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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:15:36 PM

Title: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:15:36 PM
https://recruiting.army.mil/army_esports/

https://usarmyesports.gg/

:esports :salute :gamer
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: thisismyusername on November 24, 2019, 05:17:11 PM
A_I_A annihilated. May he rest in the great liberal trucker highway in the sky. :salute
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2019, 05:17:38 PM
CyberWar
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 05:18:18 PM
does isis have a espor team?
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 05:18:44 PM
war has changed  ;)
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:18:50 PM
does isis have a espor team?

Yeah, it's the CIA esports team.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 05:19:34 PM
*mossad  ;)
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: BisMarckie on November 24, 2019, 05:19:53 PM
Kojima furiously looking for his notebook.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:21:20 PM
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1174716164741783554
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:24:12 PM
https://twitter.com/USArmyesports/status/1196879529861619717

SIR. THANK YOU SIR.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: BisMarckie on November 24, 2019, 05:25:26 PM
CAT 5?
Man, the American infrastructure truly is crumbling :heh
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 05:31:30 PM
My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 05:47:47 PM
your tax dollars bought me plenty of 8 balls of meth, boomer!
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.

You are why we can't have interesting things. Everything has to be "good" or "nice" or "pretty." You've allowed yourself to only appreciate one tiny corner of the entire grid, and way too many people are similar. You're holding progress back. You're holding aesthetics back. You're holding humanity's potential back. You are probably too old to be corrected.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 05:55:49 PM
your tax dollars bought me plenty of 8 balls of meth, boomer!

Did you get to do some time in a third-world shithole?
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 06:10:43 PM
My tax dollars at work. Why isn’t my money going towards something even vaguely worthwhile, like waging war on organ harvesters in China? What a joke. Greatest military in the world. Play with your toys, children. Nobody has taken you seriously since nam anyway.

Seriously. What a huge waste of time and resources. If we’re going to waste resources on this, we may ass well offer free health care and socialized medicine since we’re effectively giving them away already.

You are why we can't have interesting things. Everything has to be "good" or "nice" or "pretty." You've allowed yourself to only appreciate one tiny corner of the entire grid, and way too many people are similar. You're holding progress back. You're holding aesthetics back. You're holding humanity's potential back. You are probably too old to be corrected.

Is not giving handout GPUs to people that could barely pass US public high school really likely to be “holding humanity’s potential” back? Are the GPUs in that equation the best place to focus on? We shouldn’t extravagantly waste pooled resources on individuals until we know they are a worthwhile investment. It’s why abortion is legal.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Nintex on November 24, 2019, 06:19:46 PM
Have you always dreamed about pulling out in Asia, patrolling oil fields, building walls fences and spreading liberty and democracy to online game servers?
President Donald Trump calls on YOU to fight for America in cyberspace with the best equipment in the world powered by Intel, Geforce and Tim Apple.

"I don’t have a computer on my desk. I don’t use an intercom. When I want someone in my office, I yell. It works a lot better than an intercom, and it’s much faster." - President Donald J. Trump

Enlist in the US Military today!
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: nudemacusers on November 24, 2019, 06:23:43 PM
Nobody pulls out in the military




 :doge
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 06:29:11 PM
Nobody pulls out in the military




 :doge

This is why filler’s made it so much further than you.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: nudemacusers on November 24, 2019, 06:34:19 PM
Has he tho
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 06:35:42 PM
Why don’t you pm me your evidence so I can compare
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 06:41:08 PM
I'm out here in beautiful central coast california climbing mountains  :rejoice while nudemacs is in a sandy shithole getting cucked by some messageboard degenerate  :jawalrus
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: nudemacusers on November 24, 2019, 06:46:29 PM
https://www.perdiem101.com/oconus/2019/manama-bahrain-rate

Worth it tbh  :doge
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 06:47:17 PM
I'm out here in beautiful central coast california climbing mountains  :rejoice while nudemacs is in a sandy shithole getting cucked by some messageboard degenerate  :jawalrus

You did things the right way, filler. When you knocked up your strippers, you took care of biz and continued to keep it sleazy. Look at you now.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Kara on November 24, 2019, 08:08:05 PM
Can't stop thinking of filler as a docent at Hearst Castle now.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2019, 09:02:25 PM
for switch?
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: team filler on November 24, 2019, 09:09:26 PM
smoking meth in hearst castle  :lawd
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2019, 09:30:08 PM
I’m surprised they haven’t relaunched America’s Army as a battle royale.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: TVC15 on November 24, 2019, 09:48:42 PM
smoking meth in hearst castle  :lawd

What’s your fave way to smoke? I always liked scratching the kaolin out of the inside of lightbulbs and then using a pen casing to suck up da sublimated juice. It made me feel dirty and trashy. We’d do it in this old dilapidated house that a creepy old biker with a molester vibe squatted in when he was around and selling to us lil school kids. He’d also let us shoot his guns in his back yard. Ah, 6th grade.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: benjipwns on November 24, 2019, 09:57:55 PM
I’m surprised they haven’t relaunched America’s Army as a battle royale.
They might be, there's a new version on Unreal Engine 4 that started development late last year. It's a "5.0" not an update to Proving Grounds.
Title: Re: The U.S. Army has an esports team
Post by: Transhuman on November 24, 2019, 10:10:52 PM
As long as they only kill virtual babies I guess i'm okay with it