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Title: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:04:43 PM
Video game website giantbomb dot com recently ran a podcast dealing with that very subject. And let me tell you, THEY GOT IT WRONG declaring Chris de Burgh's Lady in Red the worst song of the 80's.
That song is indeed trash, but not the worst song of the 80's in a world where Kokomo exists.

Kokomo is the worst song of the 80's.
https://youtu.be/fJWmbLS2_ec


Change my mind brehs.
Title: Re: Worst songs of the 80's
Post by: Trent Dole on November 21, 2019, 08:16:40 PM
GB's #2 pick is worse than Kokomo. Koko is just bad '80s Beach Boys without Brian at the helm. It's not worse than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdCH7ZewAfY
It was maybe more inescapable but it's not as bad a song.

Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:18:31 PM
I am with Serbian nationalist Jeff Gerstmann on that one, I think that song is awesome in a amazing train wreck kind of way. :ufup
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 08:20:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: OnlyRegret on November 21, 2019, 08:21:41 PM
I can barely remember songs from the 90s, god some of you people are old.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:22:39 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw
Technically you are correct, but I don't think it really counts. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:23:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Or is it the best song of the 80s?
:heyman
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Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 08:26:29 PM
The comments on this lmao:
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Louis Scarantino
1 month ago
If Michael Jackson was alive today, he’d realize how much this song is needed in today’s times
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Serge M.
5 days ago
America at its best! Please like if you believe this is still true in Nov 2019.
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Nick Cline
3 weeks ago
This makes me incredibly sad, because of how miserable and divided we’ve become in just the past thirty years
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Ken Wall
3 weeks ago
These are STARS who left their egos home to make a better planet!!
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Tru1ne
2 days ago
America needs to remember this song. Stop letting Trump and people follow him divide us!
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Francis Masaba
1 day ago
This is truly one of the greatest things to ever happen.
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Jake Lo
3 minutes ago
We need to start saving ourselves in America. China is taking over every country.
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BigRay432
3 days ago (edited)
In August 2019 my town fell victim to a mass shooter and 7 lives were taken. This song came to mind. First El Paso then Dallas and my town of Odessa. MJ would’ve rereleased this for everyone state and family affected by the terror were facing
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mji71
1 month ago
Privileged to see this when I was a child.  Now I’m nearing 50 and the current crop of egotistical selfish lustful musical performers could not even imagine standing together for anything righteous.
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Chrissi Kirkland
3 weeks ago
Why can't anybody do such stuff in 2019?
What is wrong with celebrities?
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Lary Dixon
2 weeks ago
This was without a doubt one of music's finest moments. Now, almost thirty - five years later, the music industry has been destroyed and the attitudes of the world in general are inhuman and empty. It's time for serious reflection, and let us once again stand up and be proud to live and love one another!           
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: naff on November 21, 2019, 08:30:15 PM
every springsteen part has me dying  :lol

amazing vid.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: naff on November 21, 2019, 08:37:28 PM
idk what i think is the worst song of the 80s. but it's probably something (everything?) by phil collins
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:40:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:40:57 PM
After the complete omission of Kokomo, declaring this the 2nd best song of the 80's was the most egregious mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

That is easily a contender for one of the five worst songs of the 80's :trash
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:41:14 PM
idk what i think is the worst song of the 80s. but it's probably something (everything?) by phil collins

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_worst
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"Sussudio", Phil Collins (1985)
    Critic Michael Saunders in the Sun-Sentinel named "Sussudio" as the worst song of the rock era, describing it as "insipid" and "indefensibly stupid".[80] Guardian journalist Tom Service wrote: "'Sussudio' brings me out in a cold sweat… there's no colder or more superficial sound in popular music."[81] Michael Musto in The Village Voice listed it as the second worst song ever and said that it "could have been the theme song for the Third Reich, it was that insidious and evil".[82] Creative Loafing Charlotte writer Matt Brunson called it the worst song of the 1980s.[83] The track has also been criticised for sounding too similar to Prince's "1999";[84] Mark Caro in the Chicago Tribune labelled it a "ripoff".[85]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:42:08 PM
Sussudio is a decent 80's song. :hmph
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:42:52 PM
Not 80s, but this popped up while searching videos.  WTF  :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:44:38 PM
Sussudio is a decent 80's song. :hmph

It's an interesting list.  This song is on there too- I thought people loved this shit?  ???

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"True", Spandau Ballet (1983)
    "True" was noted as the worst song ever by St. Petersburg Times music columnist Sean Daly[72] and The Guardian journalist Luke Williams;[68] Williams's colleague Michael Hann described the track as "dreadful wine-bar soul".[73] Seattle Post-Intelligencer critic Robert Jamieson called it the worst love song of all time.[74] The track also appeared in the Houston Press' "10 Songs We Never, Ever Want to Hear Again, Ever",[75] while the line "I bought a ticket to the world but now I've come back again" was included in NME's "50 Worst Pop Lyrics of All Time".[76]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 08:45:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwVB_NGM1E
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 08:50:29 PM
List so far.

1. Kokomo
2. Red Red Wine
3. 99 Luftballons
4. True
5. Sussudio
6. Temporary Secretary

Out of contention:
We are the World
Agadoo

So far, according to my scientific method. Temporary Secretary is the best song of the 80's.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Trent Dole on November 21, 2019, 08:52:44 PM
GB's #2 pick is worse than Kokomo. Koko is just bad '80s Beach Boys without Brian at the helm. It's not worse than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdCH7ZewAfY
It was maybe more inescapable but it's not as bad a song.




This is a proto-NIN song :leon
it's very Kraftwerk-y, it's just the execution is ...yeah.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: naff on November 21, 2019, 08:56:44 PM
not his worst song of the 80s i guess but i cbf going into the trash bin. 80s billy  :yuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2019, 08:59:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auhwI00iKWg

 :yuck
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:03:30 PM
The traditional pick of Starship’s We Built this City is a worthy contender.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:06:15 PM
The traditional pick of Starship’s We Built this City is a worthy contender.

It's a bad song, but I can appreciate its cheesiness somehow.

1. Kokomo
2. Red Red Wine
3. 99 Luftballons
4. True
5. We Bulit This City
6. A Matter of Trust
7. Wild Wild West
8. Sussudio
9. Temporary Secretary

:science
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:08:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY

Nobody would remember this if it didn't have that Michael Jackson hook.  The rest of the song is awesomely bad. 
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:09:49 PM
I think it's better than Wild Wild West, but worse than Sussudio.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:10:25 PM
I’d just like to say I think 99 Luftballons is a bad pick for a bad song.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 21, 2019, 09:10:57 PM
Unless you mean the English version
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:11:49 PM
It did lead to this song, though.   :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T9APeOD7Z8
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:11:51 PM
I’d just like to say I think 99 Luftballons is a bad pick for a bad song.

Cultural differences I guess, the song was the tip of the shit ice berg that was called "Neue Deutsche Welle". If I'd consider these songs eligible, they would be all up there. :yuck
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:12:35 PM
Similarly if anyone here says Mickey by Toni Basil, I’m gonna have to choke a cool young dude.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:14:04 PM
Hey Mickey now officially the best song of the 80's :itagaki
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:15:16 PM
Similarly if anyone here says Mickey by Toni Basil, I’m gonna have to choke a cool young dude.

It's on some 'worst of' lists.   :lol  And yeah, I don't agree with all the songs on there.  How is even something like Susudio a bad song?  People liked it.
:idont
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:16:50 PM

Cultural differences I guess, the song was the tip of the shit ice berg that was called "Neue Deutsche Welle". If I'd consider these songs eligible, they would be all up there. :yuck

I mean look at this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:17:05 PM
Toni Basil is cooler than any of these bitches. She covered Devo (music courtesy of Devo). And it looks like the video was shot the same day as Mickey lol

https://youtu.be/jwzxHTD-n-M
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Tasty on November 21, 2019, 09:17:47 PM
After the complete omission of Kokomo, declaring this the 2nd best song of the 80's was the most egregious mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

That is easily a contender for one of the five worst songs of the 80's :trash
3. 99 Luftballons

(https://i.imgur.com/D2hxAux.gif)
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 09:19:16 PM
idk what i think is the worst song of the 80s. but it's probably something (everything?) by phil collins
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds.

Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.

But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_worst
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"Sussudio", Phil Collins (1985)
    Critic Michael Saunders in the Sun-Sentinel named "Sussudio" as the worst song of the rock era, describing it as "insipid" and "indefensibly stupid".[80] Guardian journalist Tom Service wrote: "'Sussudio' brings me out in a cold sweat… there's no colder or more superficial sound in popular music."[81] Michael Musto in The Village Voice listed it as the second worst song ever and said that it "could have been the theme song for the Third Reich, it was that insidious and evil".[82] Creative Loafing Charlotte writer Matt Brunson called it the worst song of the 1980s.[83] The track has also been criticised for sounding too similar to Prince's "1999";[84] Mark Caro in the Chicago Tribune labelled it a "ripoff".[85]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8H4KEhTheU
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:19:37 PM
Speaking of which, Devo albums past their prime probably have some contenders. I love them dearly but they made some terrible, annoying music at their worst.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:19:52 PM
Something like Kokomo though...who the fuck likes that song on any level?

The video has some nice 80s tiddy
:rollsafe
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 09:22:49 PM
 :rofl at the comments on sussudio
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Totoro
1 year ago
Now I dont want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine chardonnay you're not drinking.
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Matthew Finlay
2 weeks ago
I can’t believe Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine
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Mary-Jane Watson
5 months ago
Sabrina, remove your dress.
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Daytripper N7
3 years ago
I'm going to call you Sabrina
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:29:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIEwIwYz-c
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:30:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru2tsT32pHA

Fuck this song, this is a strong contender.

On the other hand:
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Bertie Higgins
7 months ago
Where my fellow "Beach Bums" at?  How about that Moondog, huh!?  Singin' with Matthew was an incredible/bizarre adventure I'll never forget.  If you haven't seen it, go watch me perform "Key Largo" in "The Beach Bum"!  https://www.thebeachbummovie.com/ Thank you for bringing me into your wild world, Harmony Korrine. Thanks to all the Bertie's Boneheads for the love and support, always!   - BH

Bertie's Boneheads :rofl
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:32:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE
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Why does vannila ice look like the average streamer in 2019
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 21, 2019, 09:33:43 PM
Not 80s, but this popped up while searching videos.  WTF  :lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFykQIrPCk

Two of those are dead, the guy with the tank feet just recently this year. I hope you feel bad, cause another is no doubt dying soon after such a disgraceful post

#toonarmy
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:36:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:38:10 PM
 This is a fine song and I'll have none of your slander :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:39:11 PM
This is a fine song and I'll have none of your slander :bolo

 :dayum
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:43:00 PM
This is a fine song and I'll have none of your slander :bolo

 :dayum

What's next? Insulting Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat?  :hulk
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 09:44:32 PM
bork trying to use a bunch of loopholes just to post Ice Ice Baby
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:45:53 PM
What's next? Insulting Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat?  :hulk

No, this is a thread for bad music, not cheesy 80s goodness.
:heh
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:47:08 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E

Um, no.

Also, Stacey Q sings the song from Return of the Living Dead that Linnea Quigley does her very famous graveyard striptease to. Stacey stays off the list for getting a lot of dudes through puberty.

NSFW for very pixelated teh nudity (it’s still on YouTube!) :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://youtu.be/mSTFKT3ot-U
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Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:51:26 PM
Still a shitty song, srry
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:53:04 PM
You’re fucked up. That song is cracked out. It kinda makes me want to do drugs. That’s good music. It would go well with cough syrup, I can tell from experience. It’s got the right texture.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 09:54:02 PM
You’re fucked up. That song is cracked out. It kinda makes me want to do drugs. That’s good music. It would go well with cough syrup, I can tell from experience. It’s got the right texture.

 :lol OK, you win.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 09:58:13 PM

1. Kokomo
2. Red Red Wine
3. Key Largo
4. 99 Luftballons
5. True
6. You Got It
7. We Bulit This City
8. A Matter of Trust
9. Wild Wild West
10. Somebody's watching me
11. Sussudio
12. Temporary Secretary
13. Two of Hearts
14. Hey Mickey

Ice Ice Baby not eligible. :hmph

Check back tomorrow for some more 80's science :science
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 09:58:53 PM
For real, I’m a connoisseur. Eno’s first three albums are the fine wine of cough syrup music if you ask me, and I bet somebody wants to but is afraid to ask.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 10:01:27 PM

1. Kokomo
2. Red Red Wine
3. Key Largo
4. 99 Luftballons
5. True
6. You Got It
7. We Bulit This City
8. A Matter of Trust
9. Wild Wild West
10. Somebody's watching me
11. Sussudio
12. Temporary Secretary
13. Two of Hearts
14. Hey Mickey

Ice Ice Baby not eligible. :hmph

Check back tomorrow for some more 80's science :science

Put it on the list- even Vanilla hates it.  :doge
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 10:03:32 PM
It‘s a 90‘s song though :hmph
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Ice_Baby
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 10:06:04 PM
It‘s a 90‘s song though :hmph
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Ice_Baby

He wrote it in 1983 and it was recorded in 1989.  But if you want to use that official release date, OK.  Put it on the worst of 90s list.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 21, 2019, 10:07:13 PM
If there is one thing German people love it‘s strict rules. :hmph
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 10:08:16 PM
Red Red Wine is a good pick. It’s definitely going to be a song that’s played at every wedding.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 10:08:17 PM
He wrote it in 1983 and it was recorded in 1989.  But if you want to use that official release date, OK.  Put it on the worst of 90s list.
Plus its hook dates back to 1981.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 21, 2019, 10:10:17 PM
The true cause of Brexit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp9ELDix5I
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 10:11:16 PM
He wrote it in 1983 and it was recorded in 1989.  But if you want to use that official release date, OK.  Put it on the worst of 90s list.
Plus its hook dates back to 1981.

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People also ask
Which came first under pressure or Ice Ice Baby?
The song is a medley of "Under Pressure", originally recorded in 1981 by Queen and David Bowie, and "Ice Ice Baby", recorded by Vanilla Ice in 1989. This 1989 version of "Ice Ice Baby" originally sampled the bassline from "Under Pressure".

:mindblown
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 21, 2019, 10:19:40 PM
I also think Ice Ice Baby should be removed from the running. I think of it as more of an embarrassing cultural episode than I do an objectively bad song. Like, Vanilla Ice is the embarrassment here, and all of his music that isn’t Ice Ice Baby. Have you heard his nu metal album? Bipolar, Iirc. I have my friends, right in the wake of 9/11 too.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 21, 2019, 11:13:55 PM
Was not was “Walk the Dinosaur”

https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk

Don’t let the cool cats singing fool you. It’s the cringiest, most try hard novelty song ever created. Soulless studio session players that did all the coke and lost every ounce of dignity or artistry they might have once had.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 21, 2019, 11:34:51 PM
Was not was “Walk the Dinosaur”

https://youtu.be/zYKupOsaJmk

Don’t let the cool cats singing fool you. It’s the cringiest, most try hard novelty song ever created. Soulless studio session players that did all the coke and lost every ounce of dignity or artistry they might have once had.

Maybe not?

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According to an interview with co-writer Randy Jacobs, it "was an infectious sing-along with a Flintstonesque video that probably got played on MTV way too much. But even that seemingly good-time anthem had a dark side. [...] The song’s about nuclear Armageddon. It became a dance (anthem) because of the video. They connected it with the girls in the little Pebbles and Bam-Bam outfits. All the sudden it became, like, 'do the mashed potato' or 'the twist.'"

:thinking 
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: tiesto on November 21, 2019, 11:51:36 PM
not his worst song of the 80s i guess but i cbf going into the trash bin. 80s billy  :yuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw

You know this song is bad because it's one of the only Billy Joel songs that hardly gets play out here.

GB's #2 pick is worse than Kokomo. Koko is just bad '80s Beach Boys without Brian at the helm. It's not worse than this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdCH7ZewAfY
It was maybe more inescapable but it's not as bad a song.

This is horrible but the appergio playing through the song is very 80's Detroit electro...
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: tiesto on November 22, 2019, 12:04:06 AM
The true cause of Brexit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp9ELDix5I

lol, the only reason I know these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJ-dRQxzG0
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2019, 03:55:45 AM
Sussudio is a decent 80's song. :hmph

It's an interesting list.  This song is on there too- I thought people loved this shit?  ???

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"True", Spandau Ballet (1983)
    "True" was noted as the worst song ever by St. Petersburg Times music columnist Sean Daly[72] and The Guardian journalist Luke Williams;[68] Williams's colleague Michael Hann described the track as "dreadful wine-bar soul".[73] Seattle Post-Intelligencer critic Robert Jamieson called it the worst love song of all time.[74] The track also appeared in the Houston Press' "10 Songs We Never, Ever Want to Hear Again, Ever",[75] while the line "I bought a ticket to the world but now I've come back again" was included in NME's "50 Worst Pop Lyrics of All Time".[76]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

I get the impression that some people think “I recognize this song from the 80s” means it’s a bad song. Also music journalists are shit people generally so their disapproval is almost an endorsement by default.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Brehvolution on November 22, 2019, 09:47:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

By a country fucking mile.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Trent Dole on November 22, 2019, 10:09:25 AM
Madonna singing about spirituality and sucking dick at the same time :lol
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Tasty on November 22, 2019, 10:19:09 AM
Pepsi Remix best remix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLv2ZOWEeSo

I think they pulled the commercial after like a day, Pepsi had no idea what the music video would end up like :lol Dead wrong, must have been some BS rumor someone told me was gospel.  >:(
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Akala on November 22, 2019, 10:27:54 AM
some things I disagree with ITT  :rage

many of these songs are just catchy BS pop.

I would posit white people trying to cash in on the rising rap trend towards the end of the decade would be the worst thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_7qlUsXBrM
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on November 22, 2019, 12:12:11 PM
By a country fucking mile.
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/camronNope-Copy.gif)

Just for black hair madonna in the music video. Titties popping out of her nighty when shes dancing with that little choir kid :lawd
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2019, 12:18:02 PM
I'll never hate on Madonna. What she did to stay relevant for more than a decade is unprecedented. She swung big every time and killed it each time. Not one aspect of her talent was elite either.

Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 22, 2019, 12:36:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

By a country fucking mile.

I ain't even a Madonna fan, but she's a murderer when it comes to singles. She was consistently putting out killers right up until Hung Up or so (that's the last one I found interesting enough to listen to more than once, but that may be ABBA's fault--I think Madonna may have been running dry on singles since Music). I think Express Yourself is her best, but this is number 2 or 3. It's a fun pop song that makes you want to move. Also, the song is a fun cultural piece because it has fun controversy attached to it--makes the whole package, the song, video, controversy, a nice encapsulation of the fun bits of Madonna.

Not a big fan but I did almost buy a copy of her early 90s coffee table book Sex a few months back, but it's pricy and out of print and it appears to be a mess sorting out the differences between all the international versions. The Japanese version I think was cheapest (maybe even sub 100 bucks), but do they edit out/pixelate nudity in books that are meant for adults in Japan? I'm mentioning Sex because there's nude intimate photos of Madonna with fellow bad music nominee Vanilla Ice in it as they were dating at the time.

But I mainly want the book so I can be a small part of the classic SNL sketch that had Phil Hartman as Charlton Heston reading the book-on-tape version of it.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 22, 2019, 12:36:50 PM
some things I disagree with ITT  :rage

many of these songs are just catchy BS pop.

I would posit white people trying to cash in on the rising rap trend towards the end of the decade would be the worst thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_7qlUsXBrM

Did DJ Sven turn into Gerard Butler?  :thinking
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: nachobro on November 22, 2019, 12:37:20 PM
kokomo the worst song of the 80s and hey mickey the best? :kobeyuck your list blows
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 22, 2019, 12:43:23 PM
kokomo the worst song of the 80s and hey mickey the best? :kobeyuck your list blows

Am I mistaken or are you implying Kokomo is a better song than Mickey?


Hahaha, awesome Mickey anecdote:

Quote
Rock critic Robert Christgau commented on the perceived 'obscene' content of the lyric "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man". Christgau wrote in a review at the time that Basil "was the only woman ever to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio." However, Basil adamantly denies this: "NO! That's ridiculous. People read shit into everything. It's not about anything dirty. You change the name from boy to girl" — i.e., from "Mickey" to "Kitty" — "and they read anything they want into it! When it's a guy singing about a girl, it's a sweet line. But when a girl sings it, it must mean butt-fucking! This is how the wrong foot gets cut off when the doc wheels you into the E.R. Then it's Micky Dolenz and butt-fucking."
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: nachobro on November 22, 2019, 01:19:00 PM
they are both shit
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Leadbelly on November 22, 2019, 01:35:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMO4LtZVAx4
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: skullstorm on November 22, 2019, 01:41:20 PM
I guess I'm young enough (lol) or too uncultured that I haven't heard most songs in this thread but here's my absolutely most hated 80s song:

https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

A local oldies radio station plays that crap all the time and apparently everyone thinks it's a good song. I just get an urge to kill everytime I hear it.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Nuitangg on November 22, 2019, 01:45:19 PM
https://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bork on November 22, 2019, 02:13:06 PM
I love how Bobby is decidedly unhappy in that YT thumbnail/preview pic.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2019, 03:05:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKVzGScpqO8&feature=emb_logo

who the fuck drinks cherry wine?
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 22, 2019, 03:47:31 PM
I guess I'm young enough (lol) or too uncultured that I haven't heard most songs in this thread but here's my absolutely most hated 80s song:

https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

A local oldies radio station plays that crap all the time and apparently everyone thinks it's a good song. I just get an urge to kill everytime I hear it.

I’d give this a pass for being from a musical. Different standards. I can see it working in the context of a musical. The camp of it is a bonus there.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 22, 2019, 06:26:06 PM
kokomo the worst song of the 80s and hey mickey the best? :kobeyuck your list blows

There will be a poll to determine the official worst song of the 80‘s. :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: nachobro on November 22, 2019, 06:36:24 PM
don't number your list if you don't want people thinking it's ranked :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: nachobro on November 22, 2019, 06:36:55 PM
by people i mean me :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 22, 2019, 06:40:10 PM
It‘s ranked, I will give people 10 poll options following my completely arbitrary scientific reasoning :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: tiesto on November 22, 2019, 08:10:09 PM
I guess I'm young enough (lol) or too uncultured that I haven't heard most songs in this thread but here's my absolutely most hated 80s song:

https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU

A local oldies radio station plays that crap all the time and apparently everyone thinks it's a good song. I just get an urge to kill everytime I hear it.

A classic italo track, love it.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 22, 2019, 08:11:38 PM
The worst part about starting this thread is that I can’t get Kokomo out of my head today.  :existential
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: nachobro on November 22, 2019, 08:13:23 PM
Anyway the real answer is Mr Roboto
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bdoughty on November 22, 2019, 08:29:25 PM
Two pages in and this is not listed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 22, 2019, 08:33:29 PM
Two pages in and this is not listed?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWa-6g-TbgI

 :trash

How the fuck is that the worst? This is what I meant earlier when people think “I remember this song from the 80s so therefore it’s bad”
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 22, 2019, 08:35:31 PM
Party all the time is a fine, fun song. It is no Boogie in your Butt, but what is really?

I don’t think Mr Roboto qualifies either to be among the top 10, it is too long and not that good, but it’s at least unique.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bdoughty on November 22, 2019, 08:54:53 PM
Party all the time is a fine, fun song.

Rick James - It's enough to drive a man to smoke crack.  Aries spears just nailed Eddie on the skit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoAQz03jmgM


How about Safety Dance? Even the bands name was awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZaiB9jYCxI


Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2019, 09:03:27 PM
If you want bad actor music, you need to look to Don Johnson or Bruce Willis. Eddie was way better.

https://youtu.be/9jrWqpTt1n4


Skip to the middle and listen to this shit.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 22, 2019, 09:05:52 PM
The Safety Dance is a good, fun and completely inoffensive song. :bolo
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: bdoughty on November 22, 2019, 09:15:43 PM
The Safety Dance is a good, fun and completely inoffensive song. :bolo

Welp.  :hmph
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Nuitangg on November 22, 2019, 09:16:57 PM
Madonna and now Safety Dance.  What the fuck is going on in this thread.   :shaking
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: skullstorm on November 23, 2019, 03:52:55 PM
https://youtu.be/RhxF9Qg5mOU

Just remembered this song, it's so fucking cheesy it's actually endearing. It's pretty bad but also it's so 80s you just have to appreciate it.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BisMarckie on November 23, 2019, 06:45:43 PM
Can't deny that it has a catchy hook though. As far as 80's ballads go there are a lot of worse and less remarkable ones out there.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 23, 2019, 07:17:35 PM
Similarly if anyone here says Mickey by Toni Basil, I’m gonna have to choke a cool young dude.

Wow I actually dig her stuff beyond Mickey. Also I used to jerk off to the mickey music video. Something about her manic expressions did it for me.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: Akala on November 24, 2019, 01:31:20 AM
Just came to me. Hands down worst song of the 80s and maybe forever.

LLEE GREENWOOD- PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 03:35:29 AM
Similarly if anyone here says Mickey by Toni Basil, I’m gonna have to choke a cool young dude.

Wow I actually dig her stuff beyond Mickey. Also I used to jerk off to the mickey music video. Something about her manic expressions did it for me.

Watch the Be Stiff video! It’s so fun.
Title: Re: Worst song of the 80's
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2019, 04:06:14 AM
from the actors putting out albums for every brilliant masterpiece like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CR4lSORZ_Q

you also got a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG-4GR_IGIM