be a racial slur.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:37:17 PM
Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings Holiday Magic Special? This is garbage old dying people watched on TV on Saturday nights because nobody loved them anymore. Nobody is ever going to willingly watch this shit.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
excluding manabyte
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2019, 07:38:07 PM
I was gonna use my friends's login sign up for Disney+, but it thinks I'm behind a VPN or some shit so it wouldn't even let me. I'll have to wait until I'm at work to watch The Mandalorian and Double Teamed.  ::)
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:41:13 PM
So far both of the decent movies I’ve seen available star Don Knotts.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:48:32 PM
Hocus Pocus is up there. I know some people are into that.

Not me, though. If I’m going to watch women pretend to be drag queens, I’d just rather see real drag queens.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:49:57 PM
Okay, who has seen Home Alone 3? How bad is it? Because the associated images on D+ have me close to hate-watching it.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 07:55:46 PM
Wow, the Inspector Gadget movie has Matthew Broderick and Andy Dick in it. A lot of bloody hands in that fam-friendly Disney romp.

Fuck, the sequel swaps Broderick for French Stewart :yuck
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:03:38 PM
I saw a movie called The Luck of the Irish from the Disney Channel. It had a white kid dressed in basketball stuff, so knowing how much hatred of the Irish has been displayed here today, I checked it out, figuring it may be a timely entry in the white-guy-plays-basketball genre that we could have fun with.

I read the Wikipedia entry before diving in to make sure it was worthwhile. Thank god I did, because look at the ending I saved myself from:

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He then wakes up, and realizes he is late for Heritage Day; on the day, he does an Irish folk dance and leads the crowd in singing "This Land is Your Land", with his parents and grandfather in the audience proudly joining in.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:15:32 PM
Did you ever notice how people born from ~1990 or so have malformed heads and faces? Sometimes eyes, too. There’s like a trend toward balloon-like shaped heads, with more bulbous tops and pointed bottoms. Larger eyes. I feel like I’m paging through a textbook on cranial abnormalities.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:22:27 PM
Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish had better not be to help poor people or I’m calling bullshit.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:27:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7Zoj6RB.jpg)

The 10yo fourth or so direct-to-video sequel in a spin-off series from Air Bud. Coming in, uh, 2 years.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:34:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/x9JoYdf.jpg)

Shit like this is why Americans grow up to be so stupid. Do you really think the YouTube diets of today will improve the situation?
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:37:58 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/OjOCpj5.jpg)

There are more. I’m stopping now. They’re faking their library count with fucking unavailable Air Bud spinoffs nobody would ever be interested in watching.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:44:37 PM
The only non-Star Wars/Pixar movie in the entire library that is better than a 3/5 is Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 08:58:02 PM
Tell me exactly how many Air Bud movies there are first

There are no Air Bud movies themselves even though they are Disney movies. There are 7 Air Bud spinoff movies on D+.
Title: Re: Any of you fellow dorks getting on that Disney+?
Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:01:58 PM
According to wiki: 14

Appears to have died off around 2013
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:04:33 PM
George Wendt and John Ratzenberger each starred in different Buddies movies.
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:05:32 PM
Don Knotts is in the original Air Buddies!
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:06:30 PM
The original Air Bud was Comet from Full House!
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:07:47 PM
He wasn’t in the sequels because he had to get a leg amputated and died from synovial cell sarcoma!
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:08:47 PM
Somebody kill me
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Post by: TVC15 on November 26, 2019, 09:34:47 PM
I thought my hatred of Disney could just be snobbery, but when it’s all in front of me like this, yes, I really do not think Disney makes quality films.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2019, 09:44:14 PM
How many years do I have to wait until I can watch MVP: Most Valuable Primate?

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The film's title character, Jack, is a funny monkey.[citation needed]
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Post by: Rman on November 30, 2019, 07:53:11 PM
I'm legit surprised at The Mandalorian being this good.
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Post by: Nintex on November 30, 2019, 08:14:27 PM
I'm waiting for Mandolorian to end and then I will redeem my 7 day LG trial to binge watch  8)
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Post by: chronovore on November 30, 2019, 09:27:12 PM
I'm waiting for Mandolorian to end and then I will redeem my 7 day LG trial to binge watch  8)
When it's eventually offered in Japan, this is what I'll do as well.
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Post by: BIONIC on November 30, 2019, 11:56:38 PM
I'm waiting for Mandolwhorian to end and then I will pirate the shit out of it :pimp
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Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 03, 2019, 09:32:05 AM
Cheetah sounds like it could be a racial slur.

(https://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/240251-chester-cheetah-too-cool-to-fool-snes-front-cover.jpg)
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Post by: EchoRin on December 03, 2019, 04:31:52 PM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjY1ZjRjNjQtY2YyMy00NmMxLTkxNDAtYjZmNjkxNWY0Y2E5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTkzODUwNzk@._V1_.jpg)